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  1. Kailyn had her yearly OB appointment today. Her mama had to drive her. :lol: Also, she snapped a photo of a stack of planners, saying her mother is a planner hoarder. Wtf? Does her mother do anything more than she does? Is she also using menstrual pad stickers to mark the day Aunt Flo comes to town?

    Guess hoarding runs in the family.
     
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  2. I always figured that much was obvious, given the never-ending supply of Kai's 20-year-old toys that keep showing up -- "Thith ith now Gracie's, but it usthed to be mine!" *giggle exhale*
     
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  3. Knowing kai, those are her planners that she wanted to show off, but she knew that if she said they were hers, people would get after her.
     
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  4. [​IMG]
    So apparently Kai's parents live with her now, and not the other way around. This goddamn bitch.
     
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  5. "They help me some of course because they live me with me."

    Lol no Kai.

    Her Snapchats are super salty. She rants about how other mothers point out they don't have time to apply a full face of makeup when they have kids running around. Kai repeats like an exceptional mantra "we all live different lives." She's right, we do all live different lives; it's just that most mothers lives revolve around their kids. When they buy random crap from Dollar Land or whatever, it's random crap for their children. When they stock up on colouring pens and stickers, it's for family craft activities.

    She's so fucking clueless. It's delicious.
     
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  6. It'd be so much different if she worked, even a little, or didn't "splurge" on herself constantly. There's nothing wrong with a mom treating herself, or looking good. But Kai doesn't *do* anything. Nothing. So what the fuck is she doing taking two baths in the same day? What stress does she have to relieve? Kai boggles the mind.
     
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  7. You can tell just from taking a look at her greasy mop that she doesn't bathe even twice a week, much less twice a day. She's got to be lying to impress somebody. New CPW on the line maybe?
     
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  8. She probably just sits in the tub and doesn't even bother to use soap. She's special enough to think stewing in her own juices counts as hygiene.
     
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  9. I'm sure that's because people have pointed out that he hair is greasy in most of the pictures.
    She did divulge the fact that she "cannot wash her own hair" because it burns her eyes and MW has to do it once a week.
    She's just a bit too :autism: and thinks that if she tells her "fans" that she baths twice a day, that will cover up the whole thing like that time when she was called out for using paper cups that "were not even real Solo cups" and posted pictures of red Solo cups shortly thereafter.

    Also, who need to be reminded to wash their hair? :horrifying:
     
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  10. Poor Gracie is up for a wild ride, and it's just started. :(
     
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  11. She might put some Bath and Body Works bubble bath in there and think it's soap. But of course she doesn't get any part of her head wet because WAAHH WATER IN EYETH
     
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  12. Too exceptional to wash own hair without getting soap in eyes, claims to take care of her own child that no one aborted for some reason.
     
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  13. There was a reason - MW thought it would "mature" Kai, presumably by kicking in some sort of maternal instinct.

    So, basically, for the same reason that couples who are on their way to a breakup decide to pop out a sprog.
     
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  14. How sad. Kailyn can't even take care of a dog, but maybe she'll be able to care for another human! :(
     
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  15. I really don't subscribe to the theory that the same woman who treated Kai's initial marriage to Madd as two children playing house on a playdate would think having a child would be good for her useless, spoiled, uneducated blob of a daughter.
     
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  16. I think they are just anti-abortion. Mama Wheelchair is a nut for sure, but deep down in her heart I can't imagine she wanted to raise another child, and she knew that would be the outcome of Kailyn's pregnancy.

    I just wonder why Kailyn didn't have the snip snip when she had her C Section, signed off on by her caretaker/mother. It was at Johns Hopkins, right? Some Catholic hospitals won't do it, but Hopkins will. I like to think that Lisa signed off on it and never told her daughter...but that's an unlikely dream.

    We'll see Guac 2.0 someday and Lisa will never be finished raising kids. That's her punishment for raising such a dolt.
     
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  17. [​IMG]
     
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  18. I think Mama Wilcher just hoped that Matt would finally "man up" and start supporting his family financially now that they had a kid. Moving into together was supposed to be a stepping stone to them eventually getting their own place.

    Instead, Matt had a mental breakdown upon finally being forced to cohabitate with his narcissistic sped wife and her neurotic helicopter mom. What had once been a fun low-effort, long distance relationship turned into a nightmare of responsibility, judgment and resentment. Cool.
     
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  19. This video won't embed but its Kailyn's child babbling and screeching like a 9 month old:

    https://scontent-iad3-1.cdninstagra...01_1304936769528738_5388202825505308672_n.mp4

    This kid still cannot talk. In another video, Kai asked what color a makeup brush was, and after struggle, the girl said Pee. Then Kailyn asked about another brush, and the child said Bwah for black. But it is hard for her to get those "words" out. Remember when she was a baby and couldn't control her tongue? I think that was a clue.

    Theory is now that it's more than a delay, it's a real disorder which could become a disability if they don't get help. She may not just grow out of it. And you know that family won't learn ASL.

    http://www.asha.org/public/speech/disorders/ChildhoodApraxia/

    Kailyn admitted she hasn't started her kid on speech therapy. This child may never speak.

    Failyn is posting video after video of containers of washi tape and stickers, frittering on about nothing, while ignoring her little girl, who has language in her head but can't get it out of her mouth. That child is suffering and her bitch of a mom and grandmom ignores it.

    Disgust for Kai turns to hate at times like these.
     
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  20. Kailyn's mother was behind her teenage abortion so that's not the reason she kept Gracie. The answer is pretty simple: Kailyn was married and she and Madd wanted a baby, since that's what married people do in her mind and she's apparently always wanted multiple children. MW doesn't have control of her daughter's body as an adult and could neither prevent the pregnancy nor force her to end it, so Grace was born.

    Kailyn's not sped enough that MW can take control of her reproductive system. Once Gracie was born all she could do was either watch Gracie be neglected until social services took her away (after countless troll calls to CPS) or step up and care for her. She chose the latter.
     
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