I have way too many to quote, but... his obvious translator French had me needing a trip to the hospital today.
Jonathan "Jessica" Yaniv said:Getting my balls waxed is more harm to the whole world
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i just peed on my pad.
does anyone have a tampon???
@WGkitty you are going to fucking die. I know who you are and I am going to come there, slit your throat and throw your body under the Golden Ears Bridge.
There was a really funny video someone made with this exchange being read out by a computer and I can't find it. Does anyone know what I'm talking about?Sexy
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"Oh God oh no I am being beaten to death for being a pedo in prison"
Wait, that hasn't happened yet
"Elmo loves to fuck!" is another instant classic.Ok I managed to find some new old stuff about him thanks to that wiki page he tried to make.
@Yellow Yam Scam found yanivs redflagdeals.com account back on page 25.
But there was an earlier account he had. And guess what he posted about....
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archive; https://archive.fo/zdxRT https://archive.fo/ZTxhW
Only other notable thing on that account is him scamming give aways by calling in and complaining a bunch.
Is there any doubt that he is autistic?
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big business man
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Can I attach a 50 MB email if I use your email services?
Can I attach a 50 MB email if I use your email services?forums.doteasy.com
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Can I attach a 50 MB email if I use your email services?
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also just lol
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Holy fuck, now she's posting Facebook audio messages of him* saying blatantly sexual shit while doing an Elmo impression. Apparently "Elmo love to fuck!"
*Not 100% sure if it's his voice or if he just sent them, but what the fuck either way.
I know which one you mean, I think it was one with the Curb theme, in the megathread.There was a really funny video someone made with this exchange being read out by a computer and I can't find it. Does anyone know what I'm talking about?
Anyway, can Miriam quotes go here too? Because my fave was in the video screenshot here when she told Rebel Media, "I know your idiotism!"
Nearly fucking killed me.
And don't forget "Can I stick my weenie in you"."I am a really big business man and I send a lot of big emails" is such a banger that I stole it for my user title.
"Elmo loves to fuck!" is another instant classic.
"Elmo loves to fuck!" is another instant classic.
*GETS FUCKING ARRESTED*Posts this, hours before RCMP warrant is served. Troon destroys himself and declares victory. I'm waiting on it but I'm guessing RCMP is gonna come back with an arrest warrant for CP in a few months.
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How about a "serendipitous calamity" then?I'm really not sure if the mere description as an instant classic does the entire Elmo situation justice. There should arguably be a new word just for this.
It's a valuable thing nobody could've possibly been looking for, but it's also a source of lasting distress and suffering because you can't ever unhear itMerriam-Webster said:serendipity: the faculty or phenomenon of finding valuable or agreeable things not sought for.
calamity: a disastrous event marked by great loss and lasting distress and suffering.
"Take your injections"View attachment 890101
"I don't need to be scared of my own house, that I'm gonna get fuckin' attacked and t-BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ"