Gabriel Sickel / KhordKitty / KhordiKit / ThisIsGabe / PianoKat / Xyniroz / Ghörfn / yiffyiff123 / Deborah Kay Butler / Buttercuppedbun - Deadbeat Wannabe-Actor MGTOW Pedo-zoophile - Divorced father of 2 sons. Tried grooming them as infants to be cub furries. Tried to groom a 17yo into sex. Ex-wife cucked him for a pedo. She took the kids. He fucked the family dog.

[Wheezy Asthmatic]

He deadass wrote an entire article about deleting his F-List because he was ashamed of getting called out for being a dog fucking child toucher.

Hey, Gabe. We know you're reading this. Why don't you come back and say what you REALLY wanna say you ball-less coward?

 

[ThrowawayFurry]

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I have just come here to say just waking up and seeing this shit isn't helpful.

Maybe if I ask @_01 really nicely, he'll draw a furry being yeeted off a cliff or something for me to alleviate the stress of the big Ts stressing you out.

 

[Jolyne THICCujoh]

Gabe is trying to thunk really big.


(link) (archive)

Like to the point I suspect he needs to take his meds.

Wow.

Just .

Gabe is schizoposting. At least more obviously than usual. Can we preemptively add him to the official KF body count?

 

[Lou’s Biggest Fan]

Gabe is trying to thunk really big.


(link) (archive)

Like to the point I suspect he needs to take his meds.

(apologies for the shitty reaction image)


Whatever is going on in that dude’s head, he’s only a few steps away from thinking God is speaking to him through a computer and that the CIA is after him.

 

[Wheezy Asthmatic]

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(apologies for the shitty reaction image)


Whatever is going on in that dude’s head, he’s only a few steps away from thinking God is speaking to him through a computer and that the CIA is after him.

I'm still laughing because he assumes that we're all Right-wing religious zealots when that couldn't be further from the truth. Whoda thunk it that Atheists might also find bestiality and pedophilia immoral?

 

[Lady Pigroach]

Gabe isn't the only reason that I don't believe in god, but...

 

[Pukebucket]

I'm still laughing because he assumes that we're all Right-wing religious zealots when that couldn't be further from the truth. Whoda thunk it that Atheists might also find bestiality and pedophilia immoral?

I think it's a major false equivalence that people like Gabe have about being tolerant towards other people that it must automatically mean being willing to excuse sexually, physically, emotionally, financially, and psychologically abusive behaviors for the sake of just "getting along". In reality this doesn't work whatsoever to prevent abuse, because it allows for manipulative people to get away with taking advantage of others without recrimination, all while they get to flip the script on others that they're abusing for daring to mention that their behavior is unacceptable and damaging.

Spoiler: Thoughts on Gabe's Behavior

This is especially visible with animal rapists and child molesters and other serial sex abusers; even when they're caught and told their behavior is unacceptable in the nicest way imaginable compared to their actions, they are so focused on their own feelings of shame and anger at being caught that they view themselves as martyrs who are being oppressed for daring to "love somebody", without any thought whatsoever on whether or not that love is sincerely reciprocated or simply enforced through societal expectation and the burden of "tolerance".

How many kids who get molested by relatives are told that they must've been lying or mistaken because of shit like "Your uncle loves you and would never do that to you!", by parents who just don't want to rock the boat with other relatives? How many negligent pet owners keep their animals in ill health or squalor and watch them die young of preventable complications because "Oh, but it would break their heart if I gave them away to somebody else who might care for them better!", when they're the ones who are completely incapable of letting go? It's entirely a self-centered mentality serving these people and good intentions (or even just tolerating) such behavior only leaves the victim open for more abuse or neglect.

I absolutely believe that people should practice tolerance for minor slights, differences in opinion, and errors in judgement, because people are human and oftentimes need to fuck themselves up in order to learn, even if doing so can be harmful to another person. For someone with empathy, just realizing that you've hurt another person undeserving through your actions is usually enough to feel bad and decide not to do it again, or try something else.

However, doubling down on your bad decisions or trying to argue with someone you've hurt that you didn't actually hurt them (or, worse, gaslighting a victim into believing they were never hurt by you in the first place despite evidence indicating otherwise, and then lauding that against people who are concerned for the victim's well-being) is abysmal behavior and not, in my opinion, something that should be forgiven on principal for as long as the perpetrator continues to find no or little fault in what they did beyond "I should've done things differently... so I wouldn't have gotten caught".

