Free Republic - Last Bastion of TRUE AND HONEST CONSERVATISM

[Randall Fragg]

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Freeper Madness: Blog dedicated to preserving their most insane comments.
Free Republic is a conservative news site and forum. And by conservative, I mean the most batshit insane brands of Tea Party nuttery the internet has to offer.
In the land of Freeperville, the sandrags, niggos, fags, liberals, Obamas, hippies, and millennials are out to get all the Hard Working Conservative Baby Boomers like themselves. This leads them to whining on the internet about how those said groups are conspiring against them, and posting their liberal torture fics.

I painfully watched about 35 minutes of the Democrat Socialist debate, it included the foreign policy portion, all three were in support of obama’s policies, obviously obama owns all three candidates, not just on foreign policy but every other issue as well, they know he can destroy any of them in any given heartbeat and he will pick the winner, the sucking up was overwhelming.

Wait, is “existential cage theory” a real theory? I like the sound of it. I want to use that.

ReREal? Depends how you want to define it. I ‘created’ the idea so to speak, although I doub’t very much I’m the first to do so. I more or less coelesced the idea into a short blurb. But it’s real in the sense that it is a practical solution to the problem.

Existential Cage Theory - An Idea Whose Time Has Come

1: Get a cage
2: put the liberal in the cage
3: weld the door shut
4: walk away.

Think of it as “Scared Straight” for kids of the modern age. You take the caged liberals and line them along the road so people can see the animals that attempted to strip them of their rights and human dignity, while destroying their country.

It is morally acceptable because liberals pushed hard for the idea that starvation was a euphoric way to die. See the grave of Terri Schivo for proof.

It is also acceptable to them as an environmental solution to catastrophic climate change because they tell us the planet has a fever and we must depopulate to ensure continuity of the species.

Thus, with their blessing, I present Existential Cage Theory.

But our _resident Obucketoshiite can keep importing them as fast as possible into the country.

Placing them strategically across the amber waves of grain until the call to prayer is given to attack.

They will poison our water, blow up our dams and reek havoc across the country.

Jeh (what a f(&ked up name) will make sure, if you you are a jihadi flying to America, you will be safe getting here to destroy us.

There is no generation that has paid more in taxes and then had it squandered than the boomers. Our monies have been stolen, our SS has been stolen, our property taxes have turned into rent and our sons and daughters died for nothing.

Don’t tell me our generation is worthless. We at least still show up for work on time as we can read a clock and we show up sober. We are still paying for your idiotic life style, sleeping in our basements, eating our food and driving our cars. You spend meaningless time surfing social media sites, playing electronic games and watching porn. You complain about no work available when you have wasted 5 years of your life getting a useless degree in the “mating cycle of the African tse tse fly” and “womens African studies” all along obtaining student loans worthy of a really nice house.

Maybe you should have been thrown out the door on your ass at 18 and gotten a job as a welders helper, a plumbers helper or maybe ditch digger.

The only thing we are guilty of is giving you too much. Too many cars, too much allowance, too many cell phones, too may trips and too much freedom hoping it would promote your independence and responsibility. We did fail.

France, Germany and the EU in general were all about obumber 8 years ago. I wonder if now that they are being overrun with terrorist, if they even realize this is a direct result of obumber’s foreign policy? Liberalism truly is a mental disorder.

The people who pushed faggot-marriage can all go choke to death for all I care. They’ve mightily contributed to turning this country into the sick, depraved cesspool it has now become. A country I’m now disgusted and ashamed of. A pervert nation.

Now, I want to make it clear that this thread is NOT about discussing and debating politics. It's about finding bizarre and retarded rants by the hoverround brigade, and laughing at them.
Please report anyone trying to turn this into a debate about politics. Find a fun thread full of rage, cap some posts, or even do some ing antics. Welcome to FreepZone people.

 

[Tempest]

That looks like the comment section to any news site

 

[AnOminous]

Freep was more interesting before they got sick of birthers.

 

[sgetti]

The euphorics over at FSTDT love mocking the Freepers. I found an old favorite from there.

