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Discussion in 'Beauty Parlour' started by AtroposHeart, Mar 8, 2014.

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  1. He should go out for a pack of cigarettes and never return.
     
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    Dr. Studman M.D.

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  2. Or Chinese food. It'll kill him faster, put him outta his misery, y'know?
     
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  3. I can't imagine that working out well with MW unless she's ready to hand over Kailyn to her new Mommy.
     
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    takemetoyourgrave

    takemetoyourgrave lol calm the fuck down gerard way this isn’t 2004

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  4. Allegedly the new carcoochiewallet makes decent money, has a real degree and treats her pets well so who knows.
     
    Sparklepants

    Sparklepants Concerningly greasy

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  5. [​IMG]
    Most of her Instagram is just pictures of fattening food and coffee, but this one stood out as particularly grievous.
     
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    Rabbit Bones

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  6. damn, ain't nothing wrong with a little PB and oreos...given you're not already a fat lard and actually move your body regularly.
     
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    mdrop22

    mdrop22 probably high right now

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  7. [​IMG]
     
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    Toxoplasmosis

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  8. I agree- shit's tasty. If I were going to be catty (which is why we're here) though, she's kind of overdone the combination. Regular oreos and normally flavored peanut butter are just fine, but getting the extra sweet peanut butter to go with oreos that have double the frosting, it's almost too much. It's probably just further confirmation that some of her senses are dulled.
     
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  9. Chiefly, Kailyn's sense of shame.
     
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  10. Do they actually have a source for this? Or is this all made up conjecture as often is their style?

    Also congrats for being able to survive ytt. I tried to go there a week after the farms were down and almost got terminal autism.
     
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  11. Yeah, it's almost impossible to trust anything that comes from YTT so for now Kai is our only 'official' source (although she lies like a rug, so...)
     
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  12. Can't imagine why a grown woman would want Kai as a "lover" unless they have some sick sick predilections. At least some guys (not speaking to the quality) have it in their head that they must get laid by a woman and must get married to a woman eventually...I don't think the same is true for women.
     
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    PolexiaAphrodisia

    PolexiaAphrodisia Life just kills me. Do you have any pot?

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  13. The other woman tagged Kailyn in a Facebook checkin saying they were both at Krispy Kreme iirc. What is conjecture is that she's for sure Kailyn's girlfriend, it might have just been a friendly outing that people read too much into. Though supposedly "Pat" says she's a lesbian on her profile so a romance could be possible. It's a wait and see situation.
     
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  14. Jesus, that picture gave me diabetes. The only thing missing is her admitting she makes them quadruple stufs ala Eric Cartman.
    Are lesbian feeders a thing?
     
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  15. Yes it is, and oh god. Doesn't bear thinking about.
     
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  16. I looked at it and felt my blood turn to syrup. Also, ew to Kailyn getting bottlefed starbucks by a 40-year-old butch lady. Naked.
     
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  17. Why did you say that?! :horrifying::horrifying::horrifying::horrifying::horrifying::horrifying::horrifying::horrifying:
    But I'm curious- were there/are there pics?
     
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  18. There's no way that happened and even if it did, I'd rather die than see those pictures.
     
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    RobertPaulson

    RobertPaulson They're gonna have to open up my pecs again.

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  19. Is there anything on "Pat?" Folks from YTT like to cook up all these crazy stories for attention, so I'm skeptical about the truth.
     
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  20. I feel like confirmation of Kailyn dating a butch lesbian named Pat would be an awesome Valentine's Day gift.
     
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