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Cheesegirl78

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what does papa wheelchair look like? iirc i think there was one picture of him posted and he looked like a normal guy, not a potato head like kai.

also, seeing mama w and kailyn together reminds me of this old video. kailyn looks so speddy, it makes me feel kinda bad for making fun of her. but then i remember the type of adult she grows into and i don't feel so bad.
She looks like her dad.
I think of it as the Bruce Willis effect, Bruce and Kailyns' dad aren't bad-looking men, but their features do NOT transfer well onto a female face.
Rumer Willis has her dad's big lower jaw/chin and squinty eyes, and Demis' coloring, and Kailyn has most of her dad's face and build, but her moms eyes.
 

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You guys are way too generous saying Kai is still in the 200 something territory lol anyway new videya
I agree, way too generous. She said goodbye to the 200's a few years ago, when she said goodbye to size 1x and 2x.
Although to be fair, when she edits and manipulates her photos, she pretends to look like she could be in the 200s, but until we see a TikTok or a YT vid and we see her in all her 365 pound glory.
Kai definitely looks like her dad, but her dad doesn’t look like a sped. Dunno how that worked out.

Great Kai, thanks
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3rd day in a row. Is she just gonna eat this every day until the toilet explodes?
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That sour cream looks like it was scooped out with her gorilla mitts and smeared onto those abominations. Which they probably were since Kai isn't allowed to handle any flatware, plastic or otherwise.

RE: Kai and Lisa's picture. Kai and her mother both have lifeless eyes, otherwise she is her father's daughter, although he's not nearly as unfortunate looking as his daughter. The lifeless eyes work on Lisa because she looks human
 

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Actually if you really look at Mama Wheelchair, she does have a bit of a potato shaped elongated head. There's a picture of her in sunglasses that really looks like Kai. Where Kai is really fucked is, unlike her mother who has a feminine jawline to balance it out, she has her father's massive gorilla mandible. Put those two things together and you get the monstrosity before us.
 

speshul_sn0wflake

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She was actually 20 here (believe it or not). Yes, the face... I don't know what to say. She looked more disabled back then, I can't put my finger on it exactly, I know exactly what you're seeing.

She never had a single phase in her life where she looked ''good''. She either looked re.tarded or like Steven Assanti's twin sister.
It's the way she talks combined with her mouth never closing and the elongated sides of the face with a huge chin to match. It gives her a similar appearance to someone with DS or Fragile X syndrome. If you're gonna look up the latter, make sure you use pictures of women as it's usually less severe because they have two x chromosomes as opposed to males, so usually it'll be more obvious in men.

She really does look like Steven Assanti. Im surprised her parents haven't driven her down to the river in a van and left her there like his parents did to him after he was kicked out of the hospital for abusing nurses and assorted hospital staff. Where as he couldn't walk, Kai can, but even if it's the river down the road she won't be able to find her way back. I doubt she's ever waddled a mile in her life, and we all know how great she is at navigating her own neighborhood.


I agree, way too generous. She said goodbye to the 200's a few years ago, when she said goodbye to size 1x and 2x.
Although to be fair, when she edits and manipulates her photos, she pretends to look like she could be in the 200s, but until we see a TikTok or a YT vid and we see her in all her 365 pound glory.

That sour cream looks like it was scooped out with her gorilla mitts and smeared onto those abominations. Which they probably were since Kai isn't allowed to handle any flatware, plastic or otherwise.

RE: Kai and Lisa's picture. Kai and her mother both have lifeless eyes, otherwise she is her father's daughter, although he's not nearly as unfortunate looking as his daughter. The lifeless eyes work on Lisa because she looks human
If Kai keeps gaining weight, and she will, she'll be diabetic in no time and even more immobile than she is now. Maybe that's why MW lets Jeff come around, she needs Kai out of the house before she fuses with the livingroom recliner and has to be pried out with a crane. Atleast they'll be forced to update the house a bit when the wall needs to be removed to get her out.

Today's "Booty Gooroo Makeup Lookth" are really making her look like Steven Assanti in drag.


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Her teeth are more active than she is.
 
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The type of makeup she does is a bad carry over from the early 2010's Michelle Phan era. This was the time where this heavy handed eyeshadow look sported by the ''beauty gurus'' on Youtube and no one seemed to master the art of subtle foundation. It was all powdery with a heavy white cast under the eyes. I've said this before and I will say it again, Kailyn is still very, very much stuck in that era of makeup. She still even does this cheesy winged eye liner and orange-y brown contour that calls back to the makeup worn in the Jersey Shore house by Snooki and the gang,
 

speshul_sn0wflake

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The type of makeup she does is a bad carry over from the early 2010's Michelle Phan era. This was the time where this heavy handed eyeshadow look sported by the ''beauty gurus'' on Youtube and no one seemed to master the art of subtle foundation. It was all powdery with a heavy white cast under the eyes. I've said this before and I will say it again, Kailyn is still very, very much stuck in that era of makeup. She still even does this cheesy winged eye liner and orange-y brown contour that calls back to the makeup worn in the Jersey Shore house by Snooki and the gang,
You're not wrong. The white cast is flashback from using talc and zinc-oxide heavy powder to set her makeup and it causes "flashback" - a.k.a that white cast under the eyes.

Orange eyeshadow, done properly, isn't bad in the summer if you've got blue eyes and apply it lightly, something Kai can't do. You can use powder to set but there's a special technique, and she goes in with a beauty blender to do foundation which isn't great. A beauty blender is going to pick up product, you should use a foundation brush or stippling brush for foundation and clean it up with a beauty blender (ya know, to help blend brush marks and pick up extra product). Light layer of foundation, let it set, rinse and repeat until you've got three coverage you're looking for. Setting spray. Powder done with a certain technique that Wayne Goss teaches where you just lightly press it into the skin. Or, you take a few (like 3 drops) of a face oil on a beauty blender and press it into the skin. It will set it without it looking greasy and will hydrate the skin.

