Trainwreck Gabrielle Jeannette Hanna / Gabbie Hanna / The Gabbie Show - You will never understand the trauma of having a middle eastern nose

[comrade666]

Damn I didn't realize she had such an extensive history of exhibitionism.



These two tweets really got me. The exact same situation, worded nearly the same way, just over two years apart. I wonder if it was at the same residence, too. If I hadn't seen the rest of the tweets I'd assume she's just lying for attention, but you're right, she seems to get enjoyment out of it.

She probably is lying for attention - she recycles Tweets constantly. But her weird little flasher fantasies are always pretty consistent.

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

She probably is lying for attention - she recycles Tweets constantly. But her weird little flasher fantasies are always pretty consistent.

It's absolutely a joke that she thinks is super funny and hopes will one day land and get widespread twitter lols. Look at the date of both of them, it seems to be part of her summertime repertoire. There's an undercurrent of humblebragging in all of them as well, there's no embarrassment in the joke just "tee-hee he saw my tit! how will I ever live this down!". IMO that's not an uncommon topic for aspiring female hack comedians. Will she ever rise to the next level of hackiness and make jokes about shitting herself in public while on her period? Judging from this thread, probably not, why would she need to evolve if she's already great?

 

[I'm Helping]

I cannot abide that new, slow, vocal fry drawl Gabbie does when she is fighting with someone, but trying to trigger them by being calm and speaking ‘rationally’.
Its really noticeable in the new podcast clip when Trisha is trying not to lose her cool and Gabbie is speaking to her in that voice to try and make her flip.

She does it in her Tik Tok rants too, and she didn’t speak in that way until this year. She’s picked it up off someone else.

The vocal fry is her one thing that she's proud of, she crams it into every song so why not use it to annoy people further?

Poor Bo looks... confused. No wonder he started having panic attacks!

 

[Bacchus god of wine]

She's finally posted the intro to her series "Confessions of a Washed-Up YouTube Hasbeen," which she's been hyping for weeks now, if not months. I hate this bitch but I watched the whole thing and it's exactly what you would expect. 20 minutes of talking about herself, waxing poetic about how she's finally being true to herself after so many years of being abused, laughing about the last few months of "trolling" to go viral (even though she caused multiple people to have mental breakdowns) and saying she had fun doing it, and of course, promoting her new music.

She is a master of projection, despite accusing Trisha of it recently. I'm not up to date on the Trisha situation but I know Gabbie has accused Jessi Smiles, Rachel Oates, Angelika Oles, etc. of being narcissistic abusers. Bitch, WHERE? None of them every did anything to her except expose the lies that SHE told. She still maintains that sending her fans to attack them was "defending herself," not weaponizing her fanbase which is much larger than any of those three creators. And she's maintaining that these people have been abusing her, gaslighting her, and harassing her for years when it is literally the opposite.

Give me my top hats because I was MATI watching this fucking abortion of a video.

ETA she or her manager or someone is also deleting negative comments - I checked back and there's nothing but positivity in the comments.

 

[Witch Bitch]

Before shit got extra spicey this youtuber did a pretty good review of all gabbies stupid shit.

https://youtu.be/8g4ro9f1eKw

 

[Sparkling Cow]

Gabbie just opened an Only Fans

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[formerfatcow]

"If that's what it takes to get attention, I don't want it" - Gabbie Hanna about her trolling (including this tweet)

Also Gabbie-

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I guess she does want the attention, as long as she gets paid for it?

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[Seen The Butcher]

She's finally posted the intro to her series "Confessions of a Washed-Up YouTube Hasbeen," which she's been hyping for weeks now, if not months. I hate this bitch but I watched the whole thing and it's exactly what you would expect. 20 minutes of talking about herself, waxing poetic about how she's finally being true to herself after so many years of being abused, laughing about the last few months of "trolling" to go viral (even though she caused multiple people to have mental breakdowns) and saying she had fun doing it, and of course, promoting her new music.

