Furry Fandom and Drama General -

[Super Collie]

...at least the Wolfplane isn't wearing a diaper?

 

[Watcher]

...at least the Wolfplane isn't wearing a diaper?

We don't know what's underneath those pants

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

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Remember kids, don't do Furry. You will end up like this one day. Or alternatively, you will go to hell before you die.

...at least the Wolfplane isn't wearing a diaper?

I dunno, looks kinda diaper-ish to me.

 

[c-no]

...at least the Wolfplane isn't wearing a diaper?

Just because it doesn't look like Wolfplane isn't wearing a diaper doesn't mean there wasn't one before it started to beome a plane.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Why can't people use normal human shaped dildos

Because this is not a sane and just world we live in

 

[Count groudon]

Spoiler

So I found this lil' gem the other day

 

[creamyfanta]

I'm still stuck on the fact that there's a dildo of a dog penis.

...ew. Ew. EW.
And the whole thing about its "sexy knot." Fuck I hate that I now know the term for that. And that I now know the anatomy of dog junk. God help me...

Speaking of which, what kind of animal is furry jesus?

 

[Len Kagamoney]

I'm still stuck on the fact that there's a dildo of a dog penis.

...ew. Ew. EW.
And the whole thing about its "sexy knot." Fuck I hate that I now know the term for that. And that I now know the anatomy of dog junk. God help me...

Speaking of which, what kind of animal is furry jesus?

Also, almost every image of furry Jesus on a google search is him as a lion. I wonder why?
I had to take a bible study class once and we talked a lot about the symbolism between Jesus and donkeys, so why isn't he an ass?

 

[Jozef]

Spoiler

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So I found this lil' gem the other day

Damn, so much second hand embarrassment!

 

[Bugaboo]

I'm still stuck on the fact that there's a dildo of a dog penis.

...ew. Ew. EW.
And the whole thing about its "sexy knot." Fuck I hate that I now know the term for that. And that I now know the anatomy of dog junk. God help me...

Speaking of which, what kind of animal is furry jesus?

Traditionally Jesus was desribed a lion among sheep so I guess that explains him always being a lion.
I mean they do lend themselves to being noble looking with their crazy hair

 

[AnOminous]

Also, almost every image of furry Jesus on a google search is him as a lion. I wonder why?

Probably because of Aslan.

 

[c-no]

Also, almost every image of furry Jesus on a google search is him as a lion. I wonder why?
I had to take a bible study class once and we talked a lot about the symbolism between Jesus and donkeys, so why isn't he an ass?

Because donkeys aren't as cool? Hell, Jesus is also called a lamb a few times is he not? Why not portray him as a lamb? Then again, this would just give furries an excuse to turn something into a furry.

 

[BF 388]

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Surprised someone hasn't start a plane dick website for the PlaneFags (PropDicks?), with buttplugs shaped like missiles.

'The Sidewider': For when you really need to light a fire under your ass.

 

[NeverHappened]

Also, almost every image of furry Jesus on a google search is him as a lion. I wonder why?
I had to take a bible study class once and we talked a lot about the symbolism between Jesus and donkeys, so why isn't he an ass?

Because donkeys aren't as cool? Hell, Jesus is also called a lamb a few times is he not? Why not portray him as a lamb? Then again, this would just give furries an excuse to turn something into a furry.

This is sort of weird. The bible refers to Jesus as the lamb of god, but at some point it wasn't cool enough for Christians. The lion comparison has been around for a while. The loin in Narnia is suppose to symbolize Jesus. A search for "Jesus Lamb Furry," at most turns up Lion Feurry Jesus holding a lamb.

 

[c-no]

This is sort of weird. The bible refers to Jesus as the lamb of god, but at some point it wasn't cool enough for Christians. The lion comparison has been around for a while. The loin in Narnia is suppose to symbolize Jesus. A search for "Jesus Lamb Furry," at most turns up Lion Feurry Jesus holding a lamb.

Lamb thing refers to Jesus in being the ultimate sacrifice. Trying to look up the lion thing, it has to do with Revelation. Either way, this would no doubt give the furries an excuse in just trying to turn something into a furry, as mentioned earlier.

 

[José Mourinho]

my name is not important

 

[BF 388]

Lier

Lol, 2edgy3me

 

[Reddit Avenger]

 

[Techpriest]

Brian "Athus" Dyer, one of Bad Dragon's founders, was sent footage of a guy blowing a dolphin. Whether this person was Dyer's boyfriend, friend, or co-worker isn't clear. Info on the whole affair is kinda hard to come by, partly because of Dyer's death in 2011 and partly because I don't need "dolphin blowjob" in my search history.

There have also been allegations that Kamo, the current owner of Bad Dragon and the person behind their "Duke the Bad Dragon" twitter account, tried to rape someone's dog (and then raped the dog's owner). The person making these claims (Shane Alexander) is a "former" zoophile himself and so is his partner, so I'm horrified to think what Kamo did to make even a dog fucker scream "puppy rape!"

Co-founder and current CEO "Varka" has business and financial ties to Douglas Spink, a cocaine smuggler who ran what can only be described as a "bestiality ranch." Here's an article about it, warning for obvious NSFW/NSFL content.

Spoiler: Varka and Spink (Large Images, NSFW dildo talk)

Source (Link leads to NSFW site)

Source (Link leads to NSFW site)

Source

Basically Bad Dragon is run by animal fuckers, for animal fuckers, using drug and animal fucker money.

Please. This is only the... tip.

There have been a few rumors that they are not only involved with bestiality, but various other criminal enterprises (i.e. money laundering). They are extremely secretive and paranoid about people finding out where their facility is located. A number of years ago Varka tweeted a photo out of a window that showed enough of what was outside their warehouse that people were able to figure out the address. They conveniently moved after that. Employees are made to sign NDA's that seem to step over the line of what can legally be enforced, and they apparently have a lawyer that would put @Saul Goodman to shame.

Bad Dragon is actually run as a stock corporation and the CEO is a guy named "Kamo Wolf". That is his actual legal name. IIRC the shift from "fantasy" back to "blatant dog dick" happened around the same time he became CEO.

Their gross income is estimated to be well over a million, maybe two or three more... Back when they would sell at Anthrocon, they would ship pallets of toys easily valued over $100,000 (average toy price $100 x 1000 toys) to the convention and sell out. That was one convention, and at the time the wait list for toys was so long people would wait months for their perfectly rendered horsecock to arrive in the mail.

A lot of this is just rumors and hearsay but if news dropped of an IRS/FBI/DEA raid on their offices tomorrow, I would not be in the least bit surprised. There is something going on at the dragon dildo factory.

This sounds like a fucking Shadowrun plot hook, stealing this for later use.

 

[Android raptor]

I'm gonna power level, but I've been to Furry Weekend Atlanta a couple times (never bought a badge though) and I never saw any or other bullshitery like at RF. I don't know if that's because it was kept behind closed doors or because the staff don't tolerate bullshit or what (FWA is the con the infamous tumbles the stair dragon incident happened at, so I could see its staff having a lower bus tolerance as a result).

They did have dongs in the dealers room though, but they were in a seperate room you had to be carded to enter.

Also holy shit I did not know about that Bad Dragon stuff. That's some thriller movie bs, only with dog dicks.