Funniest line from an lolcow? -

Truthboi

Prince of filthy weeaboos
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Sorry to double post but


"The Pokemon poop is so 2013. It's Pokemon and dragon urine now." - JustinRPG

He said this without any trace of irony.
 

Reynard

Alpha [She]Male
True & Honest Fan
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This is a personal favorite from my first thread: “I was gently assaulted by a negro man.”
 

Syaoran Li

Honorary Zoomer
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Pretty much anything Jace or Terry said.

Also, this little tweet from a forgotten lolcow...

"I may be a hikkikomori, but at least I ain't a whiny Social Justice Warrior!"
-Todd "N9OGL" Daugherty
 

JektheDumbass

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"Could you please advise what legal process you require for this request and also confirm preservation of the data requested pending legal process."
 

Amiwulf0307

I'm Busy...
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Well, just like a computer, my brain is random. It picks up memories at random. I cannot simply access them sometimes, even though, most of the time, I can. But sometimes I can't, and they later come back to me at random. -Chris Chan.. Source: Random Access humor page on the CWCwiki

and of course... JULAYYY!
 

Hardinthepaint

Good artists copy; great artists steal.
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"Animals know exactly what they need to to decide whether to have sex with something, and that is: sex feels good." - Eevee
 
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