She is a master of projection, despite accusing Trisha of it recently. I'm not up to date on the Trisha situation but I know Gabbie has accused Jessi Smiles, Rachel Oates, Angelika Oles, etc. of being narcissistic abusers. Bitch, WHERE? None of them every did anything to her except expose the lies that SHE told. She still maintains that sending her fans to attack them was "defending herself," not weaponizing her fanbase which is much larger than any of those three creators. And she's maintaining that these people have been abusing her, gaslighting her, and harassing her for years when it is literally the opposite.

Give me my top hats because I was MATI watching this fucking abortion of a video.

ETA she or her manager or someone is also deleting negative comments - I checked back and there's nothing but positivity in the comments.

stop it right now, the fucking 'receipts' of text cropped from mysterious online sites every second she talks about her ADHD as if it's some mysterious disorder people know nothing about. This whole vid was a godsend. Hilarious. Great work posting it.

 

[just lurking]

Someone please leak her nudes. I'm sure she'll go apeshit

 

[Big Ben]

Gabbie just opened an Only Fans

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Everytime she does her makeup she does it in that AGP 'little boy got into mommy's makeup and made a mess' lewk.

We get it Gabbie, blah blah blah 'i could fuck ur dad lolz!1!1!1!1!!1!2!2'. Sorry, but I'm pretty sure the majority of our dads are smart enough not to stick their dick in crazy.
Thank you for this thread, I'm so happy she's officially joined the farms. Time to leak the OnlyFans.
Speed edit:

Spoiler: NSFW

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Thank you to the simps at Reddit who paid for this boring shit.

 

[formerfatcow]

Everytime she does her makeup she does it in that AGP 'little boy got into mommy's makeup and made a mess' lewk.

We get it Gabbie, blah blah blah 'i could fuck ur dad lolz!1!1!1!1!!1!2!2'. Sorry, but I'm pretty sure the majority of our dads are smart enough not to stick their dick in crazy.
Thank you for this thread, I'm so happy she's officially joined the farms. Time to leak the OnlyFans.
Speed edit:

Spoiler: NSFW

This private information is unavailable to guests due to policies enforced by third-parties.

Thank you to the simps at Reddit who paid for this boring shit.

Imagine paying for what her neighbors get for free

 

[Big Ben]

Imagine paying for what her neighbors get for free

The minds of coomers, especially ones that coom to Gabbie Hanna's pancake titties and saggy thighs, are truly a riddle I don't want to know the answer to.

 

[comrade666]

Well, first and foremost - she's a shit editor. Her attempts to make stylistic choices fall painfully flat. Clearly, when left to her own devices - and without the assistance of a crew and production team - she has absolutely no talent. Why does everything warrant a royalty free sound effect? Every decision she makes is just deeply fucking irritating. Endless shattering glass sound effects add literally nothing to the narrative, shut the fuck up.

I'm sold on narcissism. This isn't psychosis or delusion, as much as she wants it to look that way on certain platforms. This is just a narcissist spiralling because no one fucking likes her - and she just can't accept that as fact. It isn't delusion, it really is just denial and it is pathetic to watch.

Her ability to maintain the 'everyone else is the problem not me' narrative would almost be impressive if it wasn't so obnoxious. She surely has to be feigning ignorance. It's staggering to think that she can see no reason why people might dislike her. She's such a raging cunt she has to be aware of it. Surely?

This one clip sums up her entire motive. She can't handle being disliked. She'd take any attention over no attention. Honestly, can't wait to see her attempt to paint Jessi Smiles as the narcissistic bitch on this one. No idea how she's going to spin it, but it genuinely made me laugh to see her flash up the black and white footage of Jessi ugly crying earlier in the video. If Gabbie thought that helped her case, then she's even more retarded than I thought.


In other news, how much fucking sternum does this bitch have? We're down to the 12th fucking rib here, has she edited out her tits, or do they hang that low naturally? Tell me she isn't censoring nipple. How has this happened to her at 30?

