French jokes -

[Cosmos]

IIT we bash the French.

What color is the American flag?
Red, White, and Blue.
What color is the British flag?
Red, White, and Blue.
What color is the French flag?
White.

Q: How do you get a Frenchman out of a bath tub?
A: Throw in a bar of soap.

Q: What do French recruits learn in basic training?
A: How to surrender in 17 different languages.

 

[Night Terror]

where can you find 66 million french jokes
in france

 

[The Master Debater]

Why do French people love refugees so much?

They need people to replace them when they commit suicide

 

[millais]

I saw a French rifle for sale in the gun catalog under the listing: "Twice dropped, never fired."

 

[Fat Cat Represent]

Pourquoi le poulet a-t-il traversé la route ?

Pour aller de l'autre côté.

 

[The Master Debater]

When someone calls for an airstrike in French, the pilots protest.