Frank Conti - Inflation fetishist, admitted pedophile & furry artist

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And that’s why I don’t like cricket.
Meet Frank Conti. He’s a youtuber who makes inflation art. Upon first look he seems like a run of the mill fat loving furry, but there’s much more to him.
He has his 9 year old cousin do a voice of his deer character & subject of his fetish in an inflation animation he made.

A selection of his art.


But that’s not really what the issue is - art like this comes a dime a dozen.

He has admitted he has a sexual attraction to the kids in both Willy Wonka films. Here is that among other weird Devianfart posts. (That was a typo but I’m leaving it in)


A lot of what he says doesn’t make sense. He made up another version of twerking called “Buttabistasi”, I have no idea.

Here is what I would consider his magnum opus of crap:
It’s one of the most disturbing things I’ve seen, and I’ve seen a lot of sick stuff.

And, to top it all off, the animation that, in a now deleted comment, he admitted that his 9 year old cousin voiced the character being inflated. He loops her moaning over and over, I feel like I should be on a list just for watching it.

Anyway, there’s more to say I’m sure. Bear with me as I’ve never made a post like this before. If you’d like to see him in action, here are some links:
His YouTube
His deviantart
His Facebook


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Dr. Ricearoni

This isn't even my most autistic form
Jesus Christ I feel like I'm having a stroke trying to read some of this stuff. He talks like a toddler just learning words.
Edit: God I just realized what this fucking reminds me of.


And that’s why I don’t like cricket.
Here he is dressed as a blueberry. He even tricked one of his poor galpals into dressing as a blueberry.

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Mushroom Soup

Currently sexting w/ Tahoma
Legit question: is he slow in da mind? He types like either an exceptional individual or a foreign person new to English.
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