True that, but remember: the lockdown has created a lot of pent up sexual and social frustrations.
Furry Convention Drama - Because you can't have a couple thousand dog fucking enthusiasts under the same roof without shit hitting the fan
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This is a good article. Well done man!
I used to shitpost on Lulz.net back around 2010, and there was a furry from the PNW who lived in a shitty RV that didn't run, and he was constantly threatening to get his RV running again so he could drive to Seattle to massacre the attendants at furry convention he had a beef with. He was an open zoophile who bragged about having sex with his dogs. Does anyone else remember that guy? Could it have been Ebon Lupus?
I think that's more material for the general furry lolcow thread, since nothing actually came out of it.
Jesus fuck, I was still on all the normie websites in '10 so I've never heard of this guy.
I should really pony up the money to donate to this site so I can finally rate things DRINK
Edit: I think this thread is ready to move as-is. I'm also (probably) running up to my character limit on the 2nd post so I'll figure out later what to do with part 3, which will be documenting all the crying & shitshows about con cancellations this year.
Edit 2: Thank you, bus driver
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Thread's been moved. Made some slight tweaks to the video at the beginning*, as well as the subtitle. Rest is fine as is.
*When you directly attach a video to your post, make sure to hit "None" for the alignment.
I was wondering how the fuck to fix that, thank you
Edit: More posts I need to reference for later. Not exactly con drama but I felt it still fit here
Furry so butthurt after getting reprimanded for poodling.
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m☻th on Twitter
“So I was kicked off the NordicFuzzCon floor last night for poodling... I’m p upset about it not gonna lie. It wasn’t because I was wearing anything scandalous either, it’s cuz I was showing my arms 🙄”twitter.com
Quartz Husky @BRFF on Twitter
“NordicFuzzCon has a warm place in my heart, but: NFC poorly defines controversial policy, then slanders attendees who criticize that policy. My gf has received substantial harassment on twitter ("bitch, slut, liar", ect.) as a result of misinformation spread by staff. [Thread]”
"Almost jumped by two guards" yikes! sounds more like Nazi Fuzz-Con
Rogue = Busy with ‘other’ stuff atm on Twitter
“Wanted to tell my full story about #NFC2020. I’ve had an amazing time thanks to the amazing people and friends i’ve been hanging out with, it really made these two days into a complete con experience and I’m happy i didn’t miss a thing! I do have some things to get off my chest..”
"Let's make our own furcon where staff are paid, not treated like shit, pedos are banned, POC and LGBT+ people are respected, badges are sent by mail ahead of time, and poodling is encouraged"
NCFWANW Con on Twitter
“@StixilFox Genuinely. We’re trying to host a con for just nice cool people who want to be animals and not freaky. We intend to have free artists tables (Very weird people have to pay for those?), a bar, and music! Maybe a little humble, but we are serious about giving it a test run!😺🙌”twitter.com
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Their mission
View attachment 1162055Normal Cool Furries Who Are Not Weird
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Introduction
Normal Cool Furries Who Are Not Weird (NCFWANW) is a social club and cultural think tank. This group was originally founded under the purpose of establishing a furry convention for normal, good, and cool furries; excluding all furries who were freaks or evil.
Minimum Qualifications:
Screening Process:
- Be a furry
- Do NOT be horny
- Do NOT have an evil mind
- Be nice
In-Depth Explanation of Qualifications
- Interview with senior members to determine mental vibes
- Social media review
- Independent verification by non-furry third party
BE A FURRY - You have to be a furry and have at least 1 fursona
Do NOT be horny - This means you cannot be cum brained. If you are cum brained you are banned, no Gross minds allowed.
Do NOT have an evil mind - You must not have an evil mind. What exactly evil means is determined by our senior council.
Be nice - You have to be nice to us that’s it. If you’re ever evil or mean to us you’re out.
Screening Process Explained
NCFWANW will do intense screenings of every applicant. This screening process is made up of multiple steps and will be the ultimate test of your dedication to the cause of making furries cool and not weird.
The first step in screening will be a personal interview with one or more of our senior members, these members are experts at sensing the mental vibrations given off by people and will be able to determine your true intentions.
The second screening process is an investigation into your social media. We will go through all of your social media to see what you are posting and liking to make sure you are not horny or weird.
The final step of the screening will be an interview with a non-furry third party. This is to insure that the verification process is free from any clouded judgement.
If you fail any step of the screening you will be banned from applying to the organization for 6 months. We will give you a detailed report as to why you failed.
NOTE: There is an “M Clause” for members which allows them to be TASTEFULLY horny. You can be horny but in a non-gross and respectful way.