That is all that Gabe's posturing has told us; that, despite all his nonsense about wanting to be believed as innocent, he clearly thinks he is guilty enough to warrant aggressive and oftentimes contradictory verbal combat against complete strangers on an obscure and mostly-loathed website on the internet just for daring to question his incredibly misguided judgement, and that he definitely doesn't need to feel sorry for anyone other than himself.

From a psych standpoint; oftentimes the most aggressive defenders of their own virtue (to the point of refusing legal counsel because they know better than someone on the Bar about how courts work) are oftentimes the most guilty, because they feel that they are intellectually superior to everyone around them and think that they can talk their way out of anything. In order to feel this way, however, it implies that they have had to talk their way out of their own behavior enough times to've gotten "good" at it.

If Gabe doesn't trust his lawyer's judgement that he should not feed internet trolls by posting here and does it anyway, then clearly he has a superiority complex about how good of a liar he can be. So it's hardly surprising he'd come here to play 4D chess with a bunch of autists to "defend his honor" or whatever; because he legitimately thinks he can lie his way out of anything with enough conviction.

 

[Wheezy Asthmatic]

I think it's a major false equivalence that people like Gabe have about being tolerant towards other people that it must automatically mean being willing to excuse sexually, physically, emotionally, financially, and psychologically abusive behaviors for the sake of just "getting along". In reality this doesn't work whatsoever to prevent abuse, because it allows for manipulative people to get away with taking advantage of others without recrimination, all while they get to flip the script on others that they're abusing for daring to mention that their behavior is unacceptable and damaging.

Spoiler: Thoughts on Gabe's Behavior

This is especially visible with animal rapists and child molesters and other serial sex abusers; even when they're caught and told their behavior is unacceptable in the nicest way imaginable compared to their actions, they are so focused on their own feelings of shame and anger at being caught that they view themselves as martyrs who are being oppressed for daring to "love somebody", without any thought whatsoever on whether or not that love is sincerely reciprocated or simply enforced through societal expectation and the burden of "tolerance".

How many kids who get molested by relatives are told that they must've been lying or mistaken because of shit like "Your uncle loves you and would never do that to you!", by parents who just don't want to rock the boat with other relatives? How many negligent pet owners keep their animals in ill health or squalor and watch them die young of preventable complications because "Oh, but it would break their heart if I gave them away to somebody else who might care for them better!", when they're the ones who are completely incapable of letting go? It's entirely a self-centered mentality serving these people and good intentions (or even just tolerating) such behavior only leaves the victim open for more abuse or neglect.

I absolutely believe that people should practice tolerance for minor slights, differences in opinion, and errors in judgement, because people are human and oftentimes need to fuck themselves up in order to learn, even if doing so can be harmful to another person. For someone with empathy, just realizing that you've hurt another person undeserving through your actions is usually enough to feel bad and decide not to do it again, or try something else.

However, doubling down on your bad decisions or trying to argue with someone you've hurt that you didn't actually hurt them (or, worse, gaslighting a victim into believing they were never hurt by you in the first place despite evidence indicating otherwise, and then lauding that against people who are concerned for the victim's well-being) is abysmal behavior and not, in my opinion, something that should be forgiven on principal for as long as the perpetrator continues to find no or little fault in what they did beyond "I should've done things differently... so I wouldn't have gotten caught".

That is all that Gabe's posturing has told us; that, despite all his nonsense about wanting to be believed as innocent, he clearly thinks he is guilty enough to warrant aggressive and oftentimes contradictory verbal combat against complete strangers on an obscure and mostly-loathed website on the internet just for daring to question his incredibly misguided judgement, and that he definitely doesn't need to feel sorry for anyone other than himself.

From a psych standpoint; oftentimes the most aggressive defenders of their own virtue (to the point of refusing legal counsel because they know better than someone on the Bar about how courts work) are oftentimes the most guilty, because they feel that they are intellectually superior to everyone around them and think that they can talk their way out of anything. In order to feel this way, however, it implies that they have had to talk their way out of their own behavior enough times to've gotten "good" at it.

