Futbol thread. -

[Pine Tar]

Sporting KC is hosting the MLS Final. Pretty much imagine Arrowhead packed with hipsters for the atmosphere.

 

[cypocraphy]

The World Cup 2014 groups were picked today:

Group A

Brazil
Croatia
Mexico
Cameroon

Group B

Spain
Netherlands
Chile
Australia

Group C

Colombia
Greece
Ivory Coast
Japan

Group D

Uruguay
Costa Rica
England
Italy

Group E

Switzerland
Ecuador
France
Honduras

Group F

Argentina
Bosnia and Herzegovina
Iran
Nigeria

Group G

Germany
Portugal
Ghana
United States

Group H

Belgium
Algeria
Russia
South Korea

The United States will really need the power of Hulkamania to get out of such a tough group, man!

 

[TastyWoodenBadge]

Well Australia are in for quite a challenge facing cup holders Spain and the tournaments runners-up the Netherlands.

England's group looks fairly easy but that's what they said about 2010

 

[Oglooger]

The World Cup 2014 groups were picked today:

Group A


Mexico

FUCK YEAH WE'RE IN

 

[José Mourinho]

 

[José Mourinho]

Goodbye, David Moyes. The Chosen One's reign at the Theatre of Dreams is over.

 

[exball]

I don't know about you commies but here in America we call it soccer.

 

[c-no]

I don't know about you commies but here in America we call it soccer.

And in some parts of the world, people hate it when you call it soccer. (It is just a name, seriously is there any reason to get huffed up on the name of a sport? It kinda sounds like sperging to me.)

 

[exball]

And in some parts of the world, people hate it when you call it soccer. (It is just a name, seriously is there any reason to get huffed up on the name of a sport? It kinda sounds like sperging to me.)

I'm obviously kidding. I don't think anyone who calls it football is a communist.

 

[c-no]

I'm obviously kidding. I don't think anyone who calls it football is a communist.

Same here but I did hear some people hate the name soccer. Apparently, it has to do with Americans or something.

 

[Pikonic]

Same here but I did hear some people hate the name soccer. Apparently, it has to do with Americans or something.

Because when we hear football we think of quarterbacks, linebackers, and field goals; not midfielders and goalkeepers.
Personally I don't care if people call it (North) American football, gridiron, or handegg.

 

[CatParty]

Because when we hear football we think of quarterbacks, linebackers, and field goals; not midfielders and goalkeepers.
Personally I don't care if people call it American football or handegg.

doesn't matter what it's called, it's better.

 

[Dr. Mario]

I don't know about you commies but here in America we call it soccer.

 

[c-no]

Because when we hear football we think of quarterbacks, linebackers, and field goals; not midfielders and goalkeepers.
Personally I don't care if people call it (North) American football, gridiron, or handegg.

Same here because to be honest, I'm not a fan of either American football or Association football.

 

[BT 075]

Football is the one where eleven gay guys in shorts kick a leather ball around. American football is a sport where gay guys in tight pants with helmets lie on top of each other. For some reason beyond me, people go apeshit over it.

People sure are strange creatures.

 

[Pikonic]

doesn't matter what it's called, it's better.

Me and Sir Pikonic got into this weird what if one time about Gordon Ramsay meeting Peyton Manning and not realizing they don't play the same sport right away.
"Ah, football! What are you? Midfield? Striker?"
"Uhhhhhhh, quarterback"
"Quarterback? Oh, you play handegg!"
"What's a handegg?"
"Fuck it, I'm just here to sample one of your pizzas Chef Manning"
Then we'd wonder who could beat up who.

 

[Stuff and Things]

My father made me play football (the one in which you actually use the feet) since i was a little kid... i hate that shit, i hate it and i don't get why people can obsess over it, wasting money on tickets, making fights on the middle of a game, what the fuck? is just a fucking game in which two teams of sweaty brutes chase a fucking ball back and forth for 90 minutes.

 

[Dr. Mario]

My father made me play football (the one in which you actually use the feet) since i was a little kid... i hate that shit, i hate it and i don't get why people can obsess over it, wasting money on tickets, making fights on the middle of a game, what the fuck? is just a fucking game in which two teams of sweaty brutes chase a fucking ball back and forth for 90 minutes.

Me too man, since I live in the "Soccer Country" everything around here is about soccer. I can't get it.

 

[Pikonic]

Me too man, since I live in the "Soccer Country" everything around here is about soccer. I can't get it.

Isn't every country other than the US "soccer country"?

 

[Dr. Mario]

Isn't every country other than the US "soccer country"?

Soccer or Football. Here in Brazil we call it Futebol.