Kiwi Farms

I'm not referring to Eggball being played by the Americans. So I apologize Hulkster, but I'm going to talk about futbol here, the real football.

So here are the latest news for this week:

Patrick Neymar signed a 5 year deal for Barca.
David Moyes taps Guillermo Valara from the Uruguayan Div 1 league and signed him for a 1 year $1m contract for Manchester United.
Pellegrini coaching Manchester "Shitty".
Manchester Shitty eyes on signing Fernandhino.