[From the Archives] The oldest known picture of Phil. -

[Ravenor]

As most of you will know I maintain a archive of Phil's sperging going back many many years, that's approaching 2.5gb in size and whenever new or old Phil content comes to my attention it get's a quick once over and stored for later use, and this leaves a fair bit of rather interesting content to grow stale and unloved and I feel kinda bad about that.

So in a effort to remedy that I'm going back through the archive and picking out choice bit's of over looked content, and seeing as some of this is going to go way back into Phil's past we should start at the beginning, so without further ado I present you all with the oldest known picture of Phil from when he was around 5 years old.

I'd like to point out his rodent like dentition has always been present, as has his double chin and general tubbiness, given that this was taken at the beginning of the 90's I'll forgive the rather stupid hair cut.

 

[Bassomatic]

There's something almost heart breaking seeing him as a spudkin at that age he still had a chance.

 

[cumrobbery]

Of course he was that one kid with the bowl cut

 

[Psycho]

Of course he was that one kid with the bowl cut

*shrug*. It was the 90's. Everyone had that haircut

 

[Ruin]

Even at five he had the autism stare. Yet another similarity to CWC.

 

[Flame the Sunbird]

Interesting that he was blond at that age, he's even whiter than I thought LOL. But so fucking sad to compare this cute kid to the mess we see now.

 

[Ravenor]

Interesting that he was blond at that age, he's even whiter than I thought LOL. But so fucking sad to compare this cute kid to the mess we see now.

It's not that uncommon, I was a dirty blond colour till I was about 5/6 and then it turned into this light chestnut brown colour, hell if i'm out in the sun long enough in the summer I tend to go lighter that can verge on blond depending on the strength of the sun (I also tan very easy, in July an August and little or no cloud cover I end up looking like a well done brisket if I don't use Heat Shield SPF 5000).

 

[Picklemaker]

I was a dirty blond colour till I was about 5/6 and then it turned into this light chestnut brown colour

Yes, but you're a dirty white cis male het shitlord oppressor, not a beautiful herspanic Latinx warrior princess like Phil.

 

[VLAD]

God, he looks so...clean.

What happened?

 

[Ravenor]

God, he looks so...clean.

What happened?

His parents where still bathing him at that age, I'm also not alogging when I say this but - They where still wiping his arse. From what I have been able to peace together Phil struggled with areas of personal hygiene that most kids master for longer than normal an even then he occasionally slipped up with, and now just doesn't care about because he doesn't notice.

 

[kobebyarlant]

Even at five he had the autism stare. Yet another similarity to CWC.

Spoiler: I gotta give Chris credit. He didn't get that dead fish stare until puberty.

Phil looks straight up "off" even at 5.

 

[Tranhuviya]

Cute kid. Shame about how he grew up.

 

[HickoryDickory]

I was hoping someone would dig up a baby pic! Thank you, @Ravenor.

I wonder when the turning point was.

 

[Ravenor]

I was hoping someone would dig up a baby pic! Thank you, @Ravenor.

I wonder when the turning point was.

I have had it for a while as I said there is a lot in my archive that get's overlooked. I will be rectifying that.

And I can tell you the turning point, it was the moment he discovered the internet and there was options that his mum an dad didn't like, i.e. when he became a early teen.

 

[NumberingYourState]

...Oh...

This is the same kid who would physically abuse his own mom later on. Wow.

 

[Mogambo]

Those eyes... lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eye... seems like all of these autistic wonders have that blank stare. Even at an early age, you can tell something's wrong with them. The fact that his parents gave him a bowl cut just makes it more obvious. I mean, I know none of us can help how our parents groom and dress us at that age, but with lolcows it only serves to accentuate the fact that something is off with them. For Chris, he continued wearing the signature clownshirts well into adulthood. With Phil, once he started dressing himself, he wound up looking like even more of an exceptional individual, layering fake ponchos on Nartuo hoodies and cheap Hot Topic bondage gear. Being a retard, he didn't realize how stupid it looked; he just saw it as an attempt to express his interests. All of them. At once. He would have been better off with a t-shirt that proclaimed his love for animu or S&M... at least he'd look normal-ish.

