Funny stories about Pregnancy scares/abortions -

[Ido]

If i was a girl, i would get pregnant as many times as possible, then have abortions after the third month of being pregnant so i would deliver a potato sized 1/3 developed dead fetus, then i would take the fetus, put it in a jar of preservative liquid and put it on a shelf in a secret room in my house, and i would do it until i had so many that the rooms walls were nothing but potato sized aborted fetuses, then i would have a kid and when they're bad i would make them sit in the fetus room.

 

[Chill Fam]

I wish I never visited this thread.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Maybe you and lolcow Raven Sparks can put your energies together to create a new Kunstkammer's "Anatomical Rarities" exhibit. Raven's already got a head start for you with some nasty tampons in jars she calls her miscarriages.

Better do more research though, if your imaginary abortions are happening at three months your jars wouldn't be very impressive, two inch fetuses don't pack the gory punch you're aiming for.

 

[tehpope]

nice meme OP

 

[RI 360]

This reminds me, I should have had my period by now....

 

[Y2K Baby]

Way ahead of you.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

I was aborted once so now I'm an expert on the subject.

 

[cuddle striker]

they don't let you take it home, dumbass. and you'll need about five months to get a potato.

everyone should have abortions though. they're like getting your teeth cleaned basically.

the only time a doctor will believe a fertile woman is not pregnant is right after a d&c.

 

[ZeeMarin]

If OP was female, no one would fuck them.

 

[Broken Pussy]

If i was a girl, i would get pregnant as many times as possible, then have abortions after the third month of being pregnant so i would deliver a potato sized 1/3 developed dead fetus, then i would take the fetus, put it in a jar of preservative liquid and put it on a shelf in a secret room in my house, and i would do it until i had so many that the rooms walls were nothing but potato sized aborted fetuses, then i would have a kid and when they're bad i would make them sit in the fetus room.

No. What you do is get that recessed shelving that's built into the walls, have your hallway lined with that, and then when people walk down the hall in your house, they have to run an aborted fetus gauntlet.

 

[DatBepisTho]

No. What you do is get that recessed shelving that's built into the walls, have your hallway lined with that, and then when people walk down the hall in your house, they have to run an aborted fetus gauntlet.

Get that shit back lit with an amber glow, too, for that vintage macabre curio look.

 

[Broken Pussy]

Get that shit back lit with an amber glow, too, for that vintage macabre curio look.

I've got a whole bunch of vintage mason jars my mom gave me, for that extra bit of country chic.

 

[Raging Capybara]

Anyone who has a abortion goes to hell.