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Discussion in 'Animal Control' started by OwO What's This?, Aug 4, 2017.

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  1. You know that semen can rot, correct? So all of those dolls must smell horrible.
     
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    Dr W

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  2. So like a corspe then.
     
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    #143 Power Armor, Aug 12, 2017
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  4. Am I the only person who's genuinely surprised that these don't ALL have fuckable holes in them? (The genuinely horrifying gaper on the last one notwithstanding) Because that's what they're for let's face it. How does it work, do you tailor your own or something, are bespoke cock holes a thing? Do you send the seller your measurements? I have so many questions that only @OwO What's This? can answer
     
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  5. I'd imagine it would be very painful to receive a blowjob from an animal with a beak.
     
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  6. I think the new "Surf's Up" caters too much to the furries.
     
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  7. The beak is probably the least of that bear's worries.
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  8. These are the same people who think its a good idea to put their dicks in a mouth full of sharp carnivorous teeth. Sexual Darwinism at work.
     
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  9. Science, go! That's a torn anus right there, causing incontinence, severe pain, bleeding, and will almost certainly get infected. I also believe intestinal trauma would exist too, causing more pain and stomach acid to leak into the anus and other surrounding tissue. Death would be agonizing and slow. In addition, as @nonnewtonian demonstrated, penguin mouths are unpleasant. Whatever that thing on the right is, it's having its penis shredded.
     
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    #149 Dr W, Aug 12, 2017
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  10. B I R D
    T I D D I E S
     
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    #150 Becquerel, Aug 12, 2017
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  11. Probably both tbh
     
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  12. ^ ^ ^ There are two types of people in the world.

    Also please enjoy "Princess Jasmine Turns Into a Tiger"

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  13. Now they rub noses :3333333333333
     
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  14. Some do. There's actually kind of a source of drama within the horsefucker branch of the community about the line between "accuracy" and "borderline zoophilia" when it comes to crotchtits/crotchboobs. Some people think it's better to go with the more human titties/titties up front because then it's less like you want to fuck an actual horse, while naysayers (or should I say NEIGHsayers, amirite guise?) say "it's not biologically accurate so I can't fap to it!". Which...well, that really makes you look like you want to fuck an actual horse.

    Either way it's hilariously exceptional as fuck. It's like the /mlpg/ chan drama of old when they threw bitchfits over pictures of humanoid ponies and how if they had humanoid fingers/toes instead of hooves they hated it.
     
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    Hypodermic Johnny

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  15. I do occasionally have to stop and think to allow my mind to process the fact that I live in a world of what, 6 billion people? In this world people are starving, dying of hideous and easily preventable diseases, fleeing war and suffering, living each day in fear of rape, abuse and murder because humans are generally kinda shitty. Yet in this world there is a not insignificant portion of the population who's lists of problems include but are not limited to: Moms basement is too cold. My microwave is broken and Ramen takes too long on my hotplate. Sunlight falling on my screen makes DOTA hard to play so I had to use my OWN money to put cardboard on the windows and some motherfucker keeps putting the tits on my gross horse porn in the wrong places.
     
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  16. Nature's defense against furries
     
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  17. This is less deranged furry fetish art, and more just furries and politics mixing together.

    Has anyone here ever heard of ThisCrispyKat on Deviantart?

    If not, here's an example of her artwork.

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    A good portion of her art is Care Bears mixed with Nazism.

    Here is her Deviantart by the way.
     
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  18. Hitler's ghost is pleased.
     
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  19. :cryblood:
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