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Kirk Van Houten

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Does she ever talk about other hobbies? Does she ever talk about movies or TV shows she likes, or discuss things about life in general?


Her hobbies are TV, movies for fourteen year olds, bein' thexy, eatin', preyin' on men, workin' on her fupa tan, and talkin' about how kayoot Gracie's her toys are. If we're lucky (???), the list might include lipthyncing. If we're really lucky, Lisa leaves her alone for a couple of hours and we get a tho grownup houthe tour of her bedroom or she gets on reddit. This is her entire life. (edit: as LoveYouLongTime just said.)

Beyond a diagnosis, the most wrong thing about Kai is that she doesn't think there's anything wrong.
 

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A 5 year old, after their first day of school, would be more knowledgeable and intelligent than Kailyn. This beast is a complete moron and the horror factor of her being a “mom” makes her, for me at least, one of the biggest heifers that we have the privilege of watching and discussing here on the Farms.

I have said it before, and will say again so it gets embedded in the thoughts of any latecomers to the thread, Chris Chan, the embodiment of slow in the head people and reason why the Farms exists, has more going for him than Kai ever will. Chris drove and spent 4 days away from home just recently, actually went to school and got a degree etc and Kai can’t find her way home if she is taken to the next street over, mispronounces simple words and probably has, at best, maybe a 50 word vocabulary for any words longer than 5 letters (and most of those would be food or makeup related words).

But the fact she is a mother clinches it for me. What other cow is comparable to Kai when it comes to combining the complete lack of intelligence with the fact she is a parent? I know we have a lot of bad and weirdo parents who are subjects of threads on the Farms but even with their horrible ways, I’d be quite surprised if any are even close to the lack of mental aptitude that Kai has shown throughout the years.

Less than 1 month til school starts! Waiting with great anticipation for the shitstorm that should happen. Whatever happens with the schooling issue, whether it be her not being enrolled or her going and the educators and staff realizing this kid is fucked already and intervention (I hope!) occurs, it should be good times!
 
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I think her mother hides that from her, and is embarrassed by her as well.
Which I think is funny, these days some people yap non-stop about their "special" kids. And spend incredible amounts of time finding every freebie they can due to said children.

Acknowledging it now could get Kailyn out of her hair. There really is no benefit to hiding it now after nearly 30 years.

I also think Kailyn is vaguely aware that she's not like other people her age but doesn't want to lose her false sense of normalcy she's created in her bedroom and online. If she gets a support worker her life could be managed by someone else from eating habits and time management to who she dates - I don't think Kailyn would want that. Especially if they sent her to workshops to build social and employment skills - she would be bitch facing through the entire thing.
 

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Oh mah gawsh, Kai practicing fellatio on a banana, just like thirsty 13 year olds in junior high, showing off for their friends, how edgy and daring they are. As the kids would say, so much cringe.

At least once a year she has to fellate anything long, edible and cylindrical. Last year it was a popsicle, with her eyes wide, looking more Texas Chainsaw than Debbie Does Dallas. Fucking terrifying. She usually performs after someone says that she probably can't give a decent blow job, or she gets bored and doesn't have any purchases to brag about.

Kai
giving
head.
Yikes.

Like the thought of her giving head is something anyone wants to think about, let alone watch. Funny how she tries so hard to prove how sexy she thinks she is, yet anytime she does, it's visual salt peter for both males and females.

Her mother really should have told her that she's not all there. Then again, Lisa isn't exactly playing with a full deck herself, so she probably thinks Kai is the embodiment of a perfeckly normal 29 year old mother, who just happens to do nothing but lay around demanding that her mother take her picture.
 

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Rabbit Bones

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So she says she’s going to wear these lace gloves for the rest of her life because she can’t stop biting her nails. She looks like a complete moron as usual. View attachment 884184
It's been a long time since Kai has made me laugh out loud, but this did it. This reminds me of the mitts people put on babies who can't stop scratching their faces up. She should try a bedazzled cone of shame if the gloves don't cut it.
 

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Jesus Christ, you'd think she'd go and get some fucking acrylics on if she can't stop biting. Like the real byoody goorooth. Not like she ever does any work so she could get the blingiest, tackiest, ghettofied jewel rhinestone monstrosities and wouldn't have to worry about damaging them.
 

