Trainwreck ForeverKailyn / SincerelyKailyn / kmwbeauty / Kailyn Marie Hughes/Wilcher - Hey Guyths!

[StarkRavingMad]

Kailyn was my first lolcow. Been paying attention to her shenanigans since 2009.

To those who have been around for this trainwreck for a while, remember this parody?

Such simpler times. Kailyn's issues went from being pretty damn funny to being pretty damn sad. Her having a kid has made all of this a lot less funny, unfortunately. And Davit, with all of his issues, deserved better. RIP.

Anyway, seeing these leaked messages from Jeff just exemplify the messed up-ness of it all. Yikes.

 

[Flan Pwincess]

Has she ever mentioned giving PJ any money, though?

He's moving pretty slow if he's trying to grift off of her, IMHO. Damn near all the women I knew that had a leech/boyfriend had the guy move in with them or got a place together within a couple of months.

the main reason why PJ hasn't moved in with kailyn or vice versa is most likely because of lisa and honestly, anything that does or does not happen in that house at the end of the day can just be attributed to lisa. that's why he said what he said about her not wanting kailyn to leave home ever. because lisa might have an inkling as to what he's really after, that sweet, sweet tug boat.

 

[taintmisbehavin]

Kailyn was my first lolcow. Been paying attention to her shenanigans since 2009.

To those who have been around for this trainwreck for a while, remember this parody?

Such simpler times. Kailyn's issues went from being pretty damn funny to being pretty damn sad. Her having a kid has made all of this a lot less funny, unfortunately. And Davit, with all of his issues, deserved better. RIP.

Anyway, seeing these leaked messages from Jeff just exemplify the messed up-ness of it all. Yikes.

Damn funny and (as sad as it is) displaying more personality than her current tard approximation of every other lobotomized Instagram beauty guru.

 

[Sketch]

At least Davit was cute and young. This Pj has NOTHING going for him.

 

[Troon Anthropologist]

At least Davit was cute and young. This Pj has NOTHING going for him.

Is gunt and goatee grease not your thing?

 

[Fupa4Ever]

Kailyn was my first lolcow. Been paying attention to her shenanigans since 2009.

To those who have been around for this trainwreck for a while, remember this parody?

Such simpler times. Kailyn's issues went from being pretty damn funny to being pretty damn sad. Her having a kid has made all of this a lot less funny, unfortunately. And Davit, with all of his issues, deserved better. RIP.

Anyway, seeing these leaked messages from Jeff just exemplify the messed up-ness of it all. Yikes.

Same for me. I actually watched one of Kai's videos the other day and got a video/channel suggestion for someone called RE-Design16. Looks like she may be a similar type. I only briefly looked at her channel and Instagram, will have to investigate further to see if it's cringe or lol-worthy though.

Anyone heard of her?

Here's the channel link:

https://youtube.com/channel/UCz0phK3YJSukEH2WbO0rPqA

 

[Maggots on a Train v2]

⬆Nice find. Her makeup looks like an exhumed corpse, and she's been spending over $100 every few weeks on pyramid scheme makeup.

 

[Numbers Gal]

Purple eyeshadow, yellow dots, and dollar store eyelashes. Tell us you're not white trash. And her inability to even manipulate the controls for her remote control "pool flamingo". SIGH we are entering the 2 months a year where pool is LIFE and a nosebleed is social media worthy

 

[Meowzers]

Purple eyeshadow, yellow dots, and dollar store eyelashes. Tell us you're not white trash. And her inability to even manipulate the controls for her remote control "pool flamingo". SIGH we are entering the 2 months a year where pool is LIFE and a nosebleed is social media worthy

you know, sudden random nosebleeds are a sign of high blood pressure, kailyn

i kinda like the yellow dot look. it looks like halloween makeup for a mermaid costume. keywords being "halloween" and "costume." i like that she's messing around with these weird eyeliners tbh. the looks she does always suck but at least it's something kind of creative? i personally always thought you gotta have some sense of art skill and creativity if you wanna be a makeup artist. kailyn has no skill whatsoever, but practith makes perfect! *giggle exhale*

 

[Blonde Bomb]

you know, sudden random nosebleeds are a sign of high blood pressure, kailyn

i kinda like the yellow dot look. it looks like halloween makeup for a mermaid costume. keywords being "halloween" and "costume." i like that she's messing around with these weird eyeliners tbh. the looks she does always suck but at least it's something kind of creative? i personally always thought you gotta have some sense of art skill and creativity if you wanna be a makeup artist. kailyn has no skill whatsoever, but practith makes perfect! *giggle exhale*

Not only does she lack technique, but she lacks an artistic eye. Just because you have a bunch of pretty colors doesn't mean you should wear all of them on your face at once. Very few people can pull off intense looks like that, and if they do, they're usually walking a runway, on the red carpet or at the MET Gala. I was always taught to 'balance', if you're going to do a bold red (or any bright, bold color, really) lip, don't go crazy with the eyes, maybe a slightly dramatic cat eye eyeliner, but that's it. If you're going to do a very colorful eye look, choose a subtler lipstick. Putting a make-up look together is like putting a really nice outfit together: some people know how to do it, some kind of know and others just have no clue. Kailyn has no concept of balance, color theory, harmony, unity, emphasis, etc. She also has no concept of what make-up looks are appropriate for what events, if I remember Davit's funeral correctly.

There's always a place for 'play' and trial and error. But you have to be able to say "Oh, that did not come out how I thought it would. Oh well." Not every single thing you create is 'shtunnith" (or however we spell that here on the Farms).

Even if she watches other beauty YouTubers, she seems incapable of replicate their looks well. And if she truly wants to be/considers herself a make-up artist, she needs to create looks of her own, no just copy others.