If Gabe doesn't trust his lawyer's judgement that he should not feed internet trolls by posting here and does it anyway, then clearly he has a superiority complex about how good of a liar he can be. So it's hardly surprising he'd come here to play 4D chess with a bunch of autists to "defend his honor" or whatever; because he legitimately thinks he can lie his way out of anything with enough conviction.

I mean it was pretty self-evident that he's got superiority complex from the get-go. The retard actually thought that him playing as a background character in CSI or whatever makes him qualified as a legal advocate. What's strange is how he ties that to his sex life. He literally thinks that people who don't enjoy the fucking grossest of hardcore kinks + explicitly illegal sexual acts are inferior to him. If it weren't so horrifying, I'd find the act of being unsuccessfully proselytized by a dog fucking pedophile to be genuinely hilarious.

 

[Wheezy Asthmatic]

OP FORMATTING EDIT:
Due to reaching the text-limit for the OP yet again, I'm improvising and just editing this post to go into more detail about his early life / intro into the fandom.

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Part 3​

Here I go stirring up shit again lol
It's going to take some time to digest all that's being dumped on you lot and I'm very sorry lol I meant to post this weeks ago but got bogged down by my job.
You know.
That thing that Gabe keeps lying about having while his mommy and daddy foot his legal bills.

Early Life
Across various journals on FA, Gabe gives us a brief glimpse of his childhood. And it's NOT flattering.

A rather long and embarrassing autobiography. This describes his early childhood, how he came into the fandom, the " bullying " he received at school & home, as well as the fact that he once spent $81 on candy.



To no one's surprise what-so-ever, Gabe's father was absent and his mother coddled him to the point of being a literal man-baby. Funny, why does this scenario sound familiar?
He also confirms that his sister was the Golden Child and that most of what motivates him is spite to one-up her. Honestly, I kinda wondered if he just had Perry so he could say he had more kids than his sister after hearing the Furry Raiders podcast he did.


If Gabe's father WASN'T paying for all of his bills & financially supporting this deadbeat's attempt to get full custody of the boys, I'd personally think he's funny as shit. Apparently Mr. Sickel gave Gabe some pretty awful advice. Whether it was intentional to teach him a lesson or he's ALSO a socially inept tard is, again, unclear.



He literally can't function without being under the influence

He didn't have his 1st job until he was almost 25. Also apparently never had a lock on his door which psychologists have shown is great for childhood development /s
I knew his mom was a fucking nut but I honestly didn't have a clear picture as to how much / what type.

[/SPOILER]

Into the Fandom

As stated in a previous journal, Gabe was introduced to the fandom sometime in 2008 by Emerald Sage, who he would later be in a romantic relationship with. This relationship didn't last very long though as by November of the same year, they broke up. Gabe claims to have dumped her " over differences "

but me-thinks he's lying as he told his grooming victim something completely different.

He spent a lot of his time in the beginning constantly feeling ashamed of himself for being a deviant. Apparently he treated being a furry as " living a double life " much like his cheating degen of a father.


The 1st events he attended IRL were Further Confusion and Crack Chicken Furmeet. The later, a local meet taking place at some weird chicken joint in CA, is notable due to the fact that he had already somehow managed to piss people off at the event. Whether it was due to his piss-poor hygiene or lack of social awareness is unclear because Gabe refused to acknowledge why his presence was a problem. This ignorance is common theme in this thread. If he makes people uncomfortable, he usually blames the person for feeling that way rather than asking them why they're uncomfortable

Archive

Bit of a random aside, TSA brought his lube out in front of everyone at a checkpoint lol


Back to the point. He already had a permeating negative reputation by 2010. I couldn't find the blog in question that he referenced so if anyone finds it, lemme know.


The guy behind the " Fuck You I'm A Dragon " meme wrote some blog against Gabe which pissed him off. Haven't found the blog (presumably because the guy deleted it).
They both settled the beef and became friends for all of a week before Dragon dude got murdered. Gabe then wrote a song about it (probably for clout)



Confirmation that Gabe knew Nick long before Deb. Haven't found the sketches he's talking about either.

Seems to be a running pattern that people get offended at his " jokes "
On top of that: His father hates him & doesn't want him in his new home because he knows Gabe is a slob. His little brother doesn't want him around his friends because he's an embarrassment. His other younger brother wants nothing to do with him


Gabe offends people again


Whines about getting free art because the artist doesn't draw his gay ass sona as a feral cat


Prime example of iM nOt ClInGy. Of the 10K furry contacts he's had throughout the years, it seems most of them got fucking annoyed and removed him. For whatever reason, Gabe feels entitled to an explanation as to why he's not worth other people's time.


