Furcadian Tour - The Adventures of Autism

[SpessCaptain]

So a lot of Kiwi's dragged out old or dumb characters from a 2.5d MMO Social Game that is chock a block full of furries and autism.

Inspired by the Second Life tours, I went around showing some weird and wonderful places. Our incentive is to act as natural as possible and possibly find new and interesting lolcows - you can read a whole description and find everything about anyone by reading it. I first traveled with @Yaks after we both remembered played Furcadia for a while as children, I used it a couple of times to try and find new lolcow content as people are very trusting in that game, but there was a nostalgic reason too. Anyway we tried to find the worst stuff that we could find, like the Fallout Equestria Dream and the Sonic Dream, we did some "Dreamhopping" with several other Kiwis, trying to find people to talk to and only @NotMoot (blessed be him) replied to us.

Anyway here are some screenshots.

Spoiler: All the pics

meme smiles in Pokemon Dream

Me and Yaks in Fallout Equestria

MOOT.

Strip Pole in some Vampire Bar.

Because I played so long ago I had a pretty buffed out char, I used them for the majority of snooping out but I also used it for dead dreams.

Kiwi Meetup.

Not a day without inside jokes

A normal day for Liu.

In a dream called "Safe Space"

Dinosaur Dream:

Vampire Bar. (They told us not to disturb their RP)

Pokemon Dream

LE TROLL FACE

MEETING MOOT

 

[Yaks]

What a wonderful adventure we had.

More below.

Spoiler

@Valiant cheated in the pokemon bug game

Found an edgey friend.

To blend in with the natives we practiced cultural sensitivity.

 

[meatslab]

 

[Funnybone]

Spoiler: Some screenshots

Logs I found funny as fuck:

Spoiler: Kiwis EXPOSED

(02:44:52) Liu: If you knew where we were from it would be cool but we are incognito
(02:44:57) Liu: spooks
(02:45:07) You say, "We are from the planet autism"
(02:45:10) Liu: maybe when we decide to tour again we will crash your place.
(02:45:12) Moot: I'm not going to pry or beg.
(02:45:17) Moot: Do it.
(02:45:20) Blongus: KIWIFARMS KIWIFARMS KIWIFARMS KIWIFARMS KIWIFARMS GET FUCKED CUCKCUKCUKCUCKCK
(02:45:27) Liu: NO BLONGUS
(02:45:27) fugbug: lmao
(02:45:34) Liu: YOU MADE US LESS MYSTERIOUS
(02:45:35) Moot: I appreciate you right now, Blongus.

