FriendlyPrimarina
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Furry Art Freak Show - From ungodly eyesores to nauseating masterpieces
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Meeting JohnofE in real life around 10 years ago and hearing him sperg openly to one of my friends about the chemical castration he sought out for his zoophilic urges was what it finally took for me to leave the fandom.
That and when, later on that night, another guy at the convention violently jumped up and down on a moth that was flying around where we were talking. Some animal lovers, right.
Fucking what?
Please. Please tell me everything.
Will not give the name of the convention. It was a long time ago, so I don't remember much.
He struck me as oddly formally dressed for someone going to a furry convention. He was wearing a work shirt and black jacket and trousers (can't remember whether a tie or not.)
He had also had an oddly formal speaking voice (many such cases with the 'tism.) He had a forced smile.
People were kind of distant and standoffish towards him. We were in a panel and he said something (about trolling, possibly?) and I remember somebody else kind of awkwardly rebuffing him by saying "well, you're the ultimate troll, JohnofE."
He didn't really interact very much with people, he worked on his art sketch book a bit. I think he might have had an actual copy of 'Beaver Soup' with him.
Somebody I knew broke off from me to engage him in conversation for about an hour, which unsettled me. I left them alone at about the point he brought up the chemical castration. I remember him being very self-deprecating in the way he spoke about himself, which clashed oddly with his smiling and the fake confidence in his voice.
It sounds like a very similar experience of someone I know who met another rather infamous fur into weird stuff. I can't recall the name off the top of my head but if I saw his FA I'd know - He has an icon for years now of an animated photo sequence of a Meeko plush from Pocahontas.
Apparently he would be at local furmeets just talking so damn openly about fucking plushies and how they were his true love and such, which turned her off going to meets ever again. He was just openly confident about himself in such topics. Apparently he'd carry this Meeko plush with him to the meets constantly and the damn thing looked horrible and stank.
I guess that's the thing about conventions. Not just furry, but anything - When you feel like you're around 'your people' you tend to have a facade of safety talking about potentionally weird topics, when in reality a lot of folk won't want to hear it. I met up once with a fur I only vaguely knew online because I travelled to another country before and when we sat down to have a drink at a bar, he immedientally went on a weird rant about how the fandom is filled with pedos and such. It turned me off and I never spoke to him again. It felt so unnatural, like he was trying to defend himself before I even said anything.
I would imagine that FoxWolfie Galen's Meeko plushie stank, given that the man has sex with it and also pisses himself on the regular.
Even Uncle Kage is on record calling him "our crazy Uncle Frank that the kids aren't allowed to talk to."
Absurdly he is also a Christian
That's HIM! I recognize the icon instantly, and the old photos like this I recall seeing. Chills. That white skunk stripe is pure yellow with piss. I'm pretty sure she mentioned him talking about scat, too.
In keeping up with the topic being about freaky art, though, here's some of his inkbunny stuff. I do love how creepy that Barney is. Do have to wonder if he's intentionally ordering art from people who draw like they're probably 10 years old.
That's a one way trip to Hell right there.
FriendlyPrimarina
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41% BEAM ACTIVATE
Better than Horn Drill.
Sadly the casualties were about 60% of the population. The other 40 suffered from mutilated genitalia.
FriendlyPrimarina
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There's an artist on IB right now who's a permanent fixture on IB's popular page, and I can't for the life of me figure out why. His art isn't terrible, but it is very basic:
Sometimes it feels like one third of the popular submissions are from this guy, and I can't figure it out. It looks like a 10y.o. drew them.
Whatever, here's some other stuff:
This one was posted as I was typing up this post:
Whatever, here's some other stuff:
This one was posted as I was typing up this post:
Pokefound always fucking confuses me because as far as I've heard, him and Pokehidden are completely different users except their art styles are the exact fucking same. One being famous for that old Equestria porn flashgame, so that might explain the popularity I guess.
IB has a rather small, tight knit community, so the same artists always pop up on the front page over and over. I can't stand Fufs work either honestly, but it seems like pretty much every user is in a lineup waiting to commission them. There's always that weird person with the Lynx incest comic whose art is pretty meh, but you can count on every new page showing up on the frontpage of IB.
Funny you mentioned Goosebumps. The spiritual successor to the show, The Haunting Hour, which was also written by R.L. Stine had an episode where a school mascot literally vores the main character and another kid alive and the ending implies they're slowly being digested as they scream for help inside the mascot's stomach. Wouldn't be surprised if that episode gave some furries a boner for mascot suit vore.
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That episode scared the ass off me as a kid.
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