Still clingy


Brony Hate

This section, although small, is... Weird. I'm just going to submit these in the order they were uploaded

Archive

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Spoiler: NSFW

Archive

There was 1 more post from this assumed collection but due to certain issues, I can't archive the media itself. Here is the post at least. At any rate, apparently this series of images was supposed to be an " alternative " backstory for the pony version of Khord called " Khony " . He talks more about this here

The hatred towards bronies (despite commissioning porn of himself as a horse) was apparently due to drama from a house he lived in for a few months in IL. He doesn't specify what happened, but there is a name given of someone who may know named Leoke. Journal can be found here

What's odd is that in spite of all this negativity from Gabe regarding bronies, he'd still go on to be a member of the hospitality staff team for BABSCon 2016 according to his Wikifur page. He tweeted after the event that it was " a real waste of time "

The Washington Heights Slum

For anyone curious as to what Washington Heights is like: It's a dump. I've spent a lot of time in NYC and gone through each of the burrows. WH is basically like the drug capitol of the city. It's a fucking landfill & only the low income / convicts / degens live there. At least that was what it was like back in 2011 - 2014 when I've gone through there. The next journals will show what his living conditions were like.

This saga takes place between May 2011 - Dec 2015

Spoiler

We'll be bouncing back & forth between FurAffinityForums, Twitter, and Furaffinity journals provided by Gabe. Our journey starts May 22, 2011

Circling back to Twitter:

Another post on FAF appeared on Nov 10, 2011 and was actively posted to until around Dec 2, 2011

He potentially housed a minor with a substance abuse problem

Video from inside the apartment.

Truth hurts

I'd say don't invite creeps over but given your history, that seems impossible

Doubt this one. He claims that people assault him anytime he fucks up.

They all ditched

He had to fill the rooms with people from Craigslist

He wanted someone to sleep in the same room as him (which is definitely not creepy at all)

He's incredibly irresponsible with money. He paid rent for his roommates and didn't make any of them sign contracts


The final thread on FAF would be posted on February 27, 2012

All of his roommates were bums basically. That and to the utter shock of everyone, the reason he has such a fucking pizza face is because he doesn't know basic facial hygiene


Well, you know what they say about things that are too good to be true


The final post to FAF in regards to his roommate situation would arrive on May 29, 2012 which gives a summary of his roommate adventures so far

He was starting to get livid about the whole roommate thing



In the midst of this, I actually found some rather interesting things on his Wikifur page. It appears that sometime around Sept 2014, it was " vandalized " by what I can only assume was a current / former roommate at the time. Mellie had this to say:

If Mellie is still lurking out on the internet somewhere and finds this, good on you lol please feel free to post here anytime

More roommate troubles

This still sounds like projection

Considering what we've seen you do to your own home and the fact your dad thinks you're a pig, this really comes off like you're shirking your chores onto your roomies

It's 2015 and he still doesn't make any of his tenants sign contracts apparently.

Once again trying to look for roommates

Yet despite that, he still thinks anyone can sue him which proves he's beyond stupid

This whole apartment was just filled with retards

Lol Gabe? Cleaning? I'd pay to see that

His " Acting / Music / Whatever " Career

To start this off, you should know that Gabe is a lazy piece of shit. This should already be abundantly clear but here's the clincher to sell it.

This isn't just something he's saying either to appease the Farms.

(A)

Gabe has zero drive, zero ambition, & zero purpose in life other than to wallow & mooch off others. He pretends that he's some big shot in " the industry " (at least by Furry standards) because he was an extra in a few box office hits but the truth is that he got lucky. Just like every other Joe Schmoe in the industry, he got lucky to be in those positions. However, his luck ran dry pretty quickly because he literally couldn't do the bare minimum to be an extra which is to take a shower & not rip a hole in the ozone layer on set.

It's also worth noting that the money he earned from background acting was put towards his fursuits (which we've seen that he can't take care of ) rather than putting it towards making sure he paid his rent. Wise financial planning, buddy.

