Furry Convention Drama - Because you can't have a couple thousand dog fucking enthusiasts under the same roof without shit hitting the fan

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What gets me about Harvest Moon Howl Fest is that they're not that far from Cecil County, MD...which has the highest KKK activity in the state. Slight PL, have a friend who lives up that way and they tell me they've seen them meet and the compound as well. Wtg Chise! Its like you didn't even bother to do your research or reach out to the furry group for MD and ask for help with this.

O/U 5.5 lynchings will occur that weekend.
 

Urban Sombrero

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Speaking of Monkeypox, Furrydelphia has decided that in the interest of their audience of furry coomer faggots, they posted an FAQ about monkeypox to inform everyone and nudge them to yet again go get jabbed, this time for a disease that can easily be prevented by simply not being a rampant cum-guzzling degenerate.

Mark my words, it's only a matter of time before they require you show your monkeypox jab card to get in too. And don't forget your boosters!
 

Catboi

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Speaking of Monkeypox, Furrydelphia has decided that in the interest of their audience of furry coomer faggots, they posted an FAQ about monkeypox to inform everyone and nudge them to yet again go get jabbed, this time for a disease that can easily be prevented by simply not being a rampant cum-guzzling degenerate.

Mark my words, it's only a matter of time before they require you show your monkeypox jab card to get in too. And don't forget your boosters!
My monkeypox jab card is my birth certificate showing I'm biologically female
 

Urban Sombrero

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Furrydelphia's con schedule just went live, and furries are bitching about it.

Among the highlights, they have an abortion panel:
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I just can't take these double-standard jackasses seriously, lmao.
 

Mikoyan

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Any other panels they're griping about?

And no, I'm not sure it'll ever go back to people trying to have fun, even degenerate fun.
 

McSneaks

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Furrydelphia's con schedule just went live, and furries are bitching about it.

Among the highlights, they have an abortion panel:
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I just can't take these double-standard jackasses seriously, lmao.
I don't think there's possibly a more hilarious situation to imagine then a bunch of disgusting men (I use it loosely) dressed up like gay foxes sitting in a room discussing the merits of killing babies.

Imagine going to 1997 and telling someone that's happening lol
 

NaziFuzz

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sir this is a gay sex convention
You know how much faggots actually hate Women? The entire point of them being gay is because they view Women as animals that need to suffer. It's doubly true for trannies hating Women. It's something that's really not talked about all too much. Possible schizo take: fags probably are fully aware of the problems of abortion, but want to see Women suffer/get abortions so they don't have their tendencies passed onto little boys that they'd molest.
 

billydero

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What gets me about Harvest Moon Howl Fest is that they're not that far from Cecil County, MD...which has the highest KKK activity in the state. Slight PL, have a friend who lives up that way and they tell me they've seen them meet and the compound as well. Wtg Chise! Its like you didn't even bother to do your research or reach out to the furry group for MD and ask for help with this.

O/U 5.5 lynchings will occur that weekend.
I do wonder - given Chise's overexposure and outspoken nature on Twitter as Moderna's unofficial spokesperson, and her poor opsec, if things go catastrophically south at HMHF or if it comes to light she's just grifting people, would her employers at Moderna fire her ass for damage control purposes?

She's bitching again on Twitter about people having aproblem with her being a vaccine scientist who's also a furfag, and all I can say is, she's the one who'll have a problem if Moderna gets wind of her nonsense and starts checking to see if she's using company devices, Internet bandwidth, and such for convention planning.
 

Spoonomancer

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why are they worried about Abortions? It's not like 98% of furries are gay male furries or tranny MtF's who whack it to hyper boob fetish porn drawn by people who sexualize the FFXIV race known to look like literal children, the real problem is trying to get furries to not be hyper-sexual deviants. I do theorize that the reason why this panel is a thing because Discord/Telegram furries shout about how anything related to women is "awfuw paw-itics" and shouldn't be talked about.
 

JethroTullamore

Continuing the Irish tradition of alcoholism
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There will never be a non-political, 80% less degenerate furry convention ever again, will there? If this shit happened 15 years ago...
I don’t even give a shit about the degeneracy at this point, I’m just tired of seeing politics at the center of everything.

Can’t they all just put their differences aside and be degenerates together?

(Also, lol, like any of them will ever have a need for an abortion)
 

billydero

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I can't wait for next US election and the new political battle grounds will be furry conventions and have mainstream media coverage for the world to enjoy.
Speaking of...

Check out https://twitter.com/wsuares - Wendy Suarez's Twitter; she's a local Fox station news anchor who's decided to delve into FreeFurAll. TLDR - she don't like it, because it's full of Trumpers and nazis. She'll soon be a darling of the fandom and an ally, until some furfag sends her porn of his fursona banging her or something....

Anyways, her investigation includes this interesting tweet:

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Miss Kitty Mouse

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I can't wait for next US election and the new political battle grounds will be furry conventions and have mainstream media coverage for the world to enjoy.
Which candidates do you think have the furry vote? Probably whoever the Democrat candidate will be. Can you imagine Trump or DeSantis having to go on the campaign trail to try to court the furries? "I promise that if I am elected I will fund genetic engineering research with the goal of making catgirls real by 2028"-Donald Trump.:trump:
 

The Big O

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Which candidates do you think have the furry vote? Probably whoever the Democrat candidate will be. Can you imagine Trump or DeSantis having to go on the campaign trail to try to court the furries? "I promise that if I am elected I will fund genetic engineering research with the goal of making catgirls real by 2028"-Donald Trump.:trump:
Furries voting for Trump? 99% of the fandom hate the man with a white-hot fury just for the mere fact that he's Republican and a lover of God. He could promise everything you just described and it still wouldn't be enough.

Sure, there's been a few examples of furries who like the guy (Diezel and some of the FreeFurAll attendess for example,) but the rest of the fandom consider Trump-supporting furries heretics to be burned at the Twitter stake.
 

kittyfucker

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why are they worried about Abortions? It's not like 98% of furries are gay male furries [...]
Actually, yeah, I haven't even thought about how utterly stupid it is from that perspective. EASILY 75% of the congoers will be male so it won't affect them, and even higher percentage will be gay, and a lot of the women are lesbian/asexual/whathaveyou. The women who ARE sex deviants (which, to be fair, there'd still be a lot) will probably already know how to get an abortion, all the pros/cons, and may have even had one herself.

It's like if you had a panel there on how to have safe, AIDS-free monkeypox-free sex. None of them are going to give a shit, and those that do already know. Poor panelists...
 

Mikoyan

Armenian Wheeler-Dealer
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Speaking of...

Check out https://twitter.com/wsuares - Wendy Suarez's Twitter; she's a local Fox station news anchor who's decided to delve into FreeFurAll. TLDR - she don't like it, because it's full of Trumpers and nazis. She'll soon be a darling of the fandom and an ally, until some furfag sends her porn of his fursona banging her or something....

Anyways, her investigation includes this interesting tweet:

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Geeee, I wonder where she found out about that.