Funniest Personal Army Requests you have ever seen? -

[Betonova]

I have seen tons of people request people here to go after people they hate and I was wonderin how funny they get here or there to you guys, kinda like shoutin at kiwis to go after deviantart users cause they hate em. I laughed to few of them and made a thread for discussion about funny ones we have all seen here or somewhere else.

 

[Rou]

In the infamous "Hackers on Steroids" newscast, the kid shown claimed his girlfriend left him after his MySpace account was hacked by 4chan. In reality, he tried to use /b/ as a personal army against his "girlfriend" who was really a girl he was stalking and had refused his advances. /b/ went after him instead seeing how he was a more entertaining target.

 

[BILLY MAYS]

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/alexander-cayford-the-bootleg-mrenter.14772/

just this thread

 

[Pepsi-Cola]

Half of the new threads these days, tbh.

 

[AnOminous]

@Brandobaris getting banned for tarding up the place and running off to fullchan /pol/ to whine and getting bumplocked pretty much immediately because they don't give a fuck about his autism either.

 

[Rou]

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/alexander-cayford-the-bootleg-mrenter.14772/

just this thread

Oh man that was some hard blowback.

 

[Arkangel]

I remember way back in the day the user @Xalver posted a thread calling for us to come after some random furry. Afterwards his autism got him banned and he ran off to /cow/ to try and personal army request there.

 

[VJ 120]

Every single time Oliver Smith made a "NULL WAS THE *REAL* LOLCOW ALL ALONG, GUYS!!1!" thread, citing the Kiwi Farms ED article as irrefutable proof that Null is the ultimate lolcow to end all lolcows.

 

[BILLY MAYS]

I forgot another one:

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/sarevolnahtanoj.17084/

 

[Betonova]

I forgot another one:

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/sarevolnahtanoj.17084/

"GRGRGGEGGRGGRGRGEGRGEGRGEGRGEREG I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!!!!!!!! I'M SO FUCKING MAD AT YOU GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HOPE YOU ALL GET IN A BUS AND THE BUS FUCKING CRASHES BECAUSE THE DRIVER IS AUTISTIC AND YOU'RE ALL DEAD BODIES ARE RAPED AND EATEN BY PACKS OF Googles!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I immediately started dying, probably the best one so far.

 

[GREEDY FIREMAN]

Don't forget Samuel Collingwood Smith, who has tried to raise PAs against anyone who gets in the way of him being important (Kiwi Farms, Wikipedia, Evanescence fan girls, members of the British government, etc.).

 

[Rou]

"GRGRGGEGGRGGRGRGEGRGEGRGEGRGEREG I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!!!!!!!! I'M SO FUCKING MAD AT YOU GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HOPE YOU ALL GET IN A BUS AND THE BUS FUCKING CRASHES BECAUSE THE DRIVER IS AUTISTIC AND YOU'RE ALL DEAD BODIES ARE RAPED AND EATEN BY PACKS OF Googles!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I immediately started dying, probably the best one so far.

And it's hilarious how quickly he started to tardrage.

 

[MerriedxReldnahc]

I remember some great DA complaints forum drama where some guy (let's call him Hissyfit) was posting about how awful trolls are and that this one dude was harassing him and his friends, and we should all rise up and instigate justice (or something like that). Well as it turns out, all the horrible mean troll did was post this one mildly snarky comment on one of Hissyfit's MS paint drawings, and this was one of two forum posts, several call-out journals, a great deal of nasty profile comments and some shitty hate art that Hissyfit made towards this alleged cyber criminal. He had a very difficult time understanding that the was technically the bully in this situation or why the complains forum was dogpiling him, which prompted a few "I'm leaving DA forever" journals. Like, 10 minutes later a post from Hissyfit's account claimed he had left forever and this was his friend talking and totally not Hissyfit.
Oh DeviantArt.

 

[Trombonista]

Dumblr-feminist has a thread because she tried to make EDF her personal army and threatened to sue ED when they wouldn't comply.

 

[Zhoban]

In the infamous "Hackers on Steroids" newscast, the kid shown claimed his girlfriend left him after his MySpace account was hacked by 4chan. In reality, he tried to use /b/ as a personal army against his "girlfriend" who was really a girl he was stalking and had refused his advances. /b/ went after him instead seeing how he was a more entertaining target.

Very interesting! Do you have any links, so I could read up more on the subject? I haven't been able to find much of anything.

On the same note, my favorite is Ernest Peters, who tried to have /b/ go after his teacher, which backfired horrifically-- and justifiably so.

 

[Piss Clam]

I had an army once. We made it to gandamak. The last words the doctor said to me were....not your personal army.

 

[Rou]

Very interesting! Do you have any links, so I could read up more on the subject? I haven't been able to find much of anything.

On the same note, my favorite is Ernest Peters, who tried to have /b/ go after his teacher, which backfired horrifically-- and justifiably so.

It was an ED article I read years ago. It was on that kid himself.

 

[AnOminous]

Very interesting! Do you have any links, so I could read up more on the subject? I haven't been able to find much of anything.

On the same note, my favorite is Ernest Peters, who tried to have /b/ go after his teacher, which backfired horrifically-- and justifiably so.

I've seen a number of these where someone tried to, for instance, sic /b/ on their ex-gf or something and ended up backraided because of nearly inhuman stupidity. They're always funny.

 

[Zhoban]

I've seen a number of these where someone tried to, for instance, sic /b/ on their ex-gf or something and ended up backraided because of nearly inhuman stupidity. They're always funny.

What's a shame is that ED is now becoming a receptacle for private army action. There have even been pages about obscure people's ex-wives who died.

 

[Zhoban]

It was an ED article I read years ago. It was on that kid himself.

I found it! Alex Wuori!