Spoiler: "... and then the whole bus applauded"

Twenty years ago, I attended an “open house” at my daughters school. One of the subjects discussed was a lesson plan called “ free to be you and me” which taught that homosexuals were normal.

I stood up and said “ Why is it that homosexuals have a much higher rate of suicide than heterosexuals? Why is it that alcoholism is rampant in homosexuals? Why is it that the average life span is so much lower than heterosexuals?

Could it be because homosexuals have sexual intercourse with, lick, suck and eat human $hit?

I got thrown out, but the curriculum was not adopted

Source and archive

 

[Randall Fragg]

The euphorics over at FSTDT love mocking the Freepers. I found an old favorite from there.

Spoiler: "... and then the whole bus applauded"

Source and archive

The other comments are pretty hilarious.

Spoiler: NO HOMOS! :c

Exactly. I’m all for repealing DADT and going back to what was before - NO homosexuals at all, asking, finding out, and kicking them out or not allowing them in.
IMO homosexual behavior should be illegal. Keep it totally out of sight.

INSANITY is correct!! Liberalism is a MENTAL DISEASE!!
Gays in the military will be the END of the military....Straights will take flight and a DRAFT will be around the corner....GIRLS TOO!!

I’m sure the New Confederate Army will have none of these poofters in it!

Is anyone really surprised by this finding? I'm not.
I agree that allowing openly homosexual human beings to serve in the U.S. armed forces is absolutely insane. Any rational person can see that nothing good can come of this.
I concur with the view that by doing this it will give the homosexual activists a platform to demand legalizing same-sex 'marriage' based on their 'service'.
I also believe allowing openly homosexual people into the ranks of our military will drastically curtail enlistments (in a voluntary military) and re-enlistments as well as causing chaos among the overwhelmingly majority of heterosexual ('straight') men and women now serving in the military.
That some very high ranking military officers are actually endorsing this insanity is disheartening as well as disgusting. This simply cannot be allowed to take place. We need a strong military and this ludicrous scheme to allow openly homosexual people to join the military will only weaken it. Not to mention all the critically injured homosexuals it will generate when they foolishly attempt to 'proposition' virile young men to engage in homosexual acts. Men who sensibly consider homosexual advances as a vicious insult to their manhood as well as a disgusting perversion.
This idiotic proposal is simply PC on steroids. Leftist military-haters in congress (and the White House) pandering to their homosexual 'base'. This is madness and it must fail.

Pedophilia and homosexuality are immoral, degenerate and evil. Castrate the sons of bitches.

 

[Mrs Paul]

It seems to me they spend a lot of time thinking about what homosexuals do in bed.


Don't forget how quick they are to dox people -- remember when the Bush twins got caught using fake ids? The bartender, as required by Texas law, called the police. They immediately released all of her personal info: phone number, address, the name of her kid's school, etc. But then apparently it's totally okay to call the Obama girls a "ghetto whore". A 12-year-old. Jesus. I mean, I don't care what your political beliefs are, or how you feel about her parents -- you don't go after a twelve-year-old girl like that. Or any politician's kids, for that matter. That's just fucked up.

 

[PurpleSquirrel]

Surrounded as I am by batshit-insane leftists and SJWs here on the Left Coast, it's easy to forget that their ostensible enemies are usually just as stupid, crazy, and vicious. I guess all liberals can't be Gore Vidal, and all conservatives can't be William F. Buckley.

 

[AnOminous]

Surrounded as I am by batshit-insane leftists and SJWs here on the Left Coast, it's easy to forget that their ostensible enemies are usually just as stupid, crazy, and vicious. I guess all liberals can't be Gore Vidal, and all conservatives can't be William F. Buckley.

And all fights between liberals and conservatives can't be a duel between Gore Vidal and William F. Buckley, Jr.

 

[Strelok]

Surrounded as I am by batshit-insane leftists and SJWs here on the Left Coast, it's easy to forget that their ostensible enemies are usually just as stupid, crazy, and vicious. I guess all liberals can't be Gore Vidal, and all conservatives can't be William F. Buckley.

