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Discussion in 'Beauty Parlour' started by AtroposHeart, Mar 8, 2014.

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  1. I think Mama Wilcher just hoped that Matt would finally "man up" and start supporting his family financially now that they had a kid. Moving into together was supposed to be a stepping stone to them eventually getting their own place.

    Instead, Matt had a mental breakdown upon finally being forced to cohabitate with his narcissistic sped wife and her neurotic helicopter mom. What had once been a fun low-effort, long distance relationship turned into a nightmare of responsibility, judgment and resentment. Cool.
     
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  2. This video won't embed but its Kailyn's child babbling and screeching like a 9 month old:

    https://scontent-iad3-1.cdninstagra...01_1304936769528738_5388202825505308672_n.mp4

    This kid still cannot talk. In another video, Kai asked what color a makeup brush was, and after struggle, the girl said Pee. Then Kailyn asked about another brush, and the child said Bwah for black. But it is hard for her to get those "words" out. Remember when she was a baby and couldn't control her tongue? I think that was a clue.

    Theory is now that it's more than a delay, it's a real disorder which could become a disability if they don't get help. She may not just grow out of it. And you know that family won't learn ASL.

    http://www.asha.org/public/speech/disorders/ChildhoodApraxia/

    Kailyn admitted she hasn't started her kid on speech therapy. This child may never speak.

    Failyn is posting video after video of containers of washi tape and stickers, frittering on about nothing, while ignoring her little girl, who has language in her head but can't get it out of her mouth. That child is suffering and her bitch of a mom and grandmom ignores it.

    Disgust for Kai turns to hate at times like these.
     
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  3. Kailyn's mother was behind her teenage abortion so that's not the reason she kept Gracie. The answer is pretty simple: Kailyn was married and she and Madd wanted a baby, since that's what married people do in her mind and she's apparently always wanted multiple children. MW doesn't have control of her daughter's body as an adult and could neither prevent the pregnancy nor force her to end it, so Grace was born.

    Kailyn's not sped enough that MW can take control of her reproductive system. Once Gracie was born all she could do was either watch Gracie be neglected until social services took her away (after countless troll calls to CPS) or step up and care for her. She chose the latter.
     
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  4. I'm still trying to catch up in this thread and i hate posting anything before i catch up but i had to get this out of my head. She looks like what would happen if you mixed up some disney villains....mainly cruella de ville(the crazy hair dye) and ursula from the little mermaid(in pretty much every other way)....so i guess just Ursula in a bad wig really
     
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  5. IMG_9572.jpg

    I love it when Kailyn gets sassy!
     
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  6. I think it's kind of strange that she's capable of sarcasm sometimes. I'm not surprised when she gets bitchy at people who criticize her, like a toddler pouting when told something they don't like, but actual sarcasm like this surprises me.
     
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  7. Is it possible it came from Lisa after Kailyn complained to her about the mean people on social media?
     
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  8. Kailyn doesn't usually pick up on other people being sarcastic in her Instagram comments, so I doubt she's capable of sarcasm herself. I feel like that was maybe written by MW. It certainly doesn't seem like Kailyn.
     
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  9. There are was another sarcasm post today, she even slams somebody for "grammer." I think a Stan is helping, not Lisa.
     
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  10. I for one am willing to believe they eat like piggies. They certainly act like them.
     
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  11. She's giving me like soft-core emo vibes with her make-up/clothes combo. I like one of the Youtube comments that says that her tattoo choker shows off how slim her neck is. Nothing is slim on that girl.
    And good news, the purple/mauve lipstick is back and her teeth are yellower than ever!
     
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  12. I enjoyed the part where she made sure to remind us that the Lorac Pro Palate was once the pallad de jour
    Hearing 'orchit' again was a blast from the past.
     
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  13. Kailyn's doing a livestream on instagram right now and honestly even at 3 Gracie seems more advanced than Kai. Gracie is interacting and trying to talk (be it in grunts or the kind of talk babies do but she's not horrible behind. Especially since she started speech therapy.) Honestly I think she'll turn out fine even if she's a little slow.

    Kai on the other hand doesn't know how to interact or anything. Half of her liveshow is her smiling and posing at the camera
     
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  14. !
    i wish I hadn't been blocked, I wish I could see it.

    Gracie has not started speech therapy yet. At least, according to something Kailyn said to a kaigent.

    Is she actually speaking because I've not seen that on her snaps yet.
     
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  15. Pigs are intelligent though. And cute.

    Kailyn is neither
     
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  16. Kai says Gracie started so I don't know.
    Gracie's saying things like "mama" and other smaller vocalizations like indicating yes or no and saying things to get Kailyn's attention. Basically she's behind, but she's not unable to talk or at least be vocal.
     
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  17. She hasn't started.
     
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  18. Like I said above, I truly believe this child is not delayed, but has a serious speech disorder originating in the brain. She isn't going to catch up because she's not behind, she has a problem. It's like saying a kid with muscular dystrophy is behind when they don't walk, when they will never walk without physical therapy.

    She should be speaking by now. She isn't. At all. She can sometimes struggle out a word or two but they are incomplete and it's because her mouth won't make the words her brain wants to say, which is fucking sad. She screetches and babbles to try to talk but real words don't come out.

    For that baby's sake, I hope I'm wrong. Because, if they don't get her help and soon, she may never be able to speak properly.

    Kai recently said she has not started speech therapy yet. She lies to people publicly when they bug her but she tells people the truth privately, and there are receipts that she said the child hadn't started yet. And it's nowhere on her planner which she's obsessed with. She wouldn't miss a chance to buy a new sticker. :( After an evaluation, I bet they'd want to see her a couple days a week. We would know.
     
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  19. I stopped following Kai around a week ago. I only followed her because I was interested in her daughter's personal development. It makes me sad to hear that Kai isn't assed to give Gracie the help she desperately needs. Many parents want nothing but the best for our kids, and they want to see them succeed in life. Kai shares no such aspirations.

    The dumb pics of food/stationary and all of the bitchy comments from weens on IG sort of ruined it for me. Kai also looks gross and unsettling among the other more interesting IG posts in my feed, TBH. Those yellowed teeth and her bug eyed stares give me the chills. Gracie has to deal with that everyday. :\
     
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  20. I looked up Apraxia of Speech, which someone seems to think Gracie has

    I'm not a speech therapist, but it sound like it to me.

    Here a child same age as Gracie, who has been worked with since she sorta know her ABCs and Gracie doesn't. The point is speech patterns though and they are similar.



    A 4 year old who babbles just like her either doesn't want to learn or just started.



    I really fear her future is not bright unless they get her help. And it will take hours of working with her. This lasts to adulthood. Her planner is more important. I'm sad I found out about this. There are more online too.
     
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