Spoiler: Slave Dream

(01:34:2 fugbug: "Get on the floo5r, slave"
(01:35:30) Liu shuffles the cards on the table with her good friend Yakso, "Are we dealing for buisness or for pleasure, my faire lady?"
(01:36:12) Yakso shifts nervously as he settles down across the table. He taps the tips of his fingers together and glances about before focusing entirely on the woman across from him. "Pleasure," he mutters sheepishly, then lowers his head," And I'm a man." His throat clears.
(01:36:24) Blongus: This floor smells of home. Of faraway Gernica. A home I will never return to as, alas, I am now a slave. A slave to a mistress of dark desires and darker desires. Woe!
(01:37:15) Liu: Sorry Yakso for giving you the wrong pronoun)
(01:37:23) Yakso: Its okay!))
(01:37:51) fugbug: "Come here and lay on the floor, Blongus" she snapped
(01:38:15) Fuonni Boine lays cooly on the chair of the table of dining. She picks up a hookah with her scaley fingers and puts it in her mouth. She inhales it's essence and exhales flames from her dragon throat
(01:38:41) fugbug: "GET OUT OF THAT CHAIR"
(01:39:21) Liu blearly looks at the chitinus creatre, clearly they are confused as the pack of cards in her hand fans out, with an audible gulp she retains her cool and picks up the missing cards. "I apologise, I have not seen your kind quite often," Liu begins to deal out her cards..
(01:39:41) Fuonni Boine scoofs, more flames escaping her mouth and nostrils, "MAKE ME." she schreeches
(01:39:54) You say, "screeches"
(01:39:54) Yakso squeaks from the sudden exclamation from the mistress. "It-it's fine," he stutters and his eyes widen in mild terror.
(01:39:55) Blongus: Woe woe woe! Forsaken by my kinsman, will I ever return to a life of freedom? I will I give in to my base desires and become a cloacalicking servant of the snake mistress?
(01:40:00) fugbug: "I'm sorry that was meant for that useless Blongus" the serpent hissed
(01:40:25) Fuonni Boine accepts the Bug of Fug
(01:40:33) You say, "accepts her apology"
(01:40:34) You say, "i mean"
(01:40:50) fugbug: Thank you for accepting my fug
(01:40:53) Yakso: W-who's Blongus?
(01:41:17) fugbug: She points to a sad golden dog laying in the corner "Him, that's Blongus"
(01:41:31) fugbug: "I picked him up in Mexico"
(01:41:5 Fuonni Boine scratches her groin with her talons, and looks lustfully at the Blongus
(01:42:25) fugbug: "You wanna have a roll in the hay with him? It'll be 20 bucks"
(01:42:29) Blongus: Ahora soy un esclavo de los deseos de disfrute serpientes, y se comercializarán como nada más que mierda de carne!
(01:42:39) Yakso: Oh.. I mean..
(01:42:40) Liu looks at Fugbug, "That far?" she deals out the cards for everyone, as always she waits last to reveal her cards, a pathetic hand indeed. No luck in any bone in her body, "I am off to a bad start" she midly says underbreath.
(01:42:51) Yakso: I'm one of interesting tastes..
(01:42:55) Yakso: He won't mind?
(01:43:10) fugbug: "Yeah go give him a poke if you want" she said to Yakso
(01:43:14) Blongus: Me me, I'm a puta boy.
(01:43:35) fugbug: "He's a dirty, disgusting puta boy. You like that Blongus?
(01:43:51) Blongus spins in place wildly in excitement.
(01:43:52) Fuonni Boine growls with anticipation, "I will pay perhaps 15 pesos to intertwine my scaley genitals with that lowly mexican slut."
(01:44:22) Yakso blushes and plucks up his cards, partially obscuring his face in bashfulness. "M-maybe after this hand. I--" He hesitates and glances toward the canine. "I'd like to suck on his toes.." he whispers beneath his breath, heaving with desire.
(01:44:35) fugbug: "15 is fine then" the pink sock looking creature said and opened her hand to recieve payment.\
(01:44:5 Blongus: Tomado en el trasero por diez mil serpientes!
(01:45:16) fugbug: "He loves gettin' it in the butt"
(01:45:32) Fuonni Boine pushes aside her loincloth, revealing her throbbing erect cock. It has four heads, each with razor like blades. She hands Fugbug the cash and walks over to claim her prize
(01:46:25) Blongus: Numero uno penos!
(01:46:26) fugbug: "Thanksssssssss"
(01:46:54) Liu just watches everything unfolds and sighs lustfully
(01:47:00) fugbug: "I hate that taco language of his"
(01:47:15) Yakso watches nervously, then glances towards Liu. "Do you come here for pleasure too?"
(01:47:20) Fuonni Boine mounts the mexican, and shoves one of her erect members into his puckered asshole. Her other cockheads slapping all over his asscheeks
(01:47:39) Blongus: Zoinks! Thats one big willy!
(01:47:43) You say, "[[ooc: her cocks move like serpents]]"
(01:48:00) Blongus takes the member with the grace of an antelope tripping down a flight of stairs.
(01:48:12) fugbug: "Who wants to smoke this dank kush with me?"
(01:48:32) Blongus: Voto Trump 2016 Construir la pared!
(01:48:37) Liu takes a moment to sip on that leaf, "Mary Jane I love you"
(01:49:06) Yakso puff puffs, but doesn't pass, he doesn't understand proper ettequite.
(01:49:16) Blongus bounces on the bepis, his golden fur glistening moistly in the dank room.
(01:49:1 fugbug: "Pass it here!"
(01:49:21) Liu: BLART
(01:49:35) Yakso: OH GOD I'M PHAISNG OUT OF EXISTANCE
(01:49:39) fugbug: Takes a big fucking rip
(01:49:42) Fuonni Boine CUMS MASSIVELY
(01:49:51) Blongus: CUMMMMMMMMMM
(01:50:11) (You enter the dream of Jyz.)

