Found some weird stuff on Chris on Facebook -

[introman]

I was facebook searching Chris's facebook through the graph section. I found some weird comments and stuff that is public but not on his profile. Since the motto of the forum is "nothing is too minor". Here's some autistic snippets from the facebook:

This status was a 40+ comment fest on Rob Bells facebook. I just copied Chris's comment over the kids face. They don't need to be featured for the image to be akward as fuck. I also just copied Chris's Comment.

 

[Dr. Meme]

"I root for the L_BT, really hate the G"
Chris, you fucking bigoted twat you can't just pick and choose.

 

[Angelica Rosechu]

"I root for the L_BT, really hate the G"
Chris, you fucking bigoted twat

Chris, darling, you're really only convincing more and more people each and every day that you have a strong manly urge to convert to the Pickle Diet.

 

[4Macie]

The thing is, who even knows if those two were gay? They could have just been friends. But Chris sees two girls living in their own world and goes "must be lesbians"

 

[NavierStoked]

How awkward would that be for Chris and guests alike if he went to a Halloween party or any party for that matter? He would probably sit in a corner and play on his portable vidya games. I wonder how touchy he would get with gals if he got a few drinks in him though.

 

[brooklynbailiff]

" I root for the LG_T; really hate the G ."

Made my night.

10/10 would laugh again.

 

[Bridechu]

I would seriously love to hear why the B has been added to that exclusive club as of late. Maybe he only means bisexuality as it pertains to a threesome with at least one china in the midst.

 

[Bgheff]

I see Chris was bitching about being a "zombie" even in 2012.

 

[Dr. Meme]

How awkward would that be for Chris and guests alike if he went to a Halloween party or any party for that matter? He would probably sit in a corner and play on his portable vidya games. I wonder how touchy he would get with gals if he got a few drinks in him though.

"mm yeah, I'm asposed to be sonichu, my electric hedgehog Pokemon. Thas why I had to paint my whole body yella. So you got a boyfriend?"

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

"I root for the L_BT, really hate the G"
Chris, you fucking bigoted twat you can't just pick and choose.

But he supports trannies! Take note! And apparently gay guys are also fine as long as they're bi.

Srsly- can we verify this is from Chris's account, and not a ween?

 

[LoveYouLongTime]

Stay classy. Chris.

But he supports trannies! Take note! And apparently gay guys are also fine as long as they're bi.

Srsly- can we verify this is from Chris's account, and not a ween?

Chris considers himself a tranny(actually, he considers himself a woman on the inside and has called himself a lesbian on a couple of occasions) and in his little pee brain, it's different from being gay. He only accepts bisexuals on a woman's end. Because you know, if a guy was a bi that's just gross.

 

[Count Olaf]

"I root for the LG_T; really hate the G."

 

[XYZpdq]

Says he hates the G but shows he loves the D.

 

[Fibonacci]

I'm surprised Chris didn't alter L_BT into BLT and make a statement like "I like a BLT, but y'all should know by now, I don't want any got-dang PICKLES on my sandwiches!".

 

[NavierStoked]

It would be most amusing if Chris finally found his sweetheart but she turned out to have a pickle of her own.

 

[boixosnois]

You could have edited the name of that fucking autistic sperg on the first image. But very nice find nevertheless!

 

[introman]

But he supports trannies! Take note! And apparently gay guys are also fine as long as they're bi.

Srsly- can we verify this is from Chris's account, and not a ween?

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10151936183569332

Have fun. That leads to the cwcville guardian page.

Also, here are Chris's likes on photos. I only ommited the ones with young children because they don't deserve to have their photos out there like that. He did like a photo of robert bells children though. Just putting that out there.

Here is the link: http://i.imgur.com/cuwbr57.jpg

Didn't embed because it's around 5 mbs.

 

[likeabadgirlshould]

All i read was "IF I HAD FRIENDS BAWWWWWW WAHHHHHHH BOOHOOOOO WOE IS ME". Sook.

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

Thanks. Not doubting you personally, just a bit put off by the slightly extra-creepy vibe. Wanted to know we were dealing with genuine Chris fail here.

 

[Ariel]

Okay, so he doesn't know what the B stands for or he thinks its okay to swing both ways.