For Newcomers to the Beauty Parlor, Please Read - Also Q&A with Staff and Thread Suggestions

Broken Pussy

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Welcome to The Beauty Parlour. On Wednesdays, we wear pink.

If you like making fun of sad basic bitches this is the place for you. We already have threads on many of them, but we admit that there is room for improvement, and that is where you, our shiny new user, come in. If you have a cow you'd like to see featured here, feel free to start a thread.

There are some basic rules for starting threads, but they're pretty simple. Try to include as many links to relevant details as possible, such as the cow's social media accounts, or any instances of cow drama. Try to archive as much as possible. Cows like to delete things when they realize that people are paying attention to them in a negative way. If you include any photos of nudity, please spoiler them. Make sure to give the cow a classification prefix, as cow classification is helpful for people who are looking for particular kinds of cows.

If you have any questions about cow classification, feel free to consult this chart:


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If you would like to look for a cow on the lolcow wiki, it is here.

If you would like to see a cow who is not on the wiki get an article there, and you have lots of relevant information that could be used as the basis for an article, you can contact @Darwin Watterson.

If you need to talk to staff, the staff for this board are:

@CasualSeppuku
@Broken Pussy
@Feline Darkmage
@Melchett

If you have a serious problem and feel like you need to speak to an administrator, you can talk to @Clown Doll.

Most importantly, remember that we're all here to talk shit and have fun. As they say, if you don't have anything nice to say about anybody, come sit by me.
 

Feline Darkmage

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I'd also like to add on to this, seeing as though I'm a staff member that actively uses this board.

Aside from the 5 tags listed in this flowchart, the Beauty Parlour has 4 other tags. These are: Community, Off-Topic, Inactive, and Queen. So I'd like to take the time to explain what each of these are.

Community: If there is a group of Beauty or Cosplay related snowflakes, lolcows, or a fellow gossip website like ours, this would go here. Currently we have threads on Munchies/Spoonies, Lolitas, Pro-Ana, lolcow.farm, and Pretty Ugly Little Liar. Any movement, hashtag, congregation of people or specific websites would get this tag.

Off-Topic: The Off-Topic tag is for threads that are discussing issues related to the Beauty Parlour board, but aren't lolcows, snowflakes, or trainwrecks. Such as news, tips, and the like. Many of these threads have been supplied by @entropyseekswork.

Inactive: Inactive is a tag that is common to all lolcow-related subforums (except for Community Watch) on Kiwi Farms. It is used for people of interest that are deceased, incarcerated, or have otherwise quit the internet entirely or have disappeared.

Queen: This tag is exclusive to the one and only goddess-queen of all Beautycows, Sarah "Pixyteri" Gilbeaux.
 

Feline Darkmage

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WeeGee

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Is this kind of post allowed here? I think I found potential for a cosplay cow, you need only read the posts https://www.facebook.com/syrencosplay/
Syren Cosplay said:
EDIT: apparently y'all think I'm posting rules for how people should cosplay?? I DONT CARE what you do, I was only posting how blackface in cosplay makes me feel and how I would respond to it. Do whatever y'all want, but don't tell people what they're allowed to be offended by. You don't have to be offended by blackface, I'm not telling you that you should be, I'm speaking for myself only. Hopefully that clears up any confusion you may have.

I don't care if I lose any followers over this, but
I refuse to support anyone who blackfaces in cosplay, or anyone who thinks it's okay to change your skin tone to imitate another race.

And yes I mean human race, don't even ask how I feel about painting your skin blue. You're adults, you know what I mean.
 

MakeItRain

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Is this kind of post allowed here? I think I found potential for a cosplay cow, you need only read the posts https://www.facebook.com/syrencosplay/
This tattoo is one of the biggest casual boner killers I've ever seen

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Edit: I just realized what thread I'm in b/c drunk feel free to move or delete if there's a better place for this post
 

WeeGee

Weegee is de wae.
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I may have struck some gold for a potential cosplay cow, Luna Lanie. She was apparently involved in some drama with Mariah Mallad in /snow/. It's said that she hates any cosplayer more atractive than her, white knight's herself with sockpuppets, and is all around batshit insane. She's earned the nickname Looney Lanie.
https://lolcow.farm/snow/res/225956.html
https://www.facebook.com/LunaLanieee/
https://www.reddit.com/r/MomoCon/comments/38a755/luna_lanie_harassed_at_momocon/
@Feline Darkmage your thoughts?
 

Feline Darkmage

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I may have struck some gold for a potential cosplay cow, Luna Lanie. She was apparently involved in some drama with Mariah Mallad in /snow/. It's said that she hates any cosplayer more atractive than her, white knight's herself with sockpuppets, and is all around batshit insane. She's earned the nickname Looney Lanie.
https://lolcow.farm/snow/res/225956.html
https://www.facebook.com/LunaLanieee/
https://www.reddit.com/r/MomoCon/comments/38a755/luna_lanie_harassed_at_momocon/
@Feline Darkmage your thoughts?
She sounds absolutely perfect.
 
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Lancebass

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Does anyone follow The Carlson Clan? YouTube link:

They are twenty somethings who are married and live with Carrie's very trashy mother in a bedroom like teenagers. They both recently got gastric bypass surgery but Rachel does not follow the recommendations given to her by her doctor and gets called out in the comments. They are both super low energy on camera and just in general very trashy. I'm pretty sure in the above link you can see period stains on their sheets within the first 15 seconds of the video. Yikes.
 

PropaGONDA

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Can we just get a thread called "Drama vloggers?"
You know, people who comment on other Youtubers. A-la Peter Monn, Shaquanna/Shannon Jefferson, Karina Kaboom...

and I know that the Fat Acceptance thread is in the community watch but is there a way to cross-list it here too?
 

Broken Pussy

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Can we just get a thread called "Drama vloggers?"
You know, people who comment on other Youtubers. A-la Peter Monn, Shaquanna/Shannon Jefferson, Karina Kaboom...

and I know that the Fat Acceptance thread is in the community watch but is there a way to cross-list it here too?
Your wish is my command about FA, hat tip to the lovely @Melchett. The other one, give me a minute? Since it's going to be a community thread, the OP won't be super involved, but it'll still need writing. I'm assuming we're including Kennedy and Kuckian, too?
 
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TL 611

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Could this thread be cross-posted in Food and in Beauty Parlour? There are some BP cows who are also Youtube Mukbangers, as many BP cows are female and obese (i.e: Amberlynn Reid, the Slaton Sisters, Trish Paytas, and Chantel's eating Show): https://kiwifarms.net/threads/youtube-mukbangers.32648/
My bad, it's in BP now.

I merged two similar threads about Mukbangs and it automatically moved it to the destination of the of the original OP, but tbh it'll get more traffic/interest in Beauty Parlour
 
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