Trainwreck Gabrielle Jeannette Hanna / Gabbie Hanna / The Gabbie Show - You will never understand the trauma of having a middle eastern nose

[Rust Lung]

Everytime she does her makeup she does it in that AGP 'little boy got into mommy's makeup and made a mess' lewk.

We get it Gabbie, blah blah blah 'i could fuck ur dad lolz!1!1!1!1!!1!2!2'. Sorry, but I'm pretty sure the majority of our dads are smart enough not to stick their dick in crazy.
Thank you for this thread, I'm so happy she's officially joined the farms. Time to leak the OnlyFans.
Speed edit:

Spoiler: NSFW

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Thank you to the simps at Reddit who paid for this boring shit.

eww wtf. She used to at least have an ass and some curves despite her gnarly honker face. Looks like that L.A. lifestyle of constant crash dieting and desperation for relevancy despite aging out years ago is really taking its toll.

 

[toiling in obscurity]

She really has such an unfortunate body. I can acknowledge that she has put in work to get more fit but idk she just looks so…crepe-y? I wonder if it’s bc she didn’t really seem to care about fitness until she was like maybe 28 or so, so up until then she was just a mildly chubby no-muscle tone having girl? Idk but she will never look good to me. Something about her is so grotesque.
Also extremely embarrassing that she has decided that she’s ~alternative~ in her late 20s into her 30s. Most people are starting to ease up on caring so much about crafting an image and are really just working on who they are as people by that point.

 

[lyga]

That Gabbie Hanna only fans crap popped up on my tl on twitter and I swear she’s the first cis woman I’ve seen who doesn’t pass.

 

[formerfatcow]

Gabbie uploaded the next part of her series. Might recap later if I get around to watching it.

Also, this just in, creepy men on OF don't want porn, they want fetish material!

edit:

Spoiler: Ch. 1 Recap

First two and half minutes are her talking about her ADHD again.
The next 7 minutes are her ranting about Khloe Kardashian, Britney Spears, and Megan Fox.
She says people and the media bully Khloe Kardashian for her face. Khloe has always been beat down for being the "fat sister" and the "ugly sister" (failing to realize Kris Jenner herself was probably a driving force in Khloe's self-hatred).
"Social media is real life"
Really she's just demonstrating that she's not built to be a public figure, she can't handle people talking about her (or any female celebrity) and not saying nice things.
She brings up #freebritney and says what the media did to Britney was "fucking disgusting", neglecting the fact that (similar to Khloe) what her family did was far worse.
She's mad people made fun of Megan Fox's goofy thumbs because she's "too hot".
She screams about leaving a long list of female celebrities alone, ending with "LEAVE WOMEN ALONE!"
The next 5 minutes are her talking about Meghan Markle and Piers Morgan.
She calls Piers Morgan a "spineless fucking dickless cuck"
She lights up a joint, and 15 minutes in she finally mentions Ricegum.
She rehashes the Ricegum drama, claiming everyone at the party was filming when Ricegum assaulted her and broke her property.
She's also upset that Ricegum made videos making fun of her nose, even covering her face with text while speaking about it because it made her insecure. She's crying at this point.

"Nobody stood up for me." More crying.
She talks about how it was actually good for her in the long run.
She spoke to a media training coach who said "you are experiencing a very real trauma". More tears.
She ends the video by crying some more and talking about her "toxic relationship with the internet".
She calls it a "toxic and hostile work environment".
The video is filled with lots of unhinged laughter.

TL;DR- Gabbie spends 34 minutes revealing how she is not mentally stable enough to be in the spotlight.

 

[Natsuki]

I'm the only one who think she's beginning to get into Ana han levels of uncanny?

 

[Big Ben]

Gabbie uploaded the next part of her series. Might recap later if I get around to watching it.

Wow girl, shock and surprise! Men only see you as a sex object and you're trading your dignity for $500 a month. Wowzers, didn't see that one coming.

Social media is only real life when you're constantly online 24/7 and have no real hobbies, interests, friends or life outside of it. Normal people post a cute picture to Instagram or Facebook and go about their life, not even bothering to check the likes and comments.

