Gabe Voice Clips -

[Judge Willow Giovanna]

I've been meaning to post these for a while but now Gaben Pedofork Navarro has given me reason to actually post them! Thanks Gaben! See what whining gets you?

DUDE NOT COOL
http://vocaroo.com/i/s047qdtnjv8o

TURN OFF THE VIDEO WHO IS THIS
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1D0W4RkiY1P

A "BRILLIANT" AUTISTIC BOY'S RAGE aka TALK TO ME/STOP KILLING ME!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Werf3qhSxN

 

[Moleman9000]

I've been meaning to post these for a while but now Gaben Pedofork Navarro has given me reason to actually post them! Thanks Gaben! See what whining gets you?

DUDE NOT COOL
http://vocaroo.com/i/s047qdtnjv8o

TURN OFF THE VIDEO WHO IS THIS
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1D0W4RkiY1P

A "BRILLIANT" AUTISTIC BOY'S RAGE aka TALK TO ME/STOP KILLING ME!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Werf3qhSxN

Explain how you would have these recordings if you did not illegally call me and record the results.

 

[BT 075]

Explain how you would have these recordings if you did not illegally call me and record the results.

Nothing illegal about calling someone and sharing the hilarity of their responses with the world. Do you know you have an incredibly whiny voice, Gaben? It's grating. Goes straight through the spine like an Aids-riddled knife.

Ever since I heard these recordings I hear everything you write in that voice. It makes it all so much better. Why do you even respond to those calls in the first place? What are you trying to achieve?

 

[José Mourinho]

Explain how you would have these recordings if you did not illegally call me and record the results.

I'm afraid that these are all public calls, Moleman. And these aren't illegal, these are just some typical phone calls.

Perhaps you should elaborate why they're illegal and cite the US laws that prove your points.

 

[Judge Willow Giovanna]

Explain how you would have these recordings if you did not illegally call me and record the results.

That wasn't me who called you but a colleague of mine. It's not illegal to call you because you specifically said for us to call you and you even called my friend back after you hung up on them.

 

[Enig]

Explain how you would have these recordings if you did not illegally call me and record the results.

Colleague calls asking for what music to use from my libraries, I provide audio, he provides recordings, topkek for all.

 

[Andrew Noel Schaefer]

I gotta say, Moleman really sounds like Chris.

Anyone see the resemblance?

also any sane man would either hang up or giggle at being spamcalled with ITS OKAY TO BE GAY.

 

[RetardBus]

Wow, even when Gabe's talking he still sounds like a fucking machine. So much lisp, and so little emotion.

"DUDE NOT COOL"

"WHO IS THIS"

"TURN THAT OFF"

"STOP THE VIDEO"

It's really funny how Moleman constantly gives all of these robotic commands and expects people to follow them, as if everyone is some sort of computer program that just mindlessly takes orders with no questions asked.

I also love how as he's getting angrier, all he does is raise the volume of his voice, but he keeps the same exact tone. (Or lack of a tone rather.) It's like what would happen if Microsoft Sam somehow became semi-sentient and was way too easy to get to.

 

[BatNapalm]

So um, exactly what video was being played to him when these were recorded?

 

[The Dude]

Is it just me or does Moley have that stereotypical prissy gay voice?

So um, exactly what video was being played to him when these were recorded?

Tomboy - It's OK to be Gay (lyrics):

Stop a Gaben (Gay Ben):

 

[BatNapalm]

Ah, thank you.

 

[RetardBus]

Is it just me or does Moley have that stereotypical prissy gay voice?

Sounds more like a stereotypical nasally nerd voice to me.

 

[Ivan Komarov]

For those who are wondering, the ringtone that is three descending notes means that a call is incoming.
Gabe called ME, not the other way around for most of these.

 

[McLolington]

All he had to do was hang up the phone. This kid just doesn't have an ounce of common sense.

 

[Pikonic]

All he had to do was hang up the phone. This kid just doesn't have an ounce of common sense.

It's just like when he posts here, multiple people (myself included) have told him to just walk away. His "logic" is he needs to stop the cyberbullying by telling us to stop cyberbullying. Again. And Again. And Again.
I think it was his upbringing, I think he's so used to getting whatever he wants that he actually can't comprehend "You won't win, so back out now."

 

[McLolington]

It's just like when he posts here, multiple people (myself included) have told him to just walk away. His "logic" is he needs to stop the cyberbullying by telling us to stop cyberbullying. Again. And Again. And Again.
I think it was his upbringing, I think he's so used to getting whatever he wants that he actually can't comprehend "You won't win, so back out now."

Exactly. It's a damn shame to see people raise their kids like this. Keeping them sheltered only stunts their growth till they're beyond hope.

 

[José Mourinho]

All he had to do was hang up the phone. This kid just doesn't have an ounce of common sense.

Common sense? The funniest thing is that Moleman comes here and tells us we should have common sense in order to acknowledge him being cyberbowllied.

 

[McLolington]

Common sense? The funniest thing is that Moleman comes here and tells us we should have common sense in order to acknowledge him being cyberbowllied.

The kid's completely delusional. He expects everyone to respect his nonexistent authority no matter where he is and without question or compromise.

 

[The Dude]

It's just like when he posts here, multiple people (myself included) have told him to just walk away. His "logic" is he needs to stop the cyberbullying by telling us to stop cyberbullying. Again. And Again. And Again.
I think it was his upbringing, I think he's so used to getting whatever he wants that he actually can't comprehend "You won't win, so back out now."

Most lolcows are due to poor parenting. If the Navarros had given Gay Ben a proper spanking and told him "no" this probably wouldn't be an issue.

 

[Judge Willow Giovanna]

"...Really? Childish!"
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0vYd7oAxesm

"This is Phone Spam!"
http://vocaroo.com/i/s10vhj6yh6KS

"You are disgusting, you are disgusting. You are a sick...you are a monster, you are a monster!"
http://vocaroo.com/i/s02SVw5iYEZn

"YOU ARE HARASSING ME!"
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0c9Lbwg7f4M