(A)

His " career " ended once he moved back out to CA in order to be w/ Deb. He claims it was because he didn't live in an optimum place to get roles but I call bs. It's because he wouldn't get off his fat, lazy ass in order to get his driver's license, refused to hold down a real job in order to supplement his income in order to invest into acting, and because he was still a freakishly obese, Ghoul-Looking figure with no real talent.

Oh, and also because he's fucking fat.

Below are a collection of some posts scattered throughout the internet of him talking about his " acting career "

Spoiler

(A)

FA Archive

His " job " for the longest time was being a paid audience member for the Steve Wilkos show.


Proof he's a diaperfag.


Actual photo from that eps

Better photo from his Facebook

He tried to audition for a role in Ted 2 by sending pictures of him in his fursuit only to be rejected.

(A)

For whatever reason, in Gabe's fictional land of make-believe, he's come to the conclusion that because he partook in FICTIONAL COURT ROOMS it makes him a legal expert

Don't ever insult him on his half-assed accomplishments though. He'll get really bent out of shape & claim you're just jealous

His music isn't better. In fact, it's arguably worse.

Just to give you further perspective on Gabe's ego, he once had to go to therapy because he got rejected from Honor Choir in high school which he wasn't even responsive to.

Putting the horrific dumpster fire aside of the song he wrote about crinkling diapers, he once wrote a song about farting.

As if that wasn't cringe enough, he actually went through the effort to write a song about us.

A review by a fellow Kiwi

Because it was such a poorly constructed mess, @Leonard Helplessness opted to have other Kiwis perform the song in exchange for a bounty. This went about as well as you'd think.
@TANK JESUS made the beat, @Paul Barker! provided the vocals, & @Ramen Timer mixed the 2 audios in order to make this abomination from God

Next was the album cover

Honestly, we did a much better job on his album cover than he's done on his own. The below image is one he made for an album he released in 2010.

Archive

Interestingly enough, this album was archived in 2013 for some reason. Going to guess someone wasn't a fan either and wanted to make sure it survives. Thanks, bud. The title of the album as well has aged horribly as M.A.P. now stands for something far more insidious. I'm certainly not accusing him of getting his inspiration from that - just a rather odd coincidence.

The music itself is just god-awful & the titles are definitely questionable. Maybe it's just me but almost all of these songs sound the same and that's NOT a good thing. Going to throw in some other random singles outside this album as well

Spoiler

Brownies on my Brown Knees

Butt Rape

Diarrhea

Doggie Breath

Necrophilia Love

Come & Get Me Trolls

Hey There Trolls

Other Fandom Involvement / More Attention Seeking

(added 5/25/2021)
An addendum to this section has to be added. Even though this takes place much further in the timeline, it's worth noting that Gabe's been banned from various chats in recent times due to all of the substantial accusations levied against him. Going to assume that some chat room admins also lurk this thread so if you're reading this - welcome.

So what has he been banned from so far?

Sacramento FurMeets

Some panel at Califur 2017. Not sure which one. Salem may or may not have been responsible for security at the event but the panel they were specifically referencing was one they were running

Archive

Most of the Bay Area Telegram chats

Because he was complaining about the divorce as well as Thirst-Posting w/ 40 different female furries at the same time

Speaking of Thirst-Posting

Spoiler: NSFW

Archive

He deleted this not long after I posted it to the Farms originally

Tried re-doing the tweet but it doesn't make it any LESS awkward

Archive

That aside, Gabe has this creepy habit of messaging minors which we've already seen from the Facebook leaks

Gabe has even gone as far as lurking in a Skype group with mostly kids under the age of 18. Gabe's love/hate relationship with video games makes sense given the context that he's mostly trying to play games in order to seem hip with the youth.


Not the only instance he specifically targeted minors in order to interact with them

Mass-Spamming people is also a relatively well-documented behavior.

Archive
Worth noting that screenshot proves he's been talking to Foxler since as early as 2014.

Should take note that Gabe has this weirdly autistic system of thoroughly labelling people based on their ASL. He's talked about it on the Forums, I'll have to find it. Until then, here's proof of him spamming people + getting offended if he's blocked or ignored for any reason

Spoiler: Additional Screencaps & Archives

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Closing Thoughts

My main motivation for typing all this out is to show (even further) the depths of Gabe's dysfunction. This individual is truly just a hollow, empty shell of a man. The reason he seeks out disturbing content such as rape, bestiality, & murder isn't because " he's shocked by it "

It's because he's bored & those are the only things that stir his consciousness long enough to remind him that he's (an incredibly fucked up) human being. He lashes out & acts like an edgelord not because he truly believes in his ideals, but because he's still stuck in the cognitive & emotional state that he was in when he was a child that was just angry with his father. Funny though considering that he's perpetuating the same cycle of abuse that his father did onto his own children.