(in case you couldn't tell I'm Fuonni Boine now add me to your fuckin Pounce you fur fags)

 

[Krampus]

Holy fuck, this is beautiful.

 

[exball]

Who the fuck still plays Furcadia?

 

[Aquinas]

Kiwifarms members

 

[Tranhuviya]

Oh good lord, it's like autistic Worlds.

Well, more autistic Worlds.

EDIT: Lol there are buttons for bending over and giving handjobs.

 

[XYZpdq]

I didn't know they had online games for the Atari ST.

 

[SpessCaptain]

Attention people. In about 5 hours I will do a lateconers tour.

I suggest now you make a simple character or try and find your old ones.

Tour guides: no spam, no shitty names, troll lightly.

I'll give yous guys another anouncement later. If you have already toured feel free to start finding dreams which you think will be good.

 

[meatslab]

Do y'all know how to merge several patches for the dream editor? I'm trying to make us a little base and put dumb shit in it from different patches.

 

[Yaks]

I think I found us a place to visit fam

 

[Petronella]

Oh Jesus. :powerlevel: I bum around on Furcadia sometimes because I have old friends who hang out on there. :powerlevel: I'd be down to join in sometime

 

[Yaks]

Do y'all know how to merge several patches for the dream editor? I'm trying to make us a little base and put dumb shit in it from different patches.

I wanna see the base.

http://dreammakersguild.com/?page=patchtut
http://forums.furcadia.com/lofiversion/index.php/t50619.html
Try any of these?

 

[meatslab]

I wanna see the base.

http://dreammakersguild.com/?page=patchtut
http://forums.furcadia.com/lofiversion/index.php/t50619.html
Try any of these?

Omg thank you boo! I'm gonna try it out right now!

 

[Functional Animal]

I've got a character made sort of. Not showing the character model I actually made, but whatever. I ran around a bit, found the Furabian Nights place. I got lost quickly and couldn't make heads or tails of the hub worlds or whatever they are. So many labeled doors, but no way to see more than a few meters in any direction. I clicked on the maps thing, but it was no help. I saw a door labeled "Public Yiffing" but accidently went in a different door, and once I got back to the hub I couldn't find it again. No that it matters much likely, much of what I saw was largely deserted it seems.

The visual style make it hard to make out what you're looking at half the time, and the controls aren't exactly easy. Half the time I'm navigating by climbing over shit I didn't think was climbable. I'll do my best to be here for the next tour later.

 

[SpessCaptain]

Okay last call for people, I'm heading home and in 30-45mins Ill be home. I'll announce in chat and in this thread for the next tour.

Server fucked up.

 

[SpessCaptain]

Tour for Latecomers is on now, join whenever fags.
We are also on the Teamspeak: lolcow.chat.
If you can't go on TS then just whisper Liu in game.
"/Liu Hi" in chatbox

Its over. We checked out some niche dreams.​

 

[SpessCaptain]

Spoiler: NSFW

Spoiler: Big Images - Some NSFW

Trilly was trying to fuck us.
We also made a new friend, he was so sad.. Hazel WHHYYY.

 

[Yaks]

Meet Hazelhand, the saddest furry on Furcadia.

Hazelhand: I don't play as often as I had before, to be honest it's just become a compulsory habit to have furc open in order to relax properly...
Hazelhand sighs
Hazelhand: Unfortunately most people seem to stick with whatever dream they like most and then overpopulate it with a ton of alts from then on, so then when dreamhoppers come the hop to stay in the most populated areas. vicious cycle
Hazelhand: I do like roleplay in the way a soldier likes sparring though
Hazelhand: Well you are totally welcome to hang out here, as you can see I'm just a humble and honest scaly dude
Hazelhand: You literally caught me just as I woke up from a drunken stupor.
Yakso: Long night out?
Hazelhand: No, I'm just an alcoholic XD
fugbug: :-(
Liu: :~(
Hazelhand: well, recovering alcoholic

He was nice, bless him.