Furry "Personal Army" Thread -

[Jahfari]

every fuckin' time someone comes here with the "haha i totally owned this SJW Lolcows!" they fall for the same old problem of letting their identity slip (Found this via an FA post that had mentioned "Jahfari from Kinmunity" fully expecting them to have a bunch of bestiality art of their character.)
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Dude i allready got leaked twice that im a therian and furry. Null temporarily banned me once because i sexually harrased him with furry shit haha I never made it a secret
Even though im a furry myself i gotta admit that most furries are autistic fuckups.

 

[Loona]

Null temporarily banned me once because i sexually harrased him with furry shit haha

Imagine being autistic enough to openly admit this.

 

[Cable]

Dude i allready got leaked twice that im a therian and furry. Null temporarily banned me once because i sexually harrased him with furry shit haha I never made it a secret
Even though im a furry myself i gotta admit that most furries are autistic fuckups.

>an """otherkin"""" calling furries autistic
you are a dogfucker, you should absolutely consider killing yourself in minecraft and real life

 

[OccamsShaveClub]

Dude i allready got leaked twice that im a therian and furry. Null temporarily banned me once because i sexually harrased him with furry shit haha I never made it a secret
Even though im a furry myself i gotta admit that most furries are autistic fuckups.

Self-awareness isn't your strong suit, is it?

 

[Jolly Copulation]

Dude i allready got leaked twice that im a therian and furry. Null temporarily banned me once because i sexually harrased him with furry shit haha I never made it a secret
Even though im a furry myself i gotta admit that most furries are autistic fuckups.

Keeping the furry tradition of being a fuckup alive and well by powerleveling? Now I wonder what cringey shit you raped dear leader's eyes with.

 

[TFT-A9]

Dude i allready got leaked twice that im a therian and furry. Null temporarily banned me once because i sexually harrased him with furry shit haha I never made it a secret
Even though im a furry myself i gotta admit that most furries are autistic fuckups.

Seriously consider livestreamed suicide

 

[Thistle]

Seriously consider livestreamed suicide

I heard it's on the rage to stream it on TOR too.

 

[A-Z0-9]

Please use a shotgun, and aim right under the chin in Minecraft. It's the only way to be sure. Oh, and use buckshot, not birdshot.

 

[TrashCarousel]

Dude i allready got leaked twice that im a therian and furry. Null temporarily banned me once because i sexually harrased him with furry shit haha I never made it a secret
Even though im a furry myself i gotta admit that most furries are autistic fuckups.

"i'm a furry"
fair enough
"i'm a therian"
why would you ever admit that, dude

 

[Jahfari]

Hmmmm so much salt !!! I love my morning coffee mixed with some salty tears, SO DELICOUS *notices your bulge* UwU

 

[Cable]

Hmmmm so much salt !!! I love my morning coffee mixed with some salty tears, SO DELICOUS *notices your bulge* UwU

Why haven't you offed yourself yet

 

[Professional Lurker]

Hmmmm so much salt !!! I love my morning coffee mixed with some salty tears, SO DELICOUS *notices your bulge* UwU

You're trying too hard at this point.

 

[A-Z0-9]

...What the hell dude.

 

[SpaceJesus]

Good evening dear Degenerates, general question: Imagine, (or maybe you even had similar experiences before), you work in an International company with their own little Internal social network, where co-workers can create their own groups, and you see a Furry group, what's your reaction?

It first started in the "General group", where every co-worker worldwide is member by default, and someone, just for "Fun", posted a Picture of himself in his Furry suit, with the company' s "Uniform", worn over it. He just openly admited being a Furry, by showing himself to everyone worldwide.

And it doesn't stop there. No, other users in the comments were very excited and admited, being Furries themselves.

That's how Furries met on our company's social platform and created their own Furry group.

At the moment the member count of this group is tiny (5), but I'll keep an Eye on it. We'll see, if something funny and/or horrific happens with that Group.

 

[A-Z0-9]

Wait Jesus you work for a company?
What the hell happened to heaven and the Galaxy Father?

 

[Uncle Warren]

Hmmmm so much salt !!! I love my morning coffee mixed with some salty tears, SO DELICOUS *notices your bulge* UwU

Is this you?

 

[Vault]

Good evening dear Degenerates, general question: Imagine, (or maybe you even had similar experiences before), you work in an International company with their own little Internal social network, where co-workers can create their own groups, and you see a Furry group, what's your reaction?

It first started in the "General group", where every co-worker worldwide is member by default, and someone, just for "Fun", posted a Picture of himself in his Furry suit, with the company' s "Uniform", worn over it. He just openly admited being a Furry, by showing himself to everyone worldwide.