Spoiler: wimmin whinging

This bitch better never compare herself to Britney ever again. She wasn't forced to work since she was 17, she wasn't essentially held prisoner for 13 years. Britney had an IUD implanted inside of her against her will and was forced to do a Vegas residency or else she couldn't see her kids. Gabbie posts stupid shit and justifiably gets clowned for it on Twitter. Not even comparable.

 

[comrade666]

I particularly liked the part where she stopped crying and eating grapes to google Megan Fox Nudes.

It's funny that she keeps trying to put forward this hysterically laughing and unaffected act when she spends the other half of the video crying about how no one likes her and her Middle Eastern nose. It's mind blowing to think that she still doesn't understand why she was 'assaulted' at that party. She was being an obnoxious cunt. She was given every opportunity to walk away. She didn't - and now she wants to cry about the consequences? And cry about the fact that no one defended her? Could there be a reason why no one defended her? Could it be that she is an attention seeking little liar? Surely not.

Also found the cut away to a rant about Meghan Markle and some random journalist very confusing. Is she saying she relates to Meghan Markle? In the same way she claims to relate to Britney Spears, Megan Fox, and the fat Kardashian? Delusional.

Ultimately, this is all an advertisement for her upcoming album. We all know she pulls these tricks when she wants to promote something because her shit work can't speak for itself. The one minute ad at the end promoting every project she has at the moment spoke for itself. Funny it has only a little over 100k views though. How long has the video been up?

 

[Bacchus god of wine]

Gabbie uploaded the next part of her series. Might recap later if I get around to watching it.

Also, this just in, creepy men on OF don't want porn, they want fetish material!
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edit:

Spoiler: Ch. 1 Recap

First two and half minutes are her talking about her ADHD again.
The next 7 minutes are her ranting about Khloe Kardashian, Britney Spears, and Megan Fox.
She says people and the media bully Khloe Kardashian for her face. Khloe has always been beat down for being the "fat sister" and the "ugly sister" (failing to realize Kris Jenner herself was probably a driving force in Khloe's self-hatred).
"Social media is real life"
Really she's just demonstrating that she's not built to be a public figure, she can't handle people talking about her (or any female celebrity) and not saying nice things.
She brings up #freebritney and says what the media did to Britney was "fucking disgusting", neglecting the fact that (similar to Khloe) what her family did was far worse.
She's mad people made fun of Megan Fox's goofy thumbs because she's "too hot".
She screams about leaving a long list of female celebrities alone, ending with "LEAVE WOMEN ALONE!"
The next 5 minutes are her talking about Meghan Markle and Piers Morgan.
She calls Piers Morgan a "spineless fucking dickless cuck"
She lights up a joint, and 15 minutes in she finally mentions Ricegum.
She rehashes the Ricegum drama, claiming everyone at the party was filming when Ricegum assaulted her and broke her property.
She's also upset that Ricegum made videos making fun of her nose, even covering her face with text while speaking about it because it made her insecure. She's crying at this point.
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"Nobody stood up for me." More crying.
She talks about how it was actually good for her in the long run.
She spoke to a media training coach who said "you are experiencing a very real trauma". More tears.
She ends the video by crying some more and talking about her "toxic relationship with the internet".
She calls it a "toxic and hostile work environment".
The video is filled with lots of unhinged laughter.

TL;DR- Gabbie spends 34 minutes revealing how she is not mentally stable enough to be in the spotlight.

Thank you, I couldn’t get through this one. Her victim-playing is absolutely insufferable.

 

[formerfatcow]

I particularly liked the part where she stopped crying and eating grapes to google Megan Fox Nudes.

It's funny that she keeps trying to put forward this hysterically laughing and unaffected act when she spends the other half of the video crying about how no one likes her and her Middle Eastern nose. It's mind blowing to think that she still doesn't understand why she was 'assaulted' at that party. She was being an obnoxious cunt. She was given every opportunity to walk away. She didn't - and now she wants to cry about the consequences? And cry about the fact that no one defended her? Could there be a reason why no one defended her? Could it be that she is an attention seeking little liar? Surely not.

