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[Frozen Fishsticks]

Hi. I'm a fat fucking weeb and social misfit that likes to argue the difference between pedophiles and ephebophile. I smell like stale urine and cheetos and haven't left my bedroom in fifteen years because of years of accumulated empty pizza boxes and soda bottles. Have I mentioned the difference between pedophilia and ephebophilia yet? My DVD player has been playing Azumanga Daioh on a nonstop loop and my penis is a twisted mess because ofthe awkward way I masturbate to Chiyo-chan My avatar is a fox (kitsune) boy.

 

[cumrobbery]

OMG WJERE TF DID ALL MY GOLD GO FKIN HACKURS
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[D.Angus]

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[Purin Chan]

I've been jokingly told that I "look creepy" or have a "creepy face". I am 20 years old but no girl has ever flirted with me or told me that I am attractive, so I am starting to feel that it is true. I guess my face makes me look like a creepy, weird guy, so no one wants to get to know me of be around me.

I've always been conscious of certain parts of my face -nose, overbite, large ears - and I am wondering if other people are as unhappy with my face as I am. I can't help being born with certain features, it's out of my hands and I can only fix it with surgery that costs thousands of dollars - but is there anything I can do to 'hide' or improve certain features of my face?

I'm sad that no girl has ever shown any interest in me, and I'm really afraid that the problem might be the very structure of my face itself, something i can't fix. I'm a nice friendly guy and I just want people to give me a chance.

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[Wraith]

FOAR EVERYWUN FRUM WRAITHY


OK hai. My name is Wraithy and um it's been a while since I made a new video. So I decided that because of recent events that I could make a new videooo. And um so yeah so let's just start off by getting a couple things straight. I don't do magic... mm mmh! No, I know that you all think that I do magic, but, I don't, actually. And I actually don't have diarrhea of the mouth either, ahh hehehe, which is funny to me. Ummmm yeah.

And then another one would be ummm. I provided you with a couple different pictures. Ummmm ahh such as like, like the one where I'm like mmm and it says, "I maged watchoo did there!" And like and and then like you peoples were all like, "YOU IS MAGIN!" and I was like "I AM NOT MAGING!! I AM WRAITHY YOU SEE! Mm!" And like um and so then ahh there was another one where I was like, "Mmm," and um I don't have any dry ice goin, which you edited a couple of different times. And then there was the one where I held up a sign and it said "Wraithy plus hot chicks equals equals LOOOVE," and that's true, it's a very true statement, I love hot chicks with long hair and big boobs. Well um, they wouldn't be hot if they had short hair and almost b cup boobs. And umm and then uhh bup bup buhbuh, OH there was another one that um, that I actually didn't possst... but umm... it's out there... cuz uh some of you guys found it, and I'm all like summony. And uhm and it's one where I like have a summon sign and I'm like "ihh" and it says several different things such as like I love ninja-chan, and stuff and umm it actually never said that, it said I love kobold-chan, which is one of my old gaia buddies, uhh oh, but the way, I'm not a gaiafag anymore, I moved on to bigger and better things, such as umm, things that I mentioned in another video that got me in trouble in the first place, hah!

Ahh, goblins! Goblins, this is my only account and it's wraithybabee with two e's and other people, like Wraithyakanoldygarlicbread -- she's a failure Goblin! GOBLINN! I can't believe you guys believe that! Who actually talks like that?! Not ME! Umm... and, so, yeah, and um, let's see here.

And then, um, um I was in a thread and uh this guy was like, "Wraithy, I would sing Oh No to you, like in Mercenaries 2." And I was like, "I love that video game's... one song... and that's it!" Because I do! Have you ever heard that one song? It's like AMAZING, it's like METABOTS MUSIC and like um, and so then um I uh I just wanted to say to that kid who wanted to play Mercenaries 2 with me uh that I love you, and I want to hold your hand. And also um, my wife, Corinthia, "hello! Mmm!" And, and uh Bryan Bash, I guess, I don't even know who you are, exactly.

Uhbububuuhh, my hair got longer, you guys. You can't see it under the cloak. I'm actually thinking about cutting it... I dunno. But umm, let's see here ahh, soo, I had a lot of replies from like my posts. Or, not a lot a guess, that's a little... much I guess. But um, this one kid, uh he remixed a lot of my posts, and they were so cool, and his name was turkeycolonoscopy... and he was SO funny. He like edited it and stuff and hehe, and I was like "ohhho" the first time I saw it. I was. Oh my god I had a heart attack, I was like oh my god. And um, uh, mmm, I dunno. What else is there to say. Clyde, Clyde, the guy who sat for like six minutes straight addressing me in a serious tone? Uh, thank you, I suppose. You're too subtle though. Um, but uh yeah, this, I don't think I should answer. What if I told you it would ruin the mystique, you guys?

Umm, and then um, bububuh, I dunno, really, huh. I haven't worn bling in a really long time you guys, actually. Um, because I stopped wearing it, because it's a really big pain the butt to carry every single morning. And I'm like urr hurr, and um and now I'm just like my wand and I'm good to go! And um yeah and so I love you guys, a lot. I really like, rawrawrawr status, like seriously like rawr and um I think that's about it. Byeee.