Furries With Condiment Fetishes, or "Want Some Ketchup With Your Hot Dogs?" Seriously Tho, Evil is Contained Within. -

[Laxes]

Hey, Juan. Could you kindly regard not making me the next wonder bread Guy as. Person, It's a lot for me to take, I have mental issues, autism & ADHD and personally, I'd like to stay off Kiwi farms with my art I respect some other work you do here. Like getting Cub and Zoo files life's ruined. but I personally think my particular Kink is not worth such hostility. Maybe at most ridicule but I kindly ask you keep it nowhere near my social life.

 

[Leonard Helplessness]

Hey, Juan. Could you kindly regard not making me the next wonder bread Guy as. Person, It's a lot for me to take, I have mental issues, autism & ADHD and personally, I'd like to stay off Kiwi farms with my art I respect some other work you do here. Like getting Cub and Zoo files life's ruined. but I personally think my particular Kink is not worth such hostility. Maybe at most ridicule but I kindly ask you keep it nowhere near my social life.

Welcome to the Farms. Are you referring to this post where someone talks about you having sex with a ketchup bottle?

Spoiler: Yes. Yes he does.

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This thread's favourite extremely sadistic zoophilic bisexual psycho-bird.

I present to thee!

Spoiler: The Femboy Floppa Abuse and Rape Comic

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EDIT: There's this guy who goes by the name of "laxes the corgi", who has a very, very, weird obsession with ketchup. oh, and rape.
might be farms material, but I dunno.

Spoiler: hell

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From his FA.
jesus fuck
FA: https://www.furaffinity.net/user/laxes/

 

[Laxes]

One thing I can agree with everyone in here is I fuckin hate private eagle! Like I fucking hate that dick head to death.

 

[TFT-A9]

Like moths to a flame.

Holy fuck why are they like this.

 

[Leonard Helplessness]

One thing I can agree with everyone in here is I fuckin hate private eagle! Like I fucking hate that dick head to death.

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He mentioned in passing that he's heard of a person who's sexually aroused by ketchup, so... you hate him?

 

[Laxes]

He mentioned in passing that he's heard of a person who's sexually aroused by ketchup, so... you hate him?

Nope, a lot more to do with private eagle the cuntbag being into Beastiality, zoophilia, necrophilia and probably behind closed doors Cub. Even a Furfag like me has limits

 

[TFT-A9]

Is Tiny funny coming from private eagle the cuntbag into Beastiality, zoophilia, necrophilia and probably behind closed doors Cub. Even a Furfag like me has limits.

I mean, if you want to split that hair sure his freaky shit is arguably more alarming than infantilism and ketchup but from where I stand you both look pretty damned weird

 

[Laxes]

I mean, if you want to split that hair sure his freaky shit is arguably more alarming than infantilism and ketchup but from where I stand you both look pretty damned weird

One is mostly harmless. the other is blatantly illegal.

 

[TFT-A9]

One is mostly harmless. the other is blatantly illegal.

The real act? Sure. The art? Distasteful as fuck, but I'm not sure it's illegal (yet).

 

[Leonard Helplessness]

I mean, if you want to split that hair sure his freaky shit is arguably more alarming than infantilism and ketchup but from where I stand you both look pretty damned weird

PirateEagle manages to look like a more sensible person simply by virtue of not having tried to drag a petty personal grudge onto this site.

 

[Laxes]

The real act? Sure. The art? Distasteful as fuck, but I'm not sure it's illegal (yet).

I also do have quite a lot self-awareness about this shit I post it on more normie Places like Reddit, Rule-34, E621 and spam Taggart to generally see people's reactions. As I've grown up with the 4chan degenerate lifestyle. from 14-19

 

[TFT-A9]

PirateEagle manages to look like a more sensible person simply by virtue of not having tried to drag a petty personal grudge onto this site.

That's a VERY good point, which makes me wonder what the actual hell made Laxes think this was a good idea.

It's not like this hasn't backfired horribly for a number of other furries before...

OH.

 

[Polar Zones]

Hey, Juan. Could you kindly regard not making me the next wonder bread Guy as. Person, It's a lot for me to take, I have mental issues, autism & ADHD and personally, I'd like to stay off Kiwi farms with my art I respect some other work you do here. Like getting Cub and Zoo files life's ruined. but I personally think my particular Kink is not worth such hostility. Maybe at most ridicule but I kindly ask you keep it nowhere near my social life.

"Cub files" lol

Nope, a lot more to do with private eagle the cuntbag being into Beastiality, zoophilia, necrophilia and probably behind closed doors Cub. Even a Furfag like me has limits

You sure you're not into cub?

Spoiler: Not into cub at all!

Anyway just thought these unrelated pics were interesting

Spoiler: A usual day at the grocery store

Spoiler: City under distress

Spoiler: Plushie Life (Gift)

Spoiler: Sweet Honey Mustard (ABDL)

Idk how, but furries like you pick up fetishes like they're on sale. Just from the latest images on your page, there is farting, ketchup, macro, infantalism and ABDL, plush... Even if you have no cub, gore, necrophilia, or zoophilia, you'll probably pick it up in a month or two.

 

[TFT-A9]

I also do have quite a lot self-awareness about this shit I post it on more normie Places like Reddit, Rule-34, E621 and spam Taggart to generally see people's reactions. As I've grown up with the 4chan degenerate lifestyle. from 14-19

Um pardon me are you saying you've been drawing/posting weird ketchup/infantilism art since you were 14 years old on various internet hellholes

Also, "normie places" and "E621" do not go in the same sentence and I can and will verify that with E6 staff tbh fam

 

[Laxes]

Farpoint polar. I'll see about that In a month or two but as it's standard for a really long time I'm Anti-cub so, out of all my choices in this world by 99% doubt I'm going to get into cub as I get grossed out even accidentally stumbling on it.

The top one isn't Cub it's a Plushie and my sona is a Corgi generally has body height is smaller as are most Corgis

 

[TFT-A9]

The top one isn't Cub it's a Plushie and my sona is a Corgi generally has body height is smaller as are most Corgis

...wasn't that Tacklebawks' copout too

 

[Laxes]

Sometimes it happens that my sona looks like a Cub but I've how to deal with this action in past. I full-heartedly note Laxes my sona is 18 and nothing's going to able to change that in any way, I put on all my posts what make him look like one or he's Feral. (All sonas are of legal age requirement or older I do not support Cub in any way) I let people I talk to know he's an adult and I don't want him to be associated with cub.

I'm only defensive at this matter because I don't want false allegations on Kiwi. Even so, I and my friends know they would be fabricated.

 

[TFT-A9]

Sometimes it happens that my sona looks like a Cub but I've how to deal with this action in past. I full-heartedly note Laxes my sona is 18 and nothing's going to able to get in the way of that. I put on all my posts what make him look like one or he's Feral. (All sonas are of legal age requirement or older I do not support Cub in any way) I let people I talk to know he's an adult and I don't want him to be associated with cub.

...why 18

why not 19, 20, 21, 31, 41...?

I mean I'll be honest that sounds like a really lazy dodge

 

[Laxes]

Because of the time of making him. He was 18 like me I plan to progressively change the age from 18 to 19 When I turn 20. I have some more progressive Age on my character but not full.

 

[TFT-A9]

Because of the time of making him. He was 18 like me I plan to progressively change the age from 18 to 19 When I turn 20. I have some more progressive Age on my character but not full.

yeah but why is it not... your age