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Fuck, Marry or Kill the user above you

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by yawning sneasel, Jan 27, 2016.

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  1. Avoid then kill using my witchcraft!
     
    A Psycho Cat

    A Psycho Cat I'm a cat, I'm curious, so kill me.

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  2. NARPASSWORD

    NARPASSWORD Kiwi Farms' shitposting, weeb hating furfag

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  3. Useless Magost Berry

    Useless Magost Berry Where'd that son of a butt go? .. The BUTTcave?

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  4. Fuck. And then and Marry afterwards
     
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    FeverGlitch

    FeverGlitch Well, Fuck you.

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  5. while i'm not certain, i think his avatar might be a very creative form of loss.
    Kill.
     
    Dunkirk

    Dunkirk My other car is a STUG

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  6. Fuck him to gain his affection.
    Marry him to get close to that hat.
    Kill him when he least expects it.

    Take the hat.
     
    Monsieur Guillotine

    Monsieur Guillotine Arrogant and standoffish

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  7. Kill him with his own guillotine.
     
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    uncleShitHeel

    uncleShitHeel Five Star Man

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  8. Kill to regain my hat
     
    Dunkirk

    Dunkirk My other car is a STUG

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  9. fight to the death
     
    Dink Smallwood

    Dink Smallwood I want ded

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  10. KILL! KILL THEM ALL! GOD WILL KNOW HIS OWN!
     
    Toucan

    Toucan I am Toucan hear me caw!

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  11. Kill. It's a death battle, fucker. Bird vs Feline.
     
    Feline Darkmage

    Feline Darkmage What Could Possibly Go Wrong?
    Staff Member Moderator True & Honest Fan

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  12. Fuck.
    WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?!
     
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    NARPASSWORD

    NARPASSWORD Kiwi Farms' shitposting, weeb hating furfag

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  13. Kill. I'm not attracted to furries.
     
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    Dink Smallwood

    Dink Smallwood I want ded

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  14. B-but you're just a little girl! Why are you dressed like that? Who did this to you?

    Your outfit is covered with... oh god, tell me that's not... Jesus Christ...

    You poor thing. I can see the emptiness in your sad eyes. This has been your entire life so far, hasn't it? Just a plaything for men. Sick men who don't bother to think twice about their actions. About how it might affect you. You can't even stand there without shivering.

    This is no way for a person to live, especially someone as young as you. You don't deserve this torture. This agony. Close your eyes now, dear. I'm doing this for your own good. Heaven will forgive you.

    Kill.
     
    Monsieur Guillotine

    Monsieur Guillotine Arrogant and standoffish

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  15. FUCK
     
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    NARPASSWORD

    NARPASSWORD Kiwi Farms' shitposting, weeb hating furfag

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  16. Furfag Genocide now - So kill
     
    Dirt McGirt

    Dirt McGirt Deadbeat Dad Lettin' it Rip!
    True & Honest Fan

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  17. Marry because of this:
     
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    Oscar Wildean

    Oscar Wildean OG bitch tennis player.

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  18. FUCK
     
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    NARPASSWORD

    NARPASSWORD Kiwi Farms' shitposting, weeb hating furfag

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  19. I was going to say "kill" but you gave me the feels so I'll just fuck instead.
     
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    Oscar Wildean

    Oscar Wildean OG bitch tennis player.

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  20. Kill by removing from the premises.
     
    Ratko_Falco

    Ratko_Falco Роки живи заувек.

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