His parents where still bathing him at that age, I'm also not alogging when I say this but - They where still wiping his arse. From what I have been able to peace together Phil struggled with areas of personal hygiene that most kids master for longer than normal an even then he occasionally slipped up with, and now just doesn't care about because he doesn't notice

That's... both interesting and downright horrifying to think about. I suppose it goes hand in hand with his autism, but most kids figure out basic hygiene. The fact that Phil dropped his interest in anime because Occupy made fun of him shows that he does react to shaming. I'm surprised his classmates didn't knock some sense into him when they found out he soiled himself and couldn't (or just didn't) wipe his ass. Now that he's hanging around with SJWs who tell him that he's a perfect little snowflake no matter what he does, it's probably too late. I wonder if a group home would try and instruct him in how to properly clean and care for himself. Still think it might be the best option for him.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

I thought Phil destroyed his baby pictures?

 

[Splendid]

Of course he was that one kid with the bowl cut

Oh my god, that post works so well right next to your avatar.

 

[anephric]

It's probably the photo and all that but man, he looks straight out of Village Of The Damned

 

[The Dude]

As most of you will know I maintain a archive of Phil's sperging going back many many years, that's approaching 2.5gb in size and whenever new or old Phil content comes to my attention it get's a quick once over and stored for later use, and this leaves a fair bit of rather interesting content to grow stale and unloved and I feel kinda bad about that.

So in a effort to remedy that I'm going back through the archive and picking out choice bit's of over looked content, and seeing as some of this is going to go way back into Phil's past we should start at the beginning, so without further ado I present you all with the oldest known picture of Phil from when he was around 5 years old.

I'd like to point out his rodent like dentition has always been present, as has his double chin and general tubbiness, given that this was taken at the beginning of the 90's I'll forgive the rather stupid hair cut.

His parents where still bathing him at that age, I'm also not alogging when I say this but - They where still wiping his arse. From what I have been able to peace together Phil struggled with areas of personal hygiene that most kids master for longer than normal an even then he occasionally slipped up with, and now just doesn't care about because he doesn't notice.

Toboot he also has the odd crossed wire in his brain, there is parts of his brain that normal people learn to differentiate with at a young age I read a study in the Lancet a few years ago that covered this they found that some things that are repugnant have the same brainwave patterns as something pleasurable and this study (well a shortened abstract I read) indicate that the normal brain as it grows learns to differentiate between the two, but that was a normal person and not some one like Phil, so it's entirely likely that Phil will shit himself every time he blerts, and if he's excited he could do both at the same time.

Edit to add: I'm not a Doctor or Medical professional but I find medical science really interesting and I get a subscription to the Lancet at a discount though another publication so I read it, once I'm done I give it to the local library to loan out as needed.

I have had it for a while as I said there is a lot in my archive that get's overlooked. I will be rectifying that.

And I can tell you the turning point, it was the moment he discovered the internet and there was options that his mum an dad didn't like, i.e. when he became a early teen.

Thanks for this bro! You're truly doing God's work and I am thankful you're here with us, sharing all this wonderful intel.

The whole shitting himself and not wiping his ass thing baffles me. I know we're not supposed to go into grody details about that shit (lol, get it?) but just why? I mean, at least Chris wipes himself after loading up his panties...eventually. And with all that bouncing and squeaking... Do you think it feels good to Phil? Or would it be best to not speculate?

It really is sad to see Phil back when he was still an innocent child. Back before the pseudo-Communism and the sexual politics and the bandage gimp gear and the special ed tattoos. If maybe his mother hadn't brainwashed him to think that his father spanking him was rape, maybe he would have turned out OK. I think once his mother won custody and his dad wasn't there to discipline him anymore, that was the pebble that started the Autistic rock slide that is Phil's life. He was still a bucked tooth potato back then, but he was a kinda cute, innocent bucked tooth potato.