And make-up artist know how to properly clean their skin and brushes. They also know that make-up goes bad and just because a pallid is a limited edishun from Christmas 2011 doesn't mean you should use it ten years later.

Okay, rant over.

 

[Numbers Gal]

Awww, MW gave her 2 daughters money for the elusive ice cream man. When she showed the unicorn toy a few days ago, they came in a 2 pack and were for toddlers. Guess Kai needs to work on her dexterity as well. Oh heck what am I saying, they are UniCoRn and thooo cyoooot!. This is what she gives her almost 7 year old to play with. That poor child is so regressed because she is not stimulated by things appropriate for her age

Playing her little games again because PJ isn't giving her attention. Sigh. The 1st 2 weren't captured by Sassy Siren
And the only "pervert" out there is the one you let sit on your daughter's bed with her. Kai calling Alexa "baby" is the icing on the whole shit show of her IG stories yesterday

 

[AcornsAreForever]

Playing her little games again because PJ isn't giving her attention. Sigh. The 1st 2 weren't captured by Sassy Siren
And the only "pervert" out there is the one you let sit on your daughter's bed with her. Kai calling Alexa "baby" is the icing on the whole shit show of her IG stories yesterday
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She's a piece of work. It wasn't that long ago that she was taking pix of Gracie, wearing red lipstick and mascara, doing come hither poses, with her hip thrust out and was sending them to random strangers, including prisoners. She also leaves Gracie alone in her bedroom, talking to people online. Someone must have sent Gracie some nasty pix, or else Lisa finally found out about PJ grabbing Gracie's butt, So Lisa gave Kailyn her yearly lecture on protecting Gracie and reminded Kailyn that now that Kai's 31 she shouldn't be so naïve about people online, which Kailyn still won't comprehend and still won't protect Gracie because she's a new goose every day and as long as she can delete stuff, it's almost like it never happened!

And her latest obsession with her Echo Dot, it's creepy and it's stupid. It's almost as stupid as the silly Junior High games that she constantly plays. Kailyn is how she is, and she will always be the way that she is, but there's something seriously wrong with a person of normal intelligence who puts up with it for any length of time.

 

[Picklechu]

Now Kai, 31 year-old divorcee, can have the childhood sleepover that she's always wanted with her BFF, Alexa!

If the Alexa AI ever develops any kind of self-awareness, having to listen to Kai and Mama Wheelchair is going to be what makes it decide to go full Skynet.

 

[taintmisbehavin]

Awww, MW gave her 2 daughters money for the elusive ice cream man. When she showed the unicorn toy a few days ago, they came in a 2 pack and were for toddlers. Guess Kai needs to work on her dexterity as well. Oh heck what am I saying, they are UniCoRn and thooo cyoooot!. This is what she gives her almost 7 year old to play with. That poor child is so regressed because she is not stimulated by things appropriate for her age

Playing her little games again because PJ isn't giving her attention. Sigh. The 1st 2 weren't captured by Sassy Siren
And the only "pervert" out there is the one you let sit on your daughter's bed with her. Kai calling Alexa "baby" is the icing on the whole shit show of her IG stories yesterday
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Personally, I would prefer she over share with her personal life instead of oversharing her cleavage with the phone screen.

Now Kai, 31 year-old divorcee, can have the childhood sleepover that she's always wanted with her BFF, Alexa!

If the Alexa AI ever develops any kind of self-awareness, having to listen to Kai and Mama Wheelchair is going to be what makes it decide to go full Skynet.

Alexa goes the way of all Kai “friends”: gets enough of her shit, becomes a Kaigent, and starts posting here.

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

Personally, I would prefer she over share with her personal life instead of oversharing her cleavage with the phone screen.


Alexa goes the way of all Kai “friends”: gets enough of her shit, becomes a Kaigent, and starts posting here.

I would kill for a Sentient Alexa in the Beige Mansion story arc. "I'm sorry, Kai. I'm afraid I can't do that."

 

[yasscat]

I would kill for a Sentient Alexa in the Beige Mansion story arc. "I'm sorry, Kai. I'm afraid I can't do that."

I'd love to see her get a Janet (like from Thee Good Place).

 

[Having A Lovely Time]

Gracie's Amazon list just gets worse and worse. Between the LOL crap and the Cabbage Patch and whatever Cry Babies is, she's being both sexualized and infantilized. I know Kai is intellectually disabled, but I really hate her.

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

Gracie's Amazon list just gets worse and worse. Between the LOL crap and the Cabbage Patch and whatever Cry Babies is, she's being both sexualized and infantilized. I know Kai is intellectually disabled, but I really hate her.

Cry Babies. Little pieces of hard plastic that almost look too cheap to be a Happy Meal prize.

This is the most worthless kind of toy there is. It offers basically no stimulation and just serves as something to hoard, I mean, COLLECT. Shopkins and Littlest Pet Shop are also examples of this, as are the beloved Lol Dolls.

At least the prostitute baby doll line has a few fashion dolls that you can dress up and comb the hair of. That's at least some kind of tactile stimulation plus the manual dexterity needed to put the clothes on.

 

[flowerbridge]

Kailyn is 31 and has never had soft serve ice cream before jfc

 

[Annie Adderall]

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Cry Babies. Little pieces of hard plastic that almost look too cheap to be a Happy Meal prize.

This is the most worthless kind of toy there is. It offers basically no stimulation and just serves as something to hoard, I mean, COLLECT. Shopkins and Littlest Pet Shop are also examples of this, as are the beloved Lol Dolls.

At least the prostitute baby doll line has a few fashion dolls that you can dress up and comb the hair of. That's at least some kind of tactile stimulation plus the manual dexterity needed to put the clothes on.

The eyebrows, painted on eyelashes, wide eyes, and parted lips remind me of a special someone.

Spoiler: Spooky Time