Kiwi Farms

Crikey! Looks like we've found ourselves a gaggle of Kiwis! You've caught me at the right time m8s. Join my safari, we're looking for an elusive creature: Androgynae Dramaticus Furries need not apply

Haven't heard of her? She's heard of you

Kiwi Farms | Flowergothic​

(Headphone users beware, her voice has been known to paralyze its prey)

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Tweet that may or may not be self-aware



Part 1: The Expedition

Flowergothic may appear to be a standard 20 y/o ENTP SJW autist AnCom to the average onlooker. But you're not average, are you? Her Youtube history goes back four years but she speaks about having videos out there in the wild from as young as ten. The gender of this specimen has been a subject of debate - I'm going to clear it up immediately. Flowergothic is a True and Honest heterosexual woman non-binary from Texas. She speaks at length about her middle and high school struggles and the boys she's crushed on, stalked, and harassed. This oversharing of personal information and middleschool drama is what initially attracted me to her.

Gaze down yonder and see the wild Flowergothic in her native habitat. Take note of the timeline listed below, in this video she discusses her delusions of thinking she's a martian princess. Comparable to our Goddess Chris Chan (PBUH), she unironically believed that her shitty unique self-insert fanfics would manifest in reality when she ascended to Martian royalty. The only difference, I suppose, was that she was self-aware enough to know to keep the crazy from her friends - but not self-aware enough to refrain from posting it on the internet.

My Pubescent Psychosis | Flowergothic​

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Here she is discussing her non-binary self in even greater detail. She is kind enough to share her thought process year-by-year starting from her seventh birthday party.

I am Non-Binary (A Personal Journey) | Flowergothic​

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She doesn't just overshare her personal issues, she overshares everyone's personal business. Below is a video of our fascinating creature reading her ex-boyfriend's poetry that he gave her.

My Ex-Boyfriend's Poetry​

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The way she just says, "Fuck you" to some dude as she reads his shitty poetry on the internet kills me. The only thing I want on this planet is to see that boy's face as he realizes this video is about him. I told you this creature is a savage, tread carefully as we continue on our adventure.

Part 2: The Natural Habitat

When unimpeded by civilization, Flowergothic likes to read fanfiction. A lot of fanfiction. She had a failed podcast here, but most of her fanfic content is on her Youtube channel. Although she covers many types of fanfiction, she certainly has a type.


These are strange but they are by no means the strangest. Remember when she discussed her hallucinations being linked to certain cartoon fanfics? Allow me to introduce you to a newer gem:
A deep dive into the Duck Dodgers lore. I hope you brought popcorn. Here she discusses her delusional obsession with cartoon characters.

Duck Dodgers: The Daring and Dangerous | Flowergothic​

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On top of all this, she has a SECOND channel. You heard me right. This second channel has the content not quite hot enough for the main one. For example,

White Girl Attempts to Sing Hamilton | Stream Highlights​

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She also enjoys streaming on Twitch. I'll be totally honest with you okes, it's not very good. I'm not linking to any specific stream, but you can check them out after the safari has concluded. In one of my treks through that wasteland, I found her going through her downloads folder at minute 15 and believe I found some interesting mp4s. This could be all Unnus Annus though, who knows.


For some reason, she also feels the compulsion to create tribute videos to King Frederik and Queen Mary of Denmark. Do not ask me, nature works in mysterious ways. The comments on these videos are interesting as well.

A Tribute to Frederik and Mary of Denmark​

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Part 3: Flowergothic the AnCom

Our adventurous creature is a basic quirky, non-binary Communist with very original political views. She is anti-US and pro-China, Vuvuzela, and other Sh*thole countries. I will let Flowergothic do the talking for me




She's been known to have a strict set of values, such as sharing the wealth (as long as it's not her own), being proud of who you are (except for cis-hets), and taking pride in where you're from (unless it's the West). These are common tropes among the AnCom community, and she's frankly one of the more tame ones because she doesn't get the user engagement she so rightfully deserves

Part 4: Flowergothic the AnCap (NSFW Section)

At last, my Kiwi Frontiersmen, we have made it to the breeding grounds. Abandon hope all ye who are horny. So you're an young up-and-coming non-binary Daughter of Eve content creator who's strapped for cash.
What do?

A. Make soft cover fiction and sell it

B. Create a Patreon and promise your fans Discord roles and vague voting rights

C. Sell pictures of yourself online for cash





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Part 5: Our Return to Camp

Time to gather around the campfire, kick off our shoes and discuss what we've just seen.

Flowergothic is a uniquely awkward content creator who primarily reads fanfiction, creates Danish monarchy tribute videos, and is selling lewd photos of herself online for shiny rocks. Her determination in creating strange content that does not generate a following is a testament to her unbridled creative spirit and narcissism. In the words of a certain anthropologist, "Life...uh...finds a way." The most interesting aspect about her, that she's shared thus far, is her hallucinations caused by reading fanfiction. Believing herself to be various reincarnations of galactic space weebery monarchs because of a Tumblr post puts everything into a certain perspective for me. When she reads fanfiction to us, the audience, is she really reading it? Or is she living it in her mind like our dear Christine? She still uploads regularly and maintains an impressive amount of social media platforms. She vacations frequently, although I don't plan on charting her migratory patterns.

Thank you for joining me on this exploration and I hope to see you report back with better findings.

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