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- Oct 5, 2016
Lol that is AWESOME! Good stories is what cements a relationship together. It's all the blackmail, you see.Sorta similar situation.
Had good Italian dinner about 25 min ago on the way back we get back gf made it very clear that she was ready for a bit of royal rumble struggle snuggle sesh. Being a shy individual she wasn’t too keen on having intercourse (I have to use the medical term as I am a fake small person doctor after all) and since we had been dating for about 5 months at the time I was chill with it.
Driving back she goes and says: “Anon I want to try and deep throat yo meat stick”
Being the degenerate couple that we are I go and say let’s go.
Get back to home start pregame warm up stuff. I clearly say “Go slow or you will lose your spinach lasagna”
She assures me that all the research she has done has prepared her for the long shlong.
I know this is going to end badly but fuck it deep throaty time.
Proceeds to attempt said act. Hits gag reflex attempt to push through said reflex. I hear the gaging I attempt to pull her back but, it’s too late now I got 25 min old still warm spinach lasagna all over my dick. To say the mood was ruined was a bit of an understatement. But we still laugh about it to this day since it was a true bonding moment both drunk sleeping in the shower to get the smell off. Good times.