Also found the cut away to a rant about Meghan Markle and some random journalist very confusing. Is she saying she relates to Meghan Markle? In the same way she claims to relate to Britney Spears, Megan Fox, and the fat Kardashian? Delusional.

Ultimately, this is all an advertisement for her upcoming album. We all know she pulls these tricks when she wants to promote something because her shit work can't speak for itself. The one minute ad at the end promoting every project she has at the moment spoke for itself. Funny it has only a little over 100k views though. How long has the video been up?

111k views in 23 hours.
We should be getting the next installment within an hour or so 8 minutes ago.

recap to follow.

edit:

Spoiler: Ch. 2 Recap

Starts off talking about her "bougie" new watch.
"I've never been a sane, normal, healthy person. I'm very mentally ill- obviously."
Talks about how she's learning to live with her mental illness "in a happy way".
"I was able to look around at my life and be like 'I have everything I've ever wanted and more and I'm still so hurt."'
"Literally yesterday I remembered that I was in a cult." (shows tweets)

"I think I had to be totally and completely humiliated to learn humility."
She gets distracted by her cat, leading into her completing an ADHD assessment.

She talks about Payton for a bit, saying how she wants to be a better partner. She relates this to her ADHD and the assessment.
She explains her difficulty in trying to complete an 18-question questionnaire on ADHD. More maniacal laughter.

11 minutes in, the footage skips to "the next evening". She's singing and scrambling around her place.
Says she had the best day. She lights another joint.
Rambling about quarantine stress in her relationship and what they did that day, including testing a mattress.
She talks about people tweeting at her sponsors to drop her (which worked) and how she should have had a free purple mattress from when they sponsored her but someone from her podcast kept it instead so now she has to buy one.
More about how everything she does wrong is because of her ADHD. Says that for a long time she thought she was autistic.
"I felt like an alien on this planet."
"At some point, our tolerance for people being different and having different personalities and traits went out the window." References "groupthink".
Her heart is pounding because she's angry.
She defends her behavior regarding Bianca Devins, an e-girl who was murdered. She includes footage of Bianca's family defending Gabbie's video.
She lists all the things she lost because of the Bianca controversy, including a record deal, sponsorships, friends, subscribers, job opportunities, and months of her life.
She addresses drama channels directly- "You used the murder of a child to exploit me, and that is disgusting."
"I did the right thing."
"You need to apologize to Bianca's mother."
She specifically names Angelika Oles as the one who started it.
She lists a number of Youtubers who need to apologize (see list below)

"I hate fucking seeing injustice, dude."
"I'm a manipulative sociopathic monster."
"Look at my fucking face in that video, dude. Look how broken I am in that video."

"You guys literally took away an amazing month for me."
"Because of the false reputation that's out there about me, that's why I fucking trend on Twitter for being an ableist against neurodivergent people even though I'm neurodivergent."
She claims cancel culture is mostly directed at women.
She claims she never compared herself to Britney Spears, and that anyone who says she has must feel that she's like Britney.
She starts crying again.
She says she can't go back and watch the "highschool fucking BULLIES" podcast.
"This is narcissistic abuse, this is gaslighting, this is manipulation, this is, like, some real victim-blaming, like, projection ass shit that's been happening to me for a long time."
She starts talking to her cat and holds him, and the video ends.

TL;DR- Gabbie is very mentally ill and she's never done wrong and her false reputation is the result of tabloid channels who need to apologize and "cancel culture". A waste of 34 minutes of my life.

