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DrJonesHat

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Elvis Presley was a bit of a dork in his personal life. One of his favorite TV shows was Monty Python's Flying Circus and he'd quote lines from their sketches constantly. Monty Python and the Holy Grail came out a few years before he died, and he would keep on quoting the Knights Who Say Ni! and the insulting French soldier to his friends.
Presley was also a staunch supporter of the civil rights movement, and once threatened to cancel a sold-out show because the hotel wouldn't let his black backing band stay there. They let them stay there.

Harrison Ford is a trained carpenter, and did carpentry while he was trying to make his break into Hollywood. He's also an accomplished pilot.
 

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You can make scrambled eggs in the microwave, but they will probably explode.
Source: Trashed the microwave making opossum food and almost ruined a blood sample and some medical paperwork.
 
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Mike Judge based Boomhauer's mumbling, nearly completely incoherent voice from King of the Hill on an angry voicemail he received from someone who had just watched Beavis and Butthead for the first time.

They were yelling and Judge could barely understand a word they were saying, except for the occasional "dang 'ol" and them ending the call by calling Judge "Porky's butthole"
 

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Mike Judge based Boomhauer's mumbling, nearly completely incoherent voice from King of the Hill on an angry voicemail he received from someone who had just watched Beavis and Butthead for the first time.

They were yelling and Judge could barely understand a word they were saying, except for the occasional "dang 'ol" and them ending the call by calling Judge "Porky's butthole"
I heard he still has that voice message on his answering machine, even decades later.
 
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Most people know that prog rock band Jethro Tull beat out Metallica for best heavy metal album in the late 80s. Ian Anderson, Tull's singer didn't actually accept the award, finding it just as ridiculous as everyone else. He's made fun of it over the years, like weighing his flute on a scale and dryly saying "as you can plainly see, the flute is indeed a heavy, metal instrument."
 
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The human body is made up of 11 necessary elements for life: oxygen, carbon, hydrogen, nitrogen, calcium, phosphorous, potassium, sulfur, sodium, chlorine and magnesium.

All other elements are due to toxic contamination.

So The 5th Element actually should have been called The 12th Element.
Good thing I won't be needing all that hemoglobin then.
 

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During an international conference announcing that HIV was discovered to have mutated from the simian SIV, an American journalist went up to a Zaire doctor to ask if it was true that AIDS originated because Africans had sex with monkeys.
The doctor rejected the claim, and responded that he was made aware that Europeans made films where women fucked dogs, and then implied that millions of US households had dogs and wouldn't even bother filming it.
I see those white girls are at it again
 
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When graverobber and murderer Ed Gein was being interrogated after his arrest, he was pretty nonchalant about everything he had done. Didn't take pride in it, but didn't act like it was a big deal...until he was asked if he had stolen the money out of Bernice Worden's cash register after killing her. That of all things is what caused him to chimp out and start yelling "I ain't no damn thief!"
 

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When graverobber and murderer Ed Gein was being interrogated after his arrest, he was pretty nonchalant about everything he had done. Didn't take pride in it, but didn't act like it was a big deal...until he was asked if he had stolen the money out of Bernice Worden's cash register after killing her. That of all things is what caused him to chimp out and start yelling "I ain't no damn thief!"
I've always been fascinated by the completely warped morals of serial killers. Edward Kemper for example admitted that he had brushed against the breasts of one of his victims and was embarrassed and even apologized for it despite killing her a minute or two later. In his case though he admitted that it was strange of him to be embarrassed when he did something worse mere moments later. Gein angrily proclaiming he wasn't a thief is rich considering he was literally stealing bodies.
 

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I've always been fascinated by the completely warped morals of serial killers. Edward Kemper for example admitted that he had brushed against the breasts of one of his victims and was embarrassed and even apologized for it despite killing her a minute or two later. In his case though he admitted that it was strange of him to be embarrassed when he did something worse mere moments later. Gein angrily proclaiming he wasn't a thief is rich considering he was literally stealing bodies.
You kill it, you bought it
 

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There was exactly one accident ever recorded that involved a zeppelin - the Hindenburg disaster, which not only ruined rigid airships' perfect safety record, but resulted in every other zeppelin in the world being dismantled and further models in development being scrapped. To this date, there don't exist any "true" zeppelins - modern models are essentially modified blimps that don't compare to their 80+ year old predecessors, which were frequently likened to flying cruise ships. Had the Hindenburg not crashed, zeppelins likely would have overtaken airplanes as the primary means of consumer air travel. I mean, look at the insides of these things:





The true cause of events leading up to the Hindenburg disaster have never been determined, by the way. Enjoy your SouthWest flight!
Airship companies would still find ways to make it absolutely miserable to fly on them.
 
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