you're officially that guy, okay? You know him, you know the one. You go up to the bar and he's like, "This suit is, uh, officially it's a Giorgio Armani, ech, my dad knows him."
Stole $4000+ from charity at his short-lived convention. Spent months failing to re-brand and sneak back into the fandom. Long history of abusive dating behavior. Currently impersonating and harassing a far more likable furry.