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Yuuichirou Kumada

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Can't have been a good few months for Evertonians
Not only do Liverpool manage to come back and secure Champions League, you can't even get europa conference.
Then your manager bails on you, then Pickford shows that he's a good keeper, he just keeps the shit displays for club only.
Then one of your major players gets outed as a nonce and you sign Andros Townsend

Dark times for them indeed
Also, Goodison Park is set to be demolished and replaced with a fancy-schmancy new arena literally built over a pier. I heard fans are livid over that.

Anyways, South American footy is a gift that keeps on giving. Yesterday for the Libertadores round of 16, Boca Juniors appeared to have been robbed of a certain victory against Atlético Mineiro. The match went to penalties, where they lost. They reacted like typical sore losers afterward.

 

Tom Nook's Gloryhole

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Also, Goodison Park is set to be demolished and replaced with a fancy-schmancy new arena literally built over a pier.
Hmm, I see absolutely nothing going wrong with that. Absolutely nothing whatsoever. It's not like the fortifications could slowly rot over time with the weight and pressure of fans above it, leading to it sinking into the sea.
 

CWCissey

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Can't have been a good few months for Evertonians
Not only do Liverpool manage to come back and secure Champions League, you can't even get europa conference.
Then your manager bails on you, then Pickford shows that he's a good keeper, he just keeps the shit displays for club only.
Then one of your major players gets outed as a nonce and you sign Andros Townsend

Dark times for them indeed
And to top it off, your new stadium just lost Liverpool it's World Heritage Status.
 

Rebel Wilson

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Happened last go for them too. For whatever reason the Swedish Olympic team has the US women’s team’s number and can pick them apart.
For a long time it was because Lotta Schelin could dismantle Hope Solo going back to when they were on the same club team. Now it just seems to be stuck in their brains.
 

OJ Simpson

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mindlessobserver

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Are the Swedes good? Or did they sneak some high school boys onto their team?
The American team decided to engage in a racial struggle session prior to the game. Not surprising they lost, since they deliberately humiliated themselves on live TV. Association football is as much a mind game as it is a game of skill. If your brain is already defeated your body will follow. You just won't have the endurance.
 

Techpriest

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Also have to note the US women’s team is still in the competition. This is the Groups stage so they just have to win out to advance or Sweden to lose twice.

Are the Swedes good? Or did they sneak some high school boys onto their team?
Sweden got silver in 2016 after knocking out the US women’s team from medal contention. They’re good. This is far less embarrassing than 7-1 or the US men’s team collapsing to Trinidad and Tobago in 2018. Hell, the men’s team this year was knocked out of Olympic contention by Honduras in another embarrassment. 2 - 0, and Honduras only got out of its groups in the qualifiers because of some really silly qualification rules and barely beating Canada by goal differential.

Simply put, it’s groups right now. Strange things happen in the groups stage sometimes.
 

mindlessobserver

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Inspiring: US Women's Soccer Team To Boycott Scoring Goals Until Racism Is Defeated

TOKYO—People were stunned after the U.S. women's soccer team lost to Sweden in the Olympics this week by a score of 3-0—until the team revealed they are boycotting scoring any goals until racism is defeated.

"Yeah, we didn't score any goals against Sweden last night, but that was totally on purpose," said star player and beloved activist Megan Rapinoe. "This isn't the time to score goals—when America is still racist. We totally could have beaten Sweden but we decided as a team that no goals will be scored until complete equality has been achieved in America. Also, we demand a hefty raise."

Onlookers were stunned during the second half of the game when Rapinoe dribbled the ball all the way to Sweden's unprotected goal and whispered "This is for you, people of color," before kicking the ball straight into the air and running headfirst into the goalpost.

"This may be one of the most powerful performances in the history of sports," said Teen Vogue's sportswriter who has never watched sports.

The U.S. Women's team is demanding to remain in the Olympic tournament and promises to continue its streak of zero goals. Inspiring!
 

murdered meat bag

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Also have to note the US women’s team is still in the competition. This is the Groups stage so they just have to win out to advance or Sweden to lose twice.


Sweden got silver in 2016 after knocking out the US women’s team from medal contention. They’re good. This is far less embarrassing than 7-1 or the US men’s team collapsing to Trinidad and Tobago in 2018. Hell, the men’s team this year was knocked out of Olympic contention by Honduras in another embarrassment. 2 - 0, and Honduras only got out of its groups in the qualifiers because of some really silly qualification rules and barely beating Canada by goal differential.

Simply put, it’s groups right now. Strange things happen in the groups stage sometimes.
they play the kiwis saturday, heres to the kiwi team. the women were blaming their age already.
 

mindlessobserver

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The Babylon Bee is really savaging the US Women's team.


To Improve Olympic Chances, US Women's Soccer Team Replaced By 15-Year-Old Boys Team In Wigs

TOKYO—After the U.S. women's team's embarrassing loss to Sweden in this year's Olympics, America is hoping to come back and regain the gold in the tournament by replacing all the women with a high-school boys team.

"We will have all the boys wear brightly colored wigs, which is the only thing needed to qualify them as women under the current rules," said head coach Vlatko Andonovski. "These 15-year-old boys completely smoked the U.S. women's team a few years ago, so we're confident they'll destroy the competition."

The boys have said they will prepare this evening by eating some pizza rolls and playing Playstation all night. In the morning they will be issued their wigs and head off to utterly dominate every game for the rest of the tournament.

Unfortunately, their plans may have hit a snag, as the New Zealand team is entirely made up of fully grown trans women bodybuilders.
 

Stoneheart

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It's not like the fortifications could slowly rot over time with the weight and pressure of fans above it, leading to it sinking into the sea.
Frankfurt with their Jumping will sink that stadium to the ground of the sea...

This is far less embarrassing than 7-1 or the US men’s team collapsing to Trinidad and Tobago in 2018. Hell, the men’s team this year was knocked out of Olympic contention by Honduras in another embarrassment. 2 - 0, and Honduras only got out of its groups in the qualifiers because of some really silly qualification rules and barely beating Canada by goal differential.
There is mens football at Olympia? but the lower leagues already started and the National teams just finished playing their competitions. what kind of BS is this?
 

Tom Nook's Gloryhole

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God, fuck that insufferable dyke.
 

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