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Discussion in 'Beauty Parlour' started by AtroposHeart, Mar 8, 2014.

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  1. More like...
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    ...except hella fatter, and waaaaaaayy less self-aware.
     
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  2. [​IMG]
    At least she seems kind of aware of her spuddy-shaped body...
     
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  3. But not of her squash head, or the fact that there's a mile between her nose and her mouth.
     
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  4. kailynweirdhead.png

    FTFY.
     
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  5. I didn't realise the Farms was back! Well this has improved my day no end. I don't think this video from last month was posted here, but I'm actually kind of relieved by its contents. Kailyn is playing with Gracie and engaging her, Gracie is having fun and saying a few words (she's still behind but she'll get there), Gracie is being a little sass master to her mawm. I'm not keen on Gracie playing with the hoard, but it's nice to see them bonding and playing with make up. Things are going too well...

     
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  6. [​IMG]
    The herp lip is back.
     
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  7. That is the least flattering picture possible.
    She looks stoned out of her squash gourd mind.
     
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  8. Goddammit. So help me god, if she ruins lularoe for me I will be so mad.
     
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  9. The gaze of a dead fish
    I love the spot just edging out from behind the middle flower too.
    Is it just me, or is there something in her mouth? It looks like she's biting into something, or her teeth have become weirdly pointy.
     
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  10. kailynteeth.jpg

    Those are mamelons and usually, they get worn down usually during childhood. As a kid, Kailyn's teeth and jaw were super fucked up and still remain kinda jacked to this day.
     
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  11. Did anyone catch her two Snapchats about being at the mall and her period starting? It was seriously one of the most bizarre things I've seen from her; she rambled about how her period started and she didn't have any sanitary products, normally she has some in her bag, so had to buy some from a machine. No rhyme or reason for it.
     
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  12. I learn more interesting stuff from these threads than is even remotely reasonable.
     
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  13. She was attempting to look quirky and relatable but ended up looking like a 12 year old. "Omg you guys I didn't have a tampon on me, totes awkward!"
     
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  14. Nasty bitch
     
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  15. If you're female and you don't have tampons in your purse at all times, you deserve to have a cute pair of underwear ruined. This is the harsh truth.
     
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  16. I actually kind of love this new iPhone situation. Hardly anyone is taking the "ooh, new iPhone, so jealous" bait and her selfies have been extra hideous, as she appears to have some kind of Slaton-forehead-esque acne going on.
     
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  17. Why would anyone be jealous of a welfare queen buying the latest and greatest iPhone? If anything, I imagine they would be quite pissed to see that she spends American taxpayer money on toys. And not the kind she lets her daughter play with.
     
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  18. I'm not saying they should be, I'm saying that's the point behind her conspicuous consumption. Usually, people take the bait, mostly, it seems, to try to shame her, but since she is shameless, it has the opposite effect. She assumes people judge her out of jealousy over her material possessions. Thankfully, this time, people were mostly like, why are you dumb enough to buy last year's iPhone instead of waiting for this year's iPhone?
     
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  19. Back when I lurked this thread, kai's life was pretty redundant, and now suddenly this stuff happens? From what I've gathered her husband dropped her sped potato ass (can't blame him) and kai is teaching Gracie how to do hooker makeup. Anything else I'm missing? Who did her ex run off with?
     
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  20. They never really lived together as husband and wife. Matt visited Kailyn but she was still living with Mama Wilcher. He still had a lot of mental health issues and she decided she didn't want a carpeniswallet who had baggage. They got a divorce, Kai got custody of Guac, Matt visits sometimes but not a lot. Kai has been out on some dates (even before her divorce), but nothing panned out since she's a sped.
     
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