And it doesn't stop there. No, other users in the comments were very excited and admited, being Furries themselves.

That's how Furries met on our company's social platform and created their own Furry group.

At the moment the member count of this group is tiny (5), but I'll keep an Eye on it. We'll see, if something funny and/or horrific happens with that Group.

It's oddly common, especially if you work in military or tech stuff. I definitely know a few lowkey furs who work with big companies like Epic and have gotten awards for some pretty insane scientific articles they published.

From my experience the ones who can keep it down and just do their work tend to be pretty successful. As long as it doesn't come out too much and become distracting in the work environment they should be alright. And no fucking dating inside the job because holy shit that never works out, furry or not

The ones I know who managed to land a spot in those companies keep it under wraps insanely well because they're aware it's not really something most folk understand, and it of course risks you being taken less seriously in your placement.

 

[grognard711]

I started on one end of the hole and ended up here. Thank you to AConcernedThirdParty2020, we're in for a wild ride of pure insanity.

I was linked to a document. It regards a degenerate that calls himself Paimon Prowler.

The callout:
https://nyeog.me/stories/beware-paimon-prowler-auratwilight (archive: https://archive.md/EBD6b )

AuraTwilight happens to be the administrator of a hobby discord I am into. The hobby? Old Dungeons & Dragons. Not kidding, pretending to be an elf is serious business. Short story: Last year after some mod drama (what do you expect if you put trans people in charge) the ownership changed from some other dude to AuraTwilight.

Now, I do believe that AuraTwilight is an insane, deluded, mentally ill individual but that's to be expected of a furry. They're still kinda funny. I'll post the biggest "cause" of my search at the start and excerpts under a spoiler but first all the accounts (these are publicly available with a few google searches). I was unable to find a name besides "Hoerwick"

Spoiler: AuraTwilight or Paimon Prowler or Paimon Hoerwick

Location: Roscoe, Illnois (source from soundcloud & steam)
Age: 30, born 15.2.1990
Blogspot: http://paimonssilvercity.blogspot.com/

Steam: (Private) https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198068822285
Twitter: (Private) https://twitter.com/auratwilight
Sockpuppet: https://twitter.com/JimmyVulpes
Proof: https://twitter.com/nyeogmi/status/1346325560209809410
Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/auratwilight/tracks
Roll20: (RPG site): https://app.roll20.net/users/48517/auratwilight
SufficientVelocity: (somefanfiction shit idk) https://forums.sufficientvelocity.com/members/auratwilight.4043/
weasly: (nothing on there) https://www.weasyl.com/~auratwilight
FurAffinity: https://www.furaffinity.net/user/auratwilight/
Telegram: https://t.me/auratwilight
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCHPuIory_v9SKr_cEeiPKSg
Discord: AuraTwilight#1984

Paimon sees himself as published author, musician, JPOP Idol, japanese (without ever speaking it), messiah, chosen one but not deluded for some reason.
Big, BIG collection of excerpts from a Discord dedicated to old as fuck elfgames. Anyone but him is irrelevant so I didn't censor out names or icons.

Spoiler: Discord screens

This one made me start the journey:

"major ethical problems with Veganism" lol

This confirmed it for me that Aura is fucking insane. This is a lie. It takes one twitter search to find the artist you degenerate comissioned.

Spoiler: NOTHING COMES UP IF YOU LOOK FOR THE CHARACTER
also, 2005? 16 Years ago? You'd have been 14 you know

He sure likes to think it's all fanart (it's comissioned)

What aren't you sweaty?

Homestuck? I got a bingo

Speaking about gathering for a "Greaser Sex Cult Commune".

And here we are.

Spoiler: Reactions to AuraTwilight from Twitter, less lulzy

The chatlog isn't super interesting.

Spoiler: Some other shit

Some furry streamer went over it, I didn't watch

Twitch

Twitch is the world's leading video platform and community for gamers.

www.twitch.tv

Twitch

Twitch is the world's leading video platform and community for gamers.

www.twitch.tv

Aura also thinks he can sing. I can't add ogg files so a link to pomf.cat

https://a.pomf.cat/qhuiaf.ogg

He comissioned a battle theme for his fursona too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qfIy5rIuDw

A reply by the guy who did the original callout.
https://nyeog.me/stories/beware-paimon-prowler-response

Hopefully this could show you how insane this individual is. I doubt their statemant of being a teacher and play it up to their delusions.

 

[Jahfari]

Yes senpai OwO Does it make you horny ? Lets change to private chat uwu

 

[Cable]

Yes senpai OwO Does it make you horny ? Lets change to private chat uwu

off yourself dog-rapist