Rabbit Bones

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Jesus Christ, you'd think she'd go and get some fucking acrylics on if she can't stop biting. Like the real byoody goorooth. Not like she ever does any work so she could get the blingiest, tackiest, ghettofied jewel rhinestone monstrosities and wouldn't have to worry about damaging them.
She used to glue tips on, but I have a feeling she just gnawed those off too. She's like a dog with fleas... she just can't seem to stop chewing on herself.
 

Cheesegirl78

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On her newest IG stories, she is showing off a pair of...period panties.
Apparently you bleed into the garment, the label claims it will hold up to "two tampons of fluid."
Of all people to try these things out, why does Kailyn have to be one of them?
We know how questionable her hygiene is, and the thought of her (or anyone, really) sitting in a puddle of her blood just makes me shudder.
 

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On her newest IG stories, she is showing off a pair of...period panties.
Apparently you bleed into the garment, the label claims it will hold up to "two tampons of fluid."
Of all people to try these things out, why does Kailyn have to be one of them?
We know how questionable her hygiene is, and the thought of her (or anyone, really) sitting in a puddle of her blood just makes me shudder.
So... they're panties with a cloth pad sewn into them? Why not just buy a pack of washable cloth pads for $10 off Amazon? That seems far less nasty than just free bleeding into a $30 pair of panties.

Ugh. Now I'm picturing Kai throwing her blood soaked panties into the wash with everyone elses clothes.
 

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Kai seems to have a thing about period products, remember when she went on and on about her Diva Cup?
I think it makes her feel mature? Like, maybe she thinks normal women just sit around and talk about their periods all the time. But since she doesn't have friends, she's just going to babble forever about her weird underwear to the haters that follow her on IG. Or what's more likely, she has so little going on in her life, getting a pair of panties (Something a normal woman wouldn't even mention) is an event worth talking about for several screens of her IG story.

The Diva Cup was pretty funny. I'd never seen anyone so excited to get their period. YTTs idiot story about how Lisa had to dig a blood filled menstrual cup out of her adult daughters vagina kind of ruined it though. They come up with the dumbest shit.
 

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Acknowledging it now could get Kailyn out of her hair. There really is no benefit to hiding it now after nearly 30 years.

I also think Kailyn is vaguely aware that she's not like other people her age but doesn't want to lose her false sense of normalcy she's created in her bedroom and online. If she gets a

Yes but they could send her to makeup course for tards which could be 20% makeup 50% lifeskilks 30% study skills with the goal of :optimistic: of getting them into further study . Plus a how to be a parent course to special kid along with finding some accommodation.
 

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Yes but they could send her to makeup course for tards which could be 20% makeup 50% lifeskilks 30% study skills with the goal of :optimistic: of getting them into further study . Plus a how to be a parent course to special kid along with finding some accommodation.
You might as well put the 30% in study skills since Kai isn't going places.
 

Toohottotrot

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You might as well put the 30% in study skills since Kai isn't going places.

Agreed but would get her out of a house and maybe encourage her to enrol the poor kid in real school. Are their homes for tards with kids? This couple did the rounds on facebook when it was happening who have a kid in Canada who are supported by 24\7 staffing they made headlines(http://www.yummymummyclub.ca/blogs/mummy-buzz/disabled-couple-fights-to-keep-custody-of-baby). So that could work for Kai but then she would make vlogs about evil the staff are
 

Cheesegirl78

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Agreed but would get her out of a house and maybe encourage her to enrol the poor kid in real school. Are their homes for tards with kids? This couple did the rounds on facebook when it was happening who have a kid in Canada who are supported by 24\7 staffing they made headlines(http://www.yummymummyclub.ca/blogs/mummy-buzz/disabled-couple-fights-to-keep-custody-of-baby). So that could work for Kai but then she would make vlogs about evil the staff are
I feel Matt and his parents would take Gracie in before they let her go to a home with Kailyn.
 

Toohottotrot

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I feel Matt and his parents would take Gracie in

My big question is why haven't they already?

or have they and that's the reason we haven't seen any videos of gracie or is she just trying to keep her channel on the right side of the rules about kids on YouTube I imagine someone(probably her mother) had to explain what they meant im semi surprised we haven't seen a fist pounding video caused by tard rage about them
 

Cheesegirl78

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Or maybe get the proper medication and see a therapist instead?
Why would she think white lace gloves are going to fix this?

She reminds me of Craftybeautydiva, in that they both talk about their periods and coffee, like they think that's what women talk about all day, and that's their way of feeling like grownups and connecting with other women.
 

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