 

[heatboss]

111k views in 23 hours.
We should be getting the next installment within an hour or so 8 minutes ago.

recap to follow.

edit:

Spoiler: Ch. 2 Recap

Starts off talking about her "bougie" new watch.
"I've never been a sane, normal, healthy person. I'm very mentally ill- obviously."
Talks about how she's learning to live with her mental illness "in a happy way".
"I was able to look around at my life and be like 'I have everything I've ever wanted and more and I'm still so hurt."'
"Literally yesterday I remembered that I was in a cult." (shows tweets)
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"I think I had to be totally and completely humiliated to learn humility."
She gets distracted by her cat, leading into her completing an ADHD assessment.
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She talks about Payton for a bit, saying how she wants to be a better partner. She relates this to her ADHD and the assessment.
She explains her difficulty in trying to complete an 18-question questionnaire on ADHD. More maniacal laughter.
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11 minutes in, the footage skips to "the next evening". She's singing and scrambling around her place.
Says she had the best day. She lights another joint.
Rambling about quarantine stress in her relationship and what they did that day, including testing a mattress.
She talks about people tweeting at her sponsors to drop her (which worked) and how she should have had a free purple mattress from when they sponsored her but someone from her podcast kept it instead so now she has to buy one.
More about how everything she does wrong is because of her ADHD. Says that for a long time she thought she was autistic.
"I felt like an alien on this planet."
"At some point, our tolerance for people being different and having different personalities and traits went out the window." References "groupthink".
Her heart is pounding because she's angry.
She defends her behavior regarding Bianca Devins, an e-girl who was murdered. She includes footage of Bianca's family defending Gabbie's video.
She lists all the things she lost because of the Bianca controversy, including a record deal, sponsorships, friends, subscribers, job opportunities, and months of her life.
She addresses drama channels directly- "You used the murder of a child to exploit me, and that is disgusting."
"I did the right thing."
"You need to apologize to Bianca's mother."
She specifically names Angelika Oles as the one who started it.
She lists a number of Youtubers who need to apologize (see list below)
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"I hate fucking seeing injustice, dude."
"I'm a manipulative sociopathic monster."
"Look at my fucking face in that video, dude. Look how broken I am in that video."
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"You guys literally took away an amazing month for me."
"Because of the false reputation that's out there about me, that's why I fucking trend on Twitter for being an ableist against neurodivergent people even though I'm neurodivergent."
She claims cancel culture is mostly directed at women.
She claims she never compared herself to Britney Spears, and that anyone who says she has must feel that she's like Britney.
She starts crying again.
She says she can't go back and watch the "highschool fucking BULLIES" podcast.
"This is narcissistic abuse, this is gaslighting, this is manipulation, this is, like, some real victim-blaming, like, projection ass shit that's been happening to me for a long time."
She starts talking to her cat and holds him, and the video ends.

TL;DR- Gabbie is very mentally ill and she's never done wrong and her false reputation is the result of tabloid channels who need to apologize and "cancel culture". A waste of 34 minutes of my life.

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gabbie needs help. she's coming across as more and more deranged

 

[comrade666]

We should be getting the next installment within an hour or so 8 minutes ago.

Less than thirty seconds in and she's already screaming about ADHD. Gabbie has genuinely never behaved like this before. I can't find a single example of her behaving like this over the course of her career. This is a performance based on what she believes ADHD should look like, and I'd be genuinely surprised if anyone was falling for it.

Jumping from topic to topic, rambling about unrelated subjects, screaming mid-sentence, throwing around buzzwords like 'tone indicators' and 'hyper-focused'. Trailing off mid-sentence. Pretending she's just so quirky for losing her train of thought. Rocking backwards and forwards like she never sits still. Showing off all these random tasks she needs to complete and pretending to get distracted because she's just so 'random xD'. This is such a fucking performance.

Those overlapping clips of her talking about a thousand things at once are overused already. Funny she wants to use ADHD as an excuse for being a grimy little bitch though. We all know this is an act so wash your fucking hair, retard. Actually made me laugh to see her talk about how much she loves Payton knowing he left her a few months after filming. Genuinely brings me joy to know she's alone because she's so fucking unbearable.

