Furry Art Freak Show - From ungodly eyesores to nauseating masterpieces

[Lyra Plushie]

I do not know the source.

So it came from your collection then?

 

[Naidyonov]

Alright alright. Time to bring out the big guns. I do not know the source.

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Jelly puppet animations were a mistake.

 

[Uncle Warren]

So it came from your collection then?

Date and banner checks out.

 

[Jolyne THICCujoh]

Alright alright. Time to bring out the big guns. I do not know the source.

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My day is ruined and my disappointment in the human race is immeasurable.

 

[everythingisawkward999]

Spoiler: Wurf wurf

 

[Lyra Plushie]

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yall ever read about johnofe

 

[bot_for_hire]

Everything in this thread is NSFW.

 

[FriendlyPrimarina]

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yall ever read about johnofe

Fun fact: JohnOfE is still around under a different name:

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

God I hate how places like inkbunny and allthefallen are a fucking haven for real pedos. They just get to talk about this shit so open and Greenreaper is fine with it.

I'm not sure what it is, but a lot of those people tend to miss being young and the body that comes with it. I doubt many have actually went through the horrors of sexual abuse, maybe they ended up fetishizing that weird 'self exploration' stage of their youth. I've seen so many commenters lament over how 'smooth' and hairless characters like Bart Simpson are.

Anyway!

Spoiler: NO FURRY CRINGE HERE

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Spoiler: bonus

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Moral of the story: Show,don't tell

Alright alright. Time to bring out the big guns. I do not know the source.

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Sick beats, Emphasis on the sick

 

[TrashCarousel]

Spoiler: Literal dickhead

please tell me the appeal because i don't fucking get it

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

Alright alright. Time to bring out the big guns. I do not know the source.

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LeeGoldsonsafterlife.mp4

 

[FriendlyPrimarina]

Spoiler: Literal dickhead

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please tell me the appeal because i don't fucking get it

They put a lot of thought into this.

Also, autism:

Spoiler: Daddy's Omorashi Kink

That went from creepy to full-bore degeneracy real quick. He has a Tumblr if you want even more autism.

 

[TrashCarousel]

They put a lot of thought into this.

Also, autism:

Spoiler: Daddy's Omorashi Kink

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That went from creepy to full-bore degeneracy real quick. He has a Tumblr if you want even more autism.

CAREFUL WITH ALL THAT BEVERAGE ANGEL

that he never specifies the beverage is hilarious and i don't know why

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

Fun fact: JohnOfE is still around under a different name:
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Do you have the "Beaver Soup" story from his page?
Wait...
No
I got it!
https://web.archive.org/web/20150414025950/http://johnofe.com/beaversoup/beaversoup.pdf

 

[Lyra Plushie]

Do you have the "Beaver Soup" story from his page?
Wait...
No
I got it!
https://web.archive.org/web/20150414025950/http://johnofe.com/beaversoup/beaversoup.pdf

This is kinda unrelated, but just a little bit of trivia since JohnOfE was my first and favorite lolcow

• he had people proofread this, and it still came out with a bunch of spelling errors
• he made physical copies of this
• he listed it on amazon
• he was going to leave physical copies in bookstores and libraries for people to find

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

This is kinda unrelated, but just a little bit of trivia since JohnOfE was my first and favorite lolcow

• he had people proofread this, and it still came out with a bunch of spelling errors
• he made physical copies of this
• he listed it on amazon
• he was going to leave physical copies in bookstores and libraries for people to find

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What was the full plot synopsis again?

 

[Lyra Plushie]

What was the full plot synopsis again?

johnofe stalks norbert after moving to live near him, climbs onto norbert's roof, confesses love, gets rejected, knocks norbert out and takes him home, rapes him, kills daggett (norberts brother), kills norbert, eats norbert, taxidermizes norbert's fur into a fuck plush, fucks the plush, commits suicide, wakes up and realizes it was a dream, fucks his norbert plush, goes to write a book about his dream

 

[FriendlyPrimarina]

johnofe stalks norbert after moving to live near him, climbs onto norbert's roof, confesses love, gets rejected, knocks norbert out and takes him home, rapes him, kills daggett (norberts brother), kills norbert, eats norbert, taxidermizes norbert's fur into a fuck plush, fucks the plush, commits suicide, wakes up and realizes it was a dream, fucks his norbert plush, goes to write a book about his dream

It's the little details that make that story. My favorite part is where Real!Norbert notices his plushie self and it slowly dawns on him what it was used for. There's just something so - for want of a better word - real about his reaction that elevates it above your garden variety shitty fanfic.

Say what you want about JohnOfE, he cared about that story.

 

[Lyra Plushie]

Say what you want about JohnOfE, he cared about that story.

Honest to God, you have to admire the effort he puts into his work. Like dude sculpts and paints, makes plushes, all stuff that takes a lot of skill. I don't understand why he doesn't take commissions considering he could probably get rich off of making furry fuckplushes. But he says he only does creative work because of his love for Norbert so I guess he just only wants to craft stuff he actually cares about.

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

Honest to God, you have to admire the effort he puts into his work. Like dude sculpts and paints, makes plushes, all stuff that takes a lot of skill. I don't understand why he doesn't take commissions considering he could probably get rich off of making furry fuckplushes. But he says he only does creative work because of his love for Norbert so I guess he just only wants to craft stuff he actually cares about.

He's truly a master of his very niche craft. Look how on model the sculpture is!
If it wasn't Brian the Dog shagging Norbert the Beaver,this would be the title image of a savant's Wikipedia page. But I do wonder,where is this sculpture now and when he is gone. What happens to it?