White Trash Weeaboo
True & Honest Fan
"And he said to them: Thus saith the Lord God of Israel: Put every man his sword upon his thigh: go, and return from gate to gate through the midst of the camp, and let every man kill his brother, and friend, and neighbour. And the sons of Levi did according to the words of Moses, and there were slain that day about three and twenty thousand men."
Remember that when the Hebrews constructed a golden idol to worship, Moses ordered 3,000 of them killed. In a just society the punishment for collecting funko pops would be death
I think you're trying too hard with this whole 17th Century Puritan LARP
Buying Funko Pops is retarded as fuck, but not worthy of the death penalty