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Let's give everyone a free pony too
Haven't seen it mentioned yet but Confuzzled has made a statement about what they plan to do in lieu of COVID-19. The TL;DR is that they aren't cancelling the con yet but are waiting for advice from the UK Board of Health.
Personally, I feel like continuing is a bad idea. Cons in general are just a breeding ground for disease. Everyone I've ever known who's gone to any convention has complained about " Con Flu " after getting back. Adding the facts that-
A: it's a convention which brings in people from all over Europe and some parts of the US and
B: Furries are notoriously unhygienic
This is basically a ticking bio-bomb waiting to go off.
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Wait no. Maybe this is a good thing. Hopefully they won't cancel
Directors Statement Regarding Coronavirus (COVID-19) » ConFuzzled 2020
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FE is canceled.
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Furnal Equinox on Twitter
“ATTENTION: It is with great sadness that we must cancel our 2020 convention until further notice on the advice of both health officials and business partners. Our attendees’ next steps are our priority and we want to make sure you’re informed. Read more: https://t.co/fcQOumPrd2”www.twitter.com
The announcement on the site, they're offering 2021 rollovers.
Furnal Equinox 2020: Official Cancellation Of Event – Furnal Equinox
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Furnal Equinox 2020: Official Cancellation Of Event – Furnal Equinox
www.furnalequinox.com
Biggest Little Furcon has postponed their convention until Halloween weekend.
Biggest Little A.I. on Twitter
“#BLFC2020 Update Regarding COVID-19 tl;dr - Postponing to Halloween weekend. Hotel rooms, registrations, and vendor tables all transfer to the new date. Refunds available. Link to statement PDF: https://t.co/pjU6hAyoaq”twitter.com
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AC have no plans to cancel at the moment, hand sanitizer will be provided, hugging discouraged and furs from infected areas may be banned from attending.
COVID-19 Information — Anthrocon 2020: Aesop's Fables
As you are well aware, the COVID-19 virus continues to make headlines as new cases, both confirmed and presumptive, are being reported worldwide. The staff of Anthrocon place the health and safety of our attendees above all other factors, and have sought guidance from a variety of informed sources,www.anthrocon.org
Furry Weekend Atlanta has been cancelled.
Furry Weekend At-Home on Twitter
“We have an announcement to share regarding #FurryWeekend Atlanta 2020.”twitter.com
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A list of which furry conventions are postponed, cancelled or not due to the COVID-19 pandemic.
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I know Nick Retallack / Kalufurret & Growly were both constantly keeping track of con metrics. They're not the only 1s but the 1st that come to mind
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So, looking at the Plushgate drama, why couldn't she just leave it at home? It's an expensive item she paid hundreds of dollars for, so why in the world would she bring it into a area where it is almost guaranteed to get lost?
Why would you pay upwards of 6k for a colorful wearable rug?
Why would you pay upwards of 3k for a drawing?
Furries don't really care about how much something is worth.
CIA Nigger
Not a fed, just a random object on the street.
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It's the same reason anime congoers bring plushies. They do it to show off and in the case of anime cons, be in character. For example it's guaranteed someone cosplaying as a Pokemon, Digimon, or other "magical monster"/toyetic/mon anime human is going to bring plushies of the characters they were with. Every Ash Ketchum cosplayer is going to have a Pikachu plush.
In the case of furries it's to show off their plush of their fursona.
Supposedly all he did was shit on the floor, but more interesting was something I found on some furry podcast (I only found it because of ShammyTV, who used to do really good videos, but hasn't posted in fucking forever), and supposedly there's a floor dedicated to diaperfurs. It's as disgusting as it sounds.
Except said Pikachu plushies usually don't cost up to 300$.
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For the same reason that people wear jewelry, except that in this case the jewelry can be fucked and pissed in.
I know that FC and TFF happened at least. There're a lot of conventions between January and March.
Someone hasn't heard of Designer Anal Beads then lol
It's like a necklace but for your bunghole
Something worth looking into that is developing: FWA cancelling and begging people to give their registrations as "donations" and if you want a refund you will only get 15 of the 65 to 300 dollars you spent. In the case of vendors, not even offering the chance for a refund, you only can donate. And then apply again next year. So effectively they keep your money for nothing. That might have changed.
They keep ignoring questions about refunds and only post announcements about their new shitty online con. The comments on Twitter are all furries demanding refunds.
I am mobile and on a time crunch so I can't really hunt down all the tweets but it is a developing shitstorm.
They keep ignoring questions about refunds and only post announcements about their new shitty online con. The comments on Twitter are all furries demanding refunds.
I am mobile and on a time crunch so I can't really hunt down all the tweets but it is a developing shitstorm.
I smell yet another situation in which shady con staff spent a portion of the funds on hookers and blow before even having most of the event planned out, only to panic when their plans fell through and people expected their money back.
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