And who the fuck told this bitch her Ahegao face was cute? She's genuinely repulsive. This is going to be a long series. Relieved to hear her hostage boyfriend found freedom though.

Gabbie just opened an Only Fans

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She's so fucking ugly. Genuinely. Some women can get away with having unfortunate features - most have at least one redeeming feature to balance it out. She's just a creature. There are no words for it. She's vile. I've never been bothered by holes before but her giant nostrils give me some kind of trypophobia. Is there a version of that for giant holes instead? Regardless, she's disgusting.

 

[I'm Helping]

Everytime she does her makeup she does it in that AGP 'little boy got into mommy's makeup and made a mess' lewk.

We get it Gabbie, blah blah blah 'i could fuck ur dad lolz!1!1!1!1!!1!2!2'. Sorry, but I'm pretty sure the majority of our dads are smart enough not to stick their dick in crazy.
Thank you for this thread, I'm so happy she's officially joined the farms. Time to leak the OnlyFans.
Speed edit:

Spoiler: NSFW

This private information is unavailable to guests due to policies enforced by third-parties.

Thank you to the simps at Reddit who paid for this boring shit.

I feel sorry for anyone with O.F 'cuz it leaks like a broken tap, no slut-money for you hun!
Also: she could at least have made an effort? This is sub par even for soft core nudes.

 

[Beluga]

If any of my loved ones were to fuck Gabbie I'd immediately sever ties with them, not because of jealousy but because of the sheer disappointment and embarrassment I'd feel in associating with them.

 

[Seen The Butcher]

Everytime she does her makeup she does it in that AGP 'little boy got into mommy's makeup and made a mess' lewk.

We get it Gabbie, blah blah blah 'i could fuck ur dad lolz!1!1!1!1!!1!2!2'. Sorry, but I'm pretty sure the majority of our dads are smart enough not to stick their dick in crazy.
Thank you for this thread, I'm so happy she's officially joined the farms. Time to leak the OnlyFans.
Speed edit:

Spoiler: NSFW

This private information is unavailable to guests due to policies enforced by third-parties.

Thank you to the simps at Reddit who paid for this boring shit.

you've heard of leatherface, now get ready for leatherbody!

 

[comrade666]

If any of my loved ones were to fuck Gabbie I'd immediately sever ties with them, not because of jealousy but because of the sheer disappointment and embarrassment I'd feel in associating with them.

I don't know how Payton hasn't killed himself out of sheer embarrassment. He can never run from this - he will always be the big bald mute who sat idly in the background and let Gabbie dangle her Elastigirl tits over him once or twice a week for a few excess YouTube shekels. He deleted his social media but he can never erase that legacy. Hope his family hose him down before they let him back inside. Surprised there isn't a compilation of him looking like a hostage in the background of every video yet.

 

[Marche]

In other news, how much fucking sternum does this bitch have? We're down to the 12th fucking rib here, has she edited out her tits, or do they hang that low naturally? Tell me she isn't censoring nipple. How has this happened to her at 30?

She a saggy haggy

 

[Voivode]

She looked better when she had more weight on, this skinny look just makes her look haggard af

 

[like_shutup_&_drive_scoob]

Most woman who are mildly attractive or just plan looking or perhaps unfortunately have a huge ass camel level nose:

" I feel pretty being who I am and I know I try my best. Oh look, I am in a relationship with someone who really loves me and this attraction we feel is kismet and not because I'm a sexy bunny/GODDESS ANGEL QUEEN. I do not need to expose myself to others for gratification bc I would look foolish bc I KNOW I am NOT a FUCKING MODEL."

This dumb bitch: "YASSS GUYS LOOK AT MY SKIN N BONES LACK OF CURVES, LACK OF GRACE, NO BWEEBS, HUGE HUGE CAMEL NOSTRILS, WEIRD BEADY EYES AND SHIT TIER HAIR TEXTURE! AREN'T I SMEXY!? I COULD HONESTLY HAVE SEX WITH ANYONE ANYTIME LOL MY BOYFRIEND WORSHIPS MEEEE."