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She was born in 1990 so 11 going on 12, which is what 5th or 6th grade? According to what she's said, she was homeschooled from the very beginning, and from the bits and pieces that she's told or documented over the years, Lisa tried putting her in a regular school twice. She's only talked about the first time, and has never mentioned what happened with the second time, which, according to her "SportyKai" LiveJournal SportyKaiKringe, was in 2004, where she claims it's her first time going to a regular school. Although, since she's Kai, she probably doesn't count the enrolling-only-to-get-called-a-sped, time.Kailyn would've been what, 10 or eleven when the DC Sniper was going on? So she never went to elementary school?
My guess is the second time she was pulled out, was because that was pre-braces Kai and she probably got teased relentlessly over those horrendous teeth, not to mention, her overall stupidity and inappropriateness. She's never talked about that second time, not even when she's living in the past, whining and trolling for sympathy.
Unsurprisingly, when she's reminiscing about her childhood and teen years, (aka the best years of her life), she never talks about school, except to whine about being homeschooled.
Reading her LiveJournal, is like reading something that she recently wrote. It's surreal how her writing style hasn't changed at all. She's not just slow, she's freaking stagnated and what's sickening is, she's proud of it. Unless a person is severely brain damaged, even slow people grow and mature, they get new interests and they try to learn and accomplish new things. But not Kai, she's regressed and sees nothing wrong with it, nor does her dumbass mother.
I think Kai's so pathologically afraid of "being old", she acts as childishly as she possibly can, but since she's a potato, she's not aware of how truly stupid it makes her look. But let's be honest, even if she realized it, she wouldn't care. Her narcissism prohibits her from feeling shame, embarrassment or guilt.
From her choice in video games, to movies, even her makeup, she's at the level of a 5 or 6 year old. Gracie's going to surpass her mentally, if she hasn't already. Gracie will be taller than her, much thinner than her, prettier than her, smarter than her, and she will eventually, learn how to drive, and she'll gain some marketable skills, and will eventually, be gainfully employed. Meanwhile, her deranged, overgrown toddler sister-mawm, will be filming herself playing with Gracie's old collection of HAHAHAWhore dolls and Shopkins, while talking about her latest Sims mod and her favorite teen television show.