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She's going to wind up with melanoma, keep slathering makeup on top of it, then be shocked when she has to have a huge chunk taken out of her face.I hope her fat, ugly face rots and falls off like a leprosy victim's nose.
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Numbers Gal
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Just a 1000 calorie snack that she had yesterday as well. Poor thing is starving with just this and her Special K Sugar protein bars
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Highlighter was a mistake. Very, very few people can pull off the dewy look. Kai is definitely not one of them. Glad to know I'm not the only one that immediately thought of deep fryer oil upon seeing her face. Absolutely vile.
I think we've already started seeing possible signs of melanoma on her nose. So it's very likely that she will lose her nose and wind up looking like a leprosy victim in the next couple years.
Panera Bread is just as basic bitch catered as her beloved coffee flavored sugar drinks and Cheesecake Factory orange chicken. So on brand for her. Also protein bars, unless they're actually "meat sticks" a la Epic, are just glorified candy bars (that often taste shittier than actual candy bars).
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She says she knows she eats too fast, and has since she was a child.
That's from not being taught proper table manners, IMO.
Did Lisa ever bother to teach Kailyn anything?
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She eats like Chantal; shovel it in as fast as possible without even tasting it.
Also that food looks fucking disgusting.
Also that food looks fucking disgusting.
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I tried watching it with the sound off to reduce annoyance but her bra/cami/whatever straps constantly in view and falling down managed to piss me off anyway
Stinkyboy
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I’d never considered it before, but I don’t think she chews - that’s why she hates real food (un-processed).
The few clips I’ve forced myself to watch shows “chomp chomp swallow” no matter what it is.
If you don’t chew real food, it can get stuck along the gastric whatevers.
I wonder if she had a problem after eating a hamburger or something.
The few clips I’ve forced myself to watch shows “chomp chomp swallow” no matter what it is.
If you don’t chew real food, it can get stuck along the gastric whatevers.
I wonder if she had a problem after eating a hamburger or something.
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That's a pretty common thing with deathfats. They often chew maybe a couple times at best before swallowing. Often times they just shove more food into their mouth while they're still chewing, and only swallow when they literally can't stuff more food into their maw. In the immortal words of Amberlynn Reid: If you eat faster, you get more. (Amber also tends to make a lot of repulsive looking soups and chilis whenever she does bother cooking, most likely so she can just shove more food into her mouth faster.) Both Kai and Amber eat like a My 600 Pound Life participant.
A Kai thing that really fascinates me is how she only uses one nostril when sniffing stuff. Like her other nostril literally does not move when she tries to smell perfume. I don't know if it's a consequence of her past drug use with Davit or what, but it always boggles my mind to watch that in action.
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I'd forgotten all about her juan good nostril!
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She posted the birthday cake of fail on Instagram (Its not working for me right now, I cannot tell if its my issue or she went private...pretty ladies and gentlemen please fetch itttt for us to laugh at) and it is about as great as we all expected it lol
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Maybe I just suck at baking cakes but the cake looked suspiciously uniform considering the sloppy (canned) icing application. I don't often buy storebought cake but when I do it looks similarly uniform around the edges. I wouldn't put it past him at all to just buy a cake and then make a big deal about how he spent all morning baking for her.
Again, maybe I'm just shitty at baking but when I make cakes they never look quite so uniform. It doesn't help that he uses premade icing. Why would you go to the trouble of making a cake and not take 5 minutes to throw together a homemade icing?
Also: It's not a tiered cake.
Sorry to discuss the post without uploading anything but I don't know how to download videos and I can't do screenshots right now.
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A few screenshots. Jeff did 10% better than I thought he would.
Eww.
Wow, he thinks Kailyn is worth decorative piping.
Wow, he thinks Kailyn is worth two colors.
Ohgod.
Eww.
Wow, he thinks Kailyn is worth decorative piping.
Wow, he thinks Kailyn is worth two colors.
Ohgod.
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This is the bare bones amount of effort, just like his gift. “Believe by BRILLIANCE” is a walmart brand. He couldn’t fucking bother to get her jewelry from a big box chain jewelry store.
Stinkyboy
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The edges are uniform because he actually used a cake mold!
His piping isn’t terrible, either.
Not tiered, but 2 layer, so not bad.
I know its a box mix, but still…
More effort than I’d waste on her.
The real question, how much of the cake did she eat in one sitting?
If she’s only had slices before she might feel obliged to eat the whole thing.
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"But what do you guys like? (chomp chomp) Do you prefer Uber Eats or Door Dash? I like both, (chomp chomp) depending on what they're offering."
Absolutely riveting content from Kailyn, folks.
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Nothing says high class jewellery like a cardboard box with a plastic window.
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That’s sweet. He saw earrings for babies who get their ears pierced at Claire’s and immediately thought Kai would like these.
Sad, lumpy, beige, and pink- just like Kai.
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Today he took her to get some Chinese takeout and drove right back to his place to eat it. I don't think he's planning on taking her anywhere she wants 
I can't upload the video but the meal consisted of plain white rice and what looks to be plain fried chicken with sweet sour(?) sauce on the side.
They didn't eat the cake last night either. Jeff probably forgot to buy the candles so she'll blow them out later today and she's super excited.
I can't upload the video but the meal consisted of plain white rice and what looks to be plain fried chicken with sweet sour(?) sauce on the side.They didn't eat the cake last night either. Jeff probably forgot to buy the candles so she'll blow them out later today and she's super excited.