So I've been sitting on this guy for a few months because I didn't know where I could talk about him, but this seems like a good website to do it.
http://thestarwalkers.com
G. K. Holland is the creator of Star Walkers, a supposed multimedia project with barely any content to show for it. The story is a clusterfuck of biblical passages, time travel, and Jedi knockoffs called "Ken Ju Kai". Holland apparently has plans for a comic, video games, a stage play, and a movie, but all he's shat out is a self published book and a "radio show" dramatic reading of it.
https://www.soundcloud.com/starwalkerradio/star-walker-radio-episode-1
An interesting fact about Mr. Holland is that he seems to believe that the shit he writes about is all real, and that he is a Ken Ju Kai himself.
http://www.thestarwalkers.com/pages/kenjukai/spirit/spiritofthekenjukai2.html
"The background photo on this page (taken during actual Ken Ju Kai training) depicts a well worn path used by the Ken Ju Kai during one of their many training exercises known as the Ken Ju Kai Run."
http://thestarwalkers.com/SWEventsPage.htm
"Writer/Creator G. K. Holland has been quoted as saying: “I can show you a fifteen page document where I have this entire out lay of various things we have done and will be doing to promote Star Walker, but nowhere on that long list of things is there anything about “radio episodes”. In other words, the way these episodes began, the way they have grown into their own incarnation is just meant to be, all God driven. Believe me when I tell you that there are bigger forces at work here in regards to this Star Walker project.”
He somehow found a cast and crew for all of this, including Eric Walker, the actor who played the boy in the Star Wars Ewok films.
I seem to remember finding pages from the comic somewhere, if I can dig the up I'll post them here too.
