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Trainwreck ForeverKailyn / SincerelyKailyn / kmwbeauty / Kailyn Marie Hughes/Wilcher

Discussion in 'Beauty Parlour' started by AtroposHeart, Mar 8, 2014.

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  1. Did he ghost her?
     
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    Sketch Survival never goes out of style.

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  2. They're in crises because they're on different gang color teams and she had her game chip in the augmented reality gym at the pizza place they went on their date to but found out he kicked it out on a late night tendie pickup run on his own when she opened the game at home to collect her daily bonus while her daughter was off sticking a fork in a light socket only to discover the expired kicked out fake creature in her collection plus she's used her last revive meth crystal to wake it up.

    You know, millennial normie shit, except for the inattentive parenting, that knows no generational boundaries.

    The exceptional individual word filter acrostic is just Riddler levels of villainy. We've got a live one here!
     
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  3. His penis size?
     
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    trombonista Grandpa Rick must have gotten shitfaced
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  4. Did Chris have a car? We all know how demanding Kai is, she dumped one of the POF boyfriends for not having a car.
     
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    Melchett Toilet Ghost
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  5. She dumped one guy because he was missing a tooth. LOL

    Yet it's okay for her to have no job, no car, yellow teeth, a hairy wart on her chin, bad skin, fat, etc.
     
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    Toxoplasmosis I have scare in my eyes

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  6. How did she even meet this guy??
     
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    Seahorses I get more tail than PetCo

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  7. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Kai is talking out of all sides of her mouth about this rn IMG_9108.PNG
     
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    Sparklepants Concerningly greasy

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  8. Yeah, his parents gave him a reality check. "You can move out if you want to ruin your life so badly."
     
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    multiverse in every parallel reality you're a cow
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  9. He sobered up?
     
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    [Insert Meme Here] Bonjour--I mean, Buenos Diás!

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  10. I wonder if Chris's friends (does he even have friends?) were like "you're dating a sped" like that ep of It's Always Sunny and it hit him and he dumped her.
     
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  11. This is fucking hilarious!
     
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    Mrs.MichaelRooker

    Mrs.MichaelRooker Call me Sugarplum

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  12. The random Cheetos kill me. The end is horrifying I can't even understand her.
     
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  13. Because I can't deal with her voice, I watch with the CC on, and it's hilarious and very Engrish because even the CC AI can't figure out tard-speak.

    And that Cheetos break during her heartbreak spiel. Jesus tapdancing christ.
     
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    Stephan Kang Next to Stephen King on the bookshelf.
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  14. "He says he only dates people he says he can see a future with."
    "He says he's not ready for a relationship."

    I know it's a toughie Kai, but connect the dots.
     
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  15. Bet she has a new POF profile up by Monday.
     
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    Mrs.MichaelRooker

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  16. The Cheetos break reminds me of this. Hell, half the lolcows on this forum do.

     
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  17. Could be wrong but I feel like she's being dramatic about this because she's literally a re.tard and can't understand that what probably happened is he just now got around to googling her and welp...

    If she were genuiely wounded I think she'd try to lie to protect her pride like any narc would.
     
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  18. This.

    Mommy and daddy don't want their precious to get involved with a sped and a mini-sped.

    he might lose his video game collection and his favorite Pokémon.
     
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    Barbarella Guards! To the Mathmos with this winged fruitcake.
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  19. He may not want Kailyn anymore, but he's still posting his flower crown bullshit on Snapchat, so he clearly wants to retain possession of her haters.

    IMG_0437.PNG
     
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    Broken Pussy

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  20. This dude still gives me seriously bad vibes. I can't put my finger on exactly what it is about him. I think he has done Kailyn a massive favour by bailing out on her. Everything about this guy just screams AVOID to me.
     
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