Futbol thread. -

[Anchors-Away]

Portugal and Spain potentially not qualifying due to the meme nonsense in other groups (Denmark going out) is grand.

 

[Monkey Shoulder]

Wouldn't mind Spain crashing out, but I kinda like Portugal.

 

[Shining Wit]

Scotland won 0-0. I figured something like this would happen.

It felt like INGERLUND weren't trying. We know they can play better because they did against Croatia.

The Croatia game honestly wasnt much better. England only won from the one real chance they got, and Sterling still nearly cocked it up

Guarantee the Czech game will end in another draw

 

[Stoneheart]

Guarantee the Czech game will end in another draw

I wouldnt be so sure about that. they could lose the game.

 

[Yuuichirou Kumada]

This just in: Three Chile players were caught red-handed soliciting for hookers in their lodgings when it was terminally forbidden to receive visits from anyone.

Reportedly, one such hooker was a tranny, because it's in Brazil.

Scandals are back on the menu, giles culiaos.

 

[Stoneheart]

Cross beat half moon like a drum yesterday...

 

[Rebel Wilson]

T*rkroaches were the biggest humiliation of the tournament. Got their assess kicked every match.

 

[Anchors-Away]

Switzerland achieve automatic qualification today, due to Ukraine's defeat and overall points total. Many here will likely be hoping that Finland and Russia tie there respect games they are in too, as that group will also snag an automatic extra spot.

 

[Monkey Shoulder]

T*rkroaches were the biggest humiliation of the tournament. Got their assess kicked every match.

could not for the life of me figure out why they were everyones "dark horses".
Yilmaz is alright, and Chalhanougulogulo is decent at freekicks, but that's it.

 

[Ginger Piglet]

INGERLUND wins against Czech Republic, 1-0. Would have been 2-0 but Jordan Henderson was offside. Still, shows they can actually put effort in when they want to.

Next up is either France, Germany, or Portugal. I'm hoping for Germany because it's not coming home properly unless we beat the Germans. And if we don't, well, I just scored some intravenous copium from my guy.

 

[Rebel Wilson]

Another invisible Harry Kane display. Must be a day that ends in Y.

I'm also hoping for Germany, which would have sounded like insanity 12 months ago.

 

[Anchors-Away]

Next up is either France, Germany, or Portugal. I'm hoping for Germany because it's not coming home properly unless we beat the Germans. And if we don't, well, I just scored some intravenous copium from my guy.

Meme magic can also give England vs Hungary. Yeah, considering Croatia and Denmark came back from death, it ain't coming back

 

[Shining Wit]

Another invisible Harry Kane display. Must be a day that ends in Y.

I'm also hoping for Germany, which would have sounded like insanity 12 months ago.

Tbf Germany haven't been a dreaded team for a couple of years now, considering they crumbled in WC 2018 groups and did awfully in Nations League.

Unfortunately I can't see Kane being dropped despite being awful. England also need to stop defending after going 1-0 up, it's dire.

 

[shameful existence]

>
lucky bastards
unlike whoever put money on krauts for 1.15 pre-match

 

[Twitter Hate Mob]

I quite enjoy how misguided this whole "Germany is playing for EL GEE BEE TEES" thing is, considering that Can and Gundogan (at a minimum) would both happily throw them off of rooftops.

Hungary winning this would be karma for the dipshit flaggot interrupting their national anthem at the start.

 

[Yuuichirou Kumada]

And of course, certain players are also crying because UEFA won't paint the Allianz Arena with the faggot rainbow.

I'm getting more and more homophobic because of shit like this. Can't you just settle down and enjoy the match?

 

[Stoneheart]

Was eine AFFENSCHEIßE WAR DAS denn?

 

['Tis Dolan]

feel bad for Hungary. If they were in Group D or E they would have fared better

 

[Ginger Piglet]

INGERLUND playing Germany on Tuesday evening.

Apparently INGERLUND are favourites. Though I think this might be because Germany have been playing not all that well this competition, having got through more by luck than judgement, and they also crashed out in the group stage of the World Cup in 2018 despite being defending champions, rather than because INGERLUND have been playing particularly well.

If we win this, IT'S COMING HOME regardless of anything else. Even if we then crash out in the quarters to a meme side. It won't matter. It will be coming home.

Now if you'll excuse me, I need to get the IV stand set up for my copium bags.

 

[Anchors-Away]

England or Germany should comfortably win the bracket they are within. Spain and Croatia is going to be an especially depressing game. Tho' it would have been more amusing had it been Scotland in that position.