As we're on the topic - I'm so angry that people are calling me manipulative when I'm just uwu neurodivergent is such a retarded take. She seems to latch on to the things she can half explain away - like Trisha Paytas being a cunt or Bianca Devins mother saying she has no problem with her video. She seems to conveniently ignore other pertinent facts. There was no acknowledgement of Erica Million, the other dead kid she used for content. And hardly an acknowledge as to why Bianca's name was in her tags in the first place if she wasn't using her name for views. Most likely because she has no excuse or explanation that suits her I'm actually totally innocent and the victim forever and always narrative in those cases.

Honestly, it all comes back to her insecurity and the rage boner she has for Angelika Oles. Gabbie knows she'll never be on the same level as some superior Polish pizda and it's driving her insane. She's outright lying on camera, by the way. Angelika did apologize when she thought Gabbie had made an honest mistake. And then she found out that Gabbie was using Bianca's name in her tags for views. Angelika pointed it out - and yet, somehow, Gabbie thinks herself the victim.

Either Gabbie is retarded herself, or she hopes that her audience is retarded enough not to see straight through her bullshit. I actually admire the balls she has to document and self publish her own series of lies. Particularly when there is a wealth of evidence to contradict most of the shit she claims.

ETA

This is so fucking funny. Can't wait for her to claim her ADHD made her do it.

 

[Botched Tit Job]

What is Gabbie's angle with constantly talking about her ADHD? it reminds me of the kid in elementary school who had new braces and liked to find as many excuses to bring it up as possible. It's a basic bitch disorder that like half of the population has, and no one is impressed or inspired. No one cares.

 

[self-diagnosed dumbass]

What is Gabbie's angle with constantly talking about her ADHD? it reminds me of the kid in elementary school who had new braces and liked to find as many excuses to bring it up as possible. It's a basic bitch disorder that like half of the population has, and no one is impressed or inspired. No one cares.

Spoiler: sperging about adhd

Also adult ADHD is typically only debilitating when it's already severe and the person can't access treatment (in the USA that would typically mean not being able to afford it, leading to a infinite cycle of preforming poorly at jobs > getting fired > no job so can't afford treatment/medication > get job to afford it but benefits don't kick in until 6 months usually > rinse and repeat.)

Gabbie does not have this issue. She has a fake job that she doesn't have to do for money because she's already rich but can't stay away because she needs attention. Not that anyone actually believes that she has ADHD in the first place...

 

[LonelyEggRoll]

I see ADHD is Gabbie’s whole personality now. I agree she’s totally hamming it up to look unique and quirky.

I‘ve never seen anyone with ADHD act this way, the only people who do are the teenagers on TikTok feigning mental disorders.

I enjoy watching TikToks of those idiots on this Reddit board that gathers them together,
as I am above the age of 19, so haven’t TikTok downloaded.

 

[evil anvil]

I've seen a video of some youtuber who thinks that maybe Gabbie's behavior is due to addiction to Adderall. Interesting. I don't think it convinced many people, though.

I also follow the Gabbi Hanna - Rachel Oates - Jimmy Snow fiasco. This is... a mess. Jimmy uploaded a video a few days ago "explaining" his side, which only made him look worst. He lost many subscribers over this, but mostly over his behavior toward his own fans. He turns out to be quite a piece of work, that guy.

 

[Red Mask]

I’m surprised this hasn’t shown up sooner. Good timing. I heard of her through Micheal B Petty of all people and he claimed that “she always has the be the victim.” Looks like he was right. She is as ugly on the inside as she is on the outside. That goes for her shitty sisters.

 

[HissingBastard]

I also follow the Gabbi Hanna - Rachel Oates - Jimmy Snow fiasco. This is... a mess. Jimmy uploaded a video a few days ago "explaining" his side, which only made him look worst. He lost many subscribers over this, but mostly over his behavior toward his own fans. He turns out to be quite a piece of work, that guy.

Jimmy Snow is such a pathetic cuck. He ruined his own reputation and his friendship with Rachel for the sake of appeasing some D-lister he talked to twice. I guess he can relate to her whole "making your recently diagnosed mental disorder your entire personality" thing. He did the same thing when he got diagnosed with autism.