The main difference between SJWs and screeching arch-Conservatives is most of the latter still have difficulty figuring out email, let alone being able to dedicate 14 hours a day to blogging their insanity. I've said this time and again, we don't have more crazies than the last generation, we just can't tune them out as easily, so their screeching seems more prevalent than it really is.

It's the same reason violent crime is the lowest it's been since the 70s, but if you watched the news you'd think we're in the middle of Mad Max USA Edition. We simply now live in a society where everyone is being recorded and everyone can send their recordings and ramblings to the public at large.

 

[Witlich]

Hoy ... I think it would be my personal Hell to be trapped in a room with those people and having to listen to them jabber on like that.

 

[AnOminous]

The main difference between SJWs and screeching arch-Conservatives is most of the latter still have difficulty figuring out email, let alone being able to dedicate 14 hours a day to blogging their insanity. I've said this time and again, we don't have more crazies than the last generation, we just can't tune them out as easily, so their screeching seems more prevalent than it really is.

Also, some of us, for whatever reason, obsessively seek out and study Internet idiocy, so that also probably makes it seem more prevalent. Lots and lots of people will never, ever see a tumblr loony.

 

[yasscat]

Ah, my second favorite group of cows. I used to live in a town that was pretty full of these spergs. Usually I'm pretty good at laughing at cows and not letting them get to me, but I have a hard time ensuring my jimmies remained unrustled with this bunch.

 

[Randall Fragg]

Radical Islam is the result of FEMINISM!
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/3362103/posts

Several of my readers asked what Scandinavian men are doing about this. What happened to those Vikings, anyway? Did they drink too much mead in Valhalla? Despite the romantic mystique surrounding them today, the Vikings were for the most part savage barbarians. However, I doubt they would have looked the other way while their daughters were harassed by Muslims. In some ways, this makes present-day Scandinavians worse barbarians than the Vikings ever were.

I wonder what the readership overlap between Freep and Return of Kings is?

 

[Too Many Crooks]

It's funny how these idiots love to yell "Wake up, America!!!1!" when they're some of the biggest dupes in the country.

 

[VLAD]

I was thinking about making a Freep thread myself, because they're probably my favorite collection of internet idiots to hatewatch. Maybe I'll make a masterpost on the founder, Jim Robinson, later on. We'll see.

Keep your powder dry, patriots.

 

[WWWWolf]

That looks like the comment section to any news site

I'm like,"okay, you just can't let people just post anything without moderation. Or have a simple up/down vote system. Up/Down/JustPlainStupid/MotherfuckingNazi rating system? Now that I can get behind."

 

[Rilakkuma]

You complain about no work available when you have wasted 5 years of your life getting a useless degree in the “mating cycle of the African tse tse fly” and “womens African studies” all along obtaining student loans worthy of a really nice house.

I find this funny knowing what I do about the tse tse fly. Those flies cause havoc for anyone who tries to farm and kills an absurd amount of people a year.
Biology, medical science, and agriculture? WORTHLESS.

 

[AnOminous]

I find this funny knowing what I do about the tse tse fly. Those flies cause havoc for anyone who tries to farm and kills an absurd amount of people a year.
Biology, medical science, and agriculture? WORTHLESS.

Someone who knew the tse tse fly cycle well enough to disrupt it would stand a chance at the Nobel. Or at least a shit-ton of money working for Monsanto or something.

 

[sgetti]

I find this funny knowing what I do about the tse tse fly. Those flies cause havoc for anyone who tries to farm and kills an absurd amount of people a year.
Biology, medical science, and agriculture? WORTHLESS.

Someone who knew the tse tse fly cycle well enough to disrupt it would stand a chance at the Nobel. Or at least a shit-ton of money working for Private Villa of Corrupted Crops or something.

A significant portion of Free Republic is kind of super racist, though, so I'm not surprised they don't consider treating a serious health risk in Africa a high priority.

 

[Mrs Paul]

Dude seriously freaks out after Obama's reelected.

(I wonder if he actually did any of this, and if he's still doing it)