None of these are things she's capable of or even attempts to learn. She doesn't even get the eyeliner correct and im sure it's still her mom doing it off camera.

I love makeup as much as the next person, but Kai doesn't realize that alot of the actual Beauty Gurus aren't wearing camera heavy makeup unless they're being photographed. It almost always looks better on camera too so just imagine what hers looks like in person. She doesn't exfoliate or remove the hair from her face and her skin is so fucked she shouldn't even be touching it. She doesn't clean her brushes after every couple uses and her biggest enemy aside from hygienic issues is that of artistry. She has no concept of color whatsoever. You can forget line, shape, space, value, form or texture. She has likely never seen a color wheel in her life. She has dark eyes and somehow picks all the wrong values/shades of purple for eyeshadow, opting instead for that lilac death that only brings out her pallor and stained teeth. She does her eyeshadow all wrong for her eye shape, and instead of a clean fresh base, she uses spackle. Her eyebrows don't frame her potato head right and are a mess and she's got sideburns. She'll never be pretty but she could look eons better if she knew what she was doing and cleaned up her hygiene.

For someone who spends their life staring in the mirror and taking pictures, she can't do anything with her face except her signature "clown on crack", "down syndrome seduction", and my personal favorite "clown on crack that sat on a tack". That's it. That's all she's got.

She refuses to learn anything and thinks she's the upmost authority on everything beauty related. She's the lovechild of ignorance, ugliness and stupidity that was curated in an echo chamber and this is the pathetic result.
 

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You're not wrong. The white cast is flashback from using talc and zinc-oxide heavy powder to set her makeup and it causes "flashback" - a.k.a that white cast under the eyes.

Orange eyeshadow, done properly, isn't bad in the summer if you've got blue eyes and apply it lightly, something Kai can't do. You can use powder to set but there's a special technique, and she goes in with a beauty blender to do foundation which isn't great. A beauty blender is going to pick up product, you should use a foundation brush or stippling brush for foundation and clean it up with a beauty blender (ya know, to help blend brush marks and pick up extra product). Light layer of foundation, let it set, rinse and repeat until you've got three coverage you're looking for. Setting spray. Powder done with a certain technique that Wayne Goss teaches where you just lightly press it into the skin. Or, you take a few (like 3 drops) of a face oil on a beauty blender and press it into the skin. It will set it without it looking greasy and will hydrate the skin.

None of these are things she's capable of or even attempts to learn. She doesn't even get the eyeliner correct and im sure it's still her mom doing it off camera.

I love makeup as much as the next person, but Kai doesn't realize that alot of the actual Beauty Gurus aren't wearing camera heavy makeup unless they're being photographed. It almost always looks better on camera too so just imagine what hers looks like in person. She doesn't exfoliate or remove the hair from her face and her skin is so fucked she shouldn't even be touching it. She doesn't clean her brushes after every couple uses and her biggest enemy aside from hygienic issues is that of artistry. She has no concept of color whatsoever. You can forget line, shape, space, value, form or texture. She has likely never seen a color wheel in her life. She has dark eyes and somehow picks all the wrong values/shades of purple for eyeshadow, opting instead for that lilac death that only brings out her pallor and stained teeth. She does her eyeshadow all wrong for her eye shape, and instead of a clean fresh base, she uses spackle. Her eyebrows don't frame her potato head right and are a mess and she's got sideburns. She'll never be pretty but she could look eons better if she knew what she was doing and cleaned up her hygiene.

For someone who spends their life staring in the mirror and taking pictures, she can't do anything with her face except her signature "clown on crack", "down syndrome seduction", and my personal favorite "clown on crack that sat on a tack". That's it. That's all she's got.

She refuses to learn anything and thinks she's the upmost authority on everything beauty related. She's the lovechild of ignorance, ugliness and stupidity that was curated in an echo chamber and this is the pathetic result.
A little off topic: orange eyeshadow also looks surprisingly well on green eyes. Also don't forget kai's 'sleep paralysis ursula' look.
 

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Kailyn in a nutshell: makes big deal about wanting her bangs to magically disappear so she can have long, straight, center-parted hair, but then gets a flappy banged 70s mom haircut and spends two days talking about how cute it is.

Wants to be Marcia, can’t even manage Jan, ends up looking like Mrs. Brady. Except Florence Henderson was mom-hot, and Kailyn is ugly.
 

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Kailyn in a nutshell: makes big deal about wanting her bangs to magically disappear so she can have long, straight, center-parted hair, but then gets a flappy banged 70s mom haircut and spends two days talking about how cute it is.

Wants to be Marcia, can’t even manage Jan, ends up looking like Mrs. Brady. Except Florence Henderson was mom-hot, and Kailyn is ugly.
I hate that filter so damn much. Her "eyelash" is literally overlapping her hair. But it could only lighten her teeth from fresh corn on the cob yellow to day old theatre popcorn yellow.
 

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Or her mustache. That thing grows out at the speed of light.
The least she could have done to get rid of that thing is to wax or shave it every now and then or to get rid of acne get some accutane, suffer the first week or two with slightly worse acne and dry skin, and pretty much get rid of that god awful acne or do some slight dietary changes like drinking water and black coffee instead of that teeth rotting sludge she gulps down like a porn star.
 

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Honestly probably even a course of the right antibiotics would help the acne a lot- doxycycline can stain your teeth, but lol not a worry here- but no matter what happens she’s gonna end up looking like this again. Clear (or clear-er) skin starts from the inside out, since it is an organ, and you can’t give it nothing but trash to work with and expect it to not look like trash.