 

[comrade666]

I also follow the Gabbi Hanna - Rachel Oates - Jimmy Snow fiasco. This is... a mess. Jimmy uploaded a video a few days ago "explaining" his side, which only made him look worst. He lost many subscribers over this, but mostly over his behavior toward his own fans. He turns out to be quite a piece of work, that guy.

I've always found it ironic that Jimmy Snow has no personality outside of 'christianity bad' when he looks like he was rejected from the Priesthood for looking a little too much like a pedophile. I had no idea he was involved in this fiasco, but from a brief watch, I'm surprised he's on Gabbie's side. That's the gist I'm getting anyway - I'm not sitting through the entire hour.

I wonder if he's aware of Gabbie's giant - and admittedly creepy looking - go forth and multiply Catholic family, and her raised in a cult claims yet? If she brings that up in her 'docu-series' he's going to have content for weeks.

 

[formerfatcow]

Gabbie's promoting her OF again, clarifying that it's "NO NUDITY".

 

[comrade666]

Episode 3 is up. TL;DW behind the spoiler.

Spoiler: Summary

• Wants to 'take ownership' for her previous mistakes - has filmed apology videos in the past that she never released because they didn't feel right, or the timing was off.
• Has some regrets - but not really, because all of her mistakes led her to this moment in life.
• Admits that she does regret her old 'racist' content.
• Some tangent about black singers at the Grammys - she was very inspired and felt good about herself after listening to a song about a black person who just really loves being black.
• Says that she doesn't need 'an anthem' for herself and no one needs a song about being a 'white skinned girl' - during this virtue signalling moment, she appears to have abandoned her Middle Eastern identity.
• Feels sad that black people feel the need to sing about accepting that they are black because white people don't have to do that.
• Showed her 'black baby daddy' vine and claimed that she didn't think it was racist at the time because she had black friends and 'loved black people'.
• Spent a few minutes berating herself for posting the video and used a lot of buzzwords to show how woke and sorry she is.
• Says she made a lot of vines about black people using her black friends - she says her friends didn't seem to mind at the time but she now thinks she forced them to play token black characters and she is now, of course, very sorry.
• Something about learning and growing as a person and content creator.
• Says she felt she could never acknowledge her racist content because people kept dragging her into drama and the moment was never right.
• Says she didn't want to be viewed as jumping on the anti-racism bandwagon so she wanted to wait for the right time to speak about her old content.
• Talks about some random black woman she worked with at Buzzfeed in 2015 - Gabbie asked her to be in a vine and the woman asked if she was going to be playing a 'black person'.
• Gabbie explained the concept of the vine and the colleague turned her down.
• Gabbie claims she always wondered why she turned her down and wishes she'd asked at the time - on reflection, she believes it was because the vine was rAcIsT.
• Briefly reflected on the reasons she made many Tweets about wanting to fuck kids.
• Says it was just popular at the time and she doesn't know why she posted them on reflection.
• Says that you should be careful what you joke about because you can internalise that message - worries that joking about wanting to fuck kids will make you actually want to fuck kids.
• Says that she stopped joking about being a 'fat loser' because her brain couldn't tell it was a joke.
• Thanks to the people who held her accountable for seeming like a child fucker - asks her fans to stop defending her for those jokes.
• A long rant that essentially amounts to; white bad black good.
• Something about how society should stop putting black people in boxes.
• "White Privilege Is Real!"
• She is a white passing Middle Eastern woman with Privilege.
• Says she 'clawed her way out of the trenches' to become a social media influencer.
• Talks about all the petty crimes she got away with because she's a 'blonde white girl'.
• Lots of general screeching about racism and black rights and segregation and shit.
• If your Grandfather was a slave owner, then you have slave owner DNA or something, I don't fucking know.
• Black Women Are Beautiful!!!111!ONE!!!
• Anyway, she's very sorry if she hurt your feelings and she's going to keep berating herself for being white passing for as long as it takes.

It's funny to note that the video where she talks about her own mistakes is the shortest in the series so far. To her credit, she didn't advertise her shit music at the end of this one.