G4 Returning in 2021 -

[horrorfan89]

Does this at least mean code monkeys will come back?

 

[Snowflake Buster]

Oh . Here's one of the hosts of G4TV, Gina Darling, being a bitch to gamers and calling them incels just like Adam Sessler. Way to be woke, G4TV....

 

[Goyaanisqatsi]

Oh . Here's one of the hosts of G4TV, Gina Darling, being a bitch to gamers and calling them incels just like Adam Sessler. Way to be woke, G4TV....
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while the video is pretty cringe, what's more pathetic is all of the replies just sniffing around for pussy crumbs

 

[Snowflake Buster]

while the video is pretty cringe, what's more pathetic is all of the replies just sniffing around for pussy crumbs

The smell of soy and cuckoldry from the beta simps.

 

[PorkeyDuck]

Oh . Here's one of the hosts of G4TV, Gina Darling, being a bitch to gamers and calling them incels just like Adam Sessler. Way to be woke, G4TV....
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Heres the archive

https://archive.md/UYnFW

Will look forward to seeing the G4TV trainwreck

 

[Anchors-Away]

So much money do you think Comcast is going to sink into this before noticing it's a failed effort?

 

[Rotollo 2]

The absolute state of NU G4 to where they are getting a coke head to beat the "3D SONIC BAD" horse that has been made into glue by now, very revolutionary Kahntent

 

[José Mourinho]

The absolute state of NU G4 to where they are getting a coke head to beat the "3D SONIC BAD" horse that has been made into glue by now, very revolutionary Kahntent
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I'll save your time from watching this boring generic trash and summarize this video:

1. Sonic OC joke and fetish joke for the nth time in 2021.
2. 2D Mario is platforming, 2D Sonic's approach is speed and the video even says "it's not comedic hyperbole".
4. 3D Mario good, 3D Sonic bad. Adam Sessler hated Sonic Adventure on the Dreamcast and tells people to remove their nostalgia glasses. He says the game takes "gotta go fast" too literally, claimed that Sonic Adventure was the start of "Sonic and his Mediocre Friends". Oh yeah there's a "Big the Cat" joke there.
5. Talks about Sonic Adventure 2, and then talks about how he doesn't think Sonic's speed translated well from 2D to 3D. "There's just too much going on in any given place to know what to pay attention to. And when you hit something and lost your rings and momentum, it really did make the games seem like they came to a screeching halt, as opposed to the 2D games, where if you take damage, you just take it on the chin and keep going."
6. 3D Sonic bad, other platforming 3D games from Sony PS2 good. "Sonic Heroes was the first Sonic game to arrive on all three major platforms at the time, which was heralded as a selling point." Main complaint is the bad clipping in the game but then added a shitty joke about anger issues.
7. Shadow the Hedgehog joke. Gun joke. This part actually lasted for few seconds and just rambled on about the guns in the game and nothing else.
8. Sonic 06 joke. Glitch joke. At least there's no joke about the long loading screens.
9. Sonic becomes a werewolf/Sonic has a sword joke. "Sonic, but he's Mario Kart", "Sonic, but he's friends with Mario now". Wait, why is this in a game about 3D Sonic? Talks about making your own OC in Sonic Forces, but mentions "that makes the game worse".
10. Same boring statement about how Sonic should go back to 2D. "If the entitled fanboys can use their human potential to bully the producers of the Sonic the Hedgehog movie into making the titular character NOT look like a radioactive abomination, then... I think they can take some constructive criticism."

Only good things in the video are the video editing, video being short enough to catch my interest and actually providing subtitles. Rest is pure beating the horse garbage and this shitty mindset got us to how Sonic what it is today: le funny Twitter account posting le funny epic maymays and praising Sonic fangames/fanworks to convince consoomers to consume more of Sonic's soulless effortless low quality mobile shit and even lower quality "playing it safe" games ("Hey, at least it's not 06!") to convince them "Sonic is back".

 

[Dom Cruise]

It's ironic that they've made Adam the public face of G4 considering they originally unceremoniously fired him.

 

[Poop A Loop]

I love how you'd think all these e-celebs would be participating to bring back "real gamer G4 content" and it instead turns out Adam is so desperate for relevance that he's debasing himself to making stock-standard reactionface videos about topics everyone's beaten to death.

C'mon Adam, even Matt McMuscles has already covered this shit and that guy is the very definition of late to the party wikipedia vomit.

 

[Miller]

It's ironic that they've made Adam the public face of G4 considering they originally unceremoniously fired him.

It's going to end like Rev3, isn't it?