Before he found Deb, Gabe was merely living a half-life. He mooched off of others & worked dead end jobs to make enough coin to buy something that will scratch whatever itch he was feeling. Once she found him & he realized that she was his new & better meal ticket, he shotgunned a few kids into her hoping that she would be permanently weighed down to his fat ass of an anchor. Even now that he's a father, he STILL has no purpose. He only wanted to be a father in order to give himself an excuse for being a deadbeat horn fuck like his father. Almost sad he was using Deb's dime to go hose around with who or god knows what.

 

[Sneed's Feed And Seed]

Idk if " Crack Chicken Furmeet " was the name of a real furmeet

It is a furmeet that goes on every Thursday evening (that recently started back up) in front of a place called Wicked Chicken off The Alameda in Santa Clara, CA. More information from Wikifur.

 

[Wheezy Asthmatic]

It is a furmeet that goes on every Thursday evening (that recently started back up) in front of a place called Wicked Chicken off The Alameda in Santa Clara, CA. More information from Wikifur.

Any idea how he made himself unwelcome? Guessing he lunged at someone's food, the fat fuck lmao

 

[Corn Flakes]

@Catch Your Breath, I don't know how you manage to not only do all that research on all these utterly vile individuals, but also write in such a way I can't stop reading even though I can feel my brain trying to squeeze itself out of my ears out of sheer cringe.

By the way, who was the Fuck You I'm A Dragon dude, again? All I know is that he got offed but it was a long time ago and I didn't have time to keep up with furry drama at the time (college was a bitch).

 

[Wheezy Asthmatic]

@Catch Your Breath, I don't know how you manage to not only do all that research on all these utterly vile individuals, but also write in such a way I can't stop reading even though I can feel my brain trying to squeeze itself out of my ears out of sheer cringe.

By the way, who was the Fuck You I'm A Dragon dude, again? All I know is that he got offed but it was a long time ago and I didn't have time to keep up with furry drama at the time (college was a bitch).

It's mostly an endurance thing at this point with Gabe's shenanigans. There's only so much concentrated autism my ass can handle at once before I burn out.

I don't know much more about the FYIAD dude either, sadly. There's probably some retro blog out there somewhere that can shed some light. That or you can wait a year and see if Justin Whang or WavyWebSurf make a video on him. Surprised they haven't already. Maybe someone can reach out to them on Twitter and ask lmao

 

[Sneed's Feed And Seed]

By the way, who was the Fuck You I'm A Dragon dude, again?

You mean Starblade?

 

[Corn Flakes]

You mean Starblade?

Yep, that's the one. I didn't know he had gotten himself Varg'd. Charming fellow.

 

[Wheezy Asthmatic]

Just going to point this out there in case anyone missed it in the long dump: He tried to house a 17yo in his slum when he was 25. Minor already had substance abuse problems (unclear as to what kind)

 

[ThrowawayFurry]

It is a furmeet that goes on every Thursday evening (that recently started back up) in front of a place called Wicked Chicken off The Alameda in Santa Clara, CA. More information from Wikifur.

Damn, beat me to it. Apparently a couple years ago it almost got cancelled again cause some furries were doing some dumb shit in front. Correct me if I'm wrong on that. Good chicken though.

 

[Sneed's Feed And Seed]

Apparently a couple years ago it almost got cancelled again cause some furries were doing some dumb shit in front. Correct me if I'm wrong on that.

Wicked Chicken lost their liquor license for a bit, so a good number of the furs that ran the event took a hiatus until its reinstatement. Can't have a tard parade without tard guards.

 

[Corn Flakes]

Wicked Chicken lost their liquor license for a bit, so a good number of the furs that ran the event took a hiatus until its reinstatement. Can't have a tard parade without tard guards.

So you're telling me KY isn't the only lubrication furries need?

 

[Wheezy Asthmatic]

Unexpected source for a call-out but sure, why not. If it makes Gabe flip his shit in public again, I'm all for it.