Food that Americans never ate -

[The Shadow]

I rarely see it in stores in my area

"Because I personally can't get it, no one else can."

Rock solid argument there, chief.

 

[StarkRavingMad]

Bat soup.

 

[ethots Last Selfie]

Bat soup.

So edgy

 

[CWCchange]

Yeah, but those are Hershey produced, im talking about the british Cadbury chocolates

You mean British Cadbury chocolates owned by American Kraft before it split, and the old "Kraft" changed its name to something nonsensical and moved production to Poland?

Horse is awful. There’s a very good reason that it’s not widely marketed.

It used to be pretty common in American cuisine, until annoying hippie bitches in the 1970s sperged about how evil it is to eat Seabiscuit.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Casu Marzu. This lovely bundle of maggots is illegal in the US.

Yin Yang fish. Ever wanted to watch a fish watch you eat it? This is for you!

During preparation, the fish is scaled and gutted before its body is dipped into frying oil that its head is protected from. The fish is then covered in sauce and served on a plate, with its mouth continuing to gasp and eyes continuing to move, especially when irritated by the sauce

 

[Stormy Daniel's Lawyer]

Americans don't eat dogs. Some old ladies used to eat dog food so they could send all their money to the glittered-up Jesus Talkers to ensure a much nicer condo in the clouds...

Oh wait, Injuns used to eat dogs..Does that count?

 

[Pissmaster]

A lot of grocery stores have a foreign section. There's a chain called Meijer up in the midwest that has a pretty good one, they carry all sorts of weird foreign foods.

Not to mention, if you live in a city with a population over a million, there's an ethnic grocery of every sort somewhere.

 

[Zamzz]

Real cheese, American "cheese" is disgusting and shouldn't even be allowed to be called cheese, it's the laughing stock of Europe and probably the rest of the world too.

Can any Americans confirm if people seriously eat this shit over there?

 

[spencer reid]

I don't think Americans have chocolate digestives, despite the weird name it's good. A digestive biscuit base with chocolate. I guess the American Equivalent of a digestive biscuit would be graham crackers?

 

[NyQuilninja]

Not muh fav raman bowl but the sale them everywere for a buck

 

[Orion Balls]

Americans don't eat dogs. Some old ladies used to eat dog food so they could send all their money to the glittered-up Jesus Talkers to ensure a much nicer condo in the clouds...

Oh wait, Injuns used to eat dogs..Does that count?

Coyote isn't that bad. I mean, if you have to kill it anyway...

 

[Trig.Point]

I'm pretty sure kinder surprise eggs are illegal in the US because of some issue with the toy inside.

 

[Imperialist #348]

you guys get Square/Lorne sausage over there?

 

[Orion Balls]

you guys get Square/Lorne sausage over there?
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That looks like scrapple, does it have head meats and cornmeal in it?

 

[spurger king]

Real cheese, American "cheese" is disgusting and shouldn't even be allowed to be called cheese, it's the laughing stock of Europe and probably the rest of the world too.
Can any Americans confirm if people seriously eat this shit over there?

Yeah, some people really do eat that shit. And yeah, they can't legally call it "cheese". If you read the label, it's "pasteurized prepared cheese product"

Spoiler

This is kind of off topic, but the typical poor/working class American's diet is fucking appalling. A lot of people subsist almost entirely on processed bullshit, and it's not even cheap, it's just being to lazy or retarded or pressed for time to do even basic cooking. Of course, you can buy perfectly good cheese here, but it does cost a bit more.

I don't think Americans have chocolate digestives, despite the weird name it's good. A digestive biscuit base with chocolate. I guess the American Equivalent of a digestive biscuit would be graham crackers?

I'm pretty sure I've seen these in the grocery store, the one near me has a decent international section.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

I'm pretty sure kinder surprise eggs are illegal in the US because of some issue with the toy inside.

Naah, they have them even at WalMart. They redid them so the toy is no longer inside the chocolate egg. The ones I used to get in Mexico were the real deal, though - toy inside the egg.

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

How about real deal absinthe with the wormwood oil in it? Used to be legal back in ye olden days and recently it's been legalized but without the hallucinogenic effects.

 

[Whatthefuck]

Naah, they have them even at WalMart. They redid them so the toy is no longer inside the chocolate egg. The ones I used to get in Mexico were the real deal, though - toy inside the egg.

They do, but the placement of the toy is different than it is in other countries. What we have is the same idea, but apparently just different enough that the FDA decided we weren't too autistic to have it.

ETA: I'm a faggot and totally misread your post. What you said.

 

[Super Colon Blow]

Foods that Americans never ate and never will? I present such vile abominations as Casu Marzu, boiled duck fetus, etc. https://www.culinaryschools.org/cuisine/10-disgusting-delicacies/

 

[Silver Chariot]

"The Soup of Death"