Gaijin Goomba - Basement Dwelling Weeaboo who makes hilariously bad videos

[fried_kooch]

How could no one post about his incredible livestreamed Mario themed wedding?

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This is sadly the only proof of it left. He had to fix the camera during the vows at one point, and allegedly the best man in the Luigi hat is MatPat.

someone needs to find the full thing asap because this is fucking insane

 

[Lazybird8654]

How could no one post about his incredible livestreamed Mario themed wedding?

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This is sadly the only proof of it left. He had to fix the camera during the vows at one point, and allegedly the best man in the Luigi hat is MatPat.

Thought I add this because it's realavent it's the story of how they first met from 5 years ago:

And here is defending the fact that his now wife's avatar has boobs:

This other video:

Their video on how to get a gamer partner:

 

[LN 910]

Jesus those thumbs are hard to look at

 

[ObsoleteMediaFormat]

They look like cousins or brother and sister

 

[LN 910]

I hope not but you know America

 

[Doctor Jones]

you can find it here
https://ia800603.us.archive.org/12/...bah and aki goombah get married the movie.mp4

when i was younger i worked for a jap company. i can read and speak a little japanese nothing impressive but enough to tell gaijin goombah probably can't . he never talks in full sentences, and when he says the occasional japanese word he doesn't even bother to pronounce shit correctly.

 

[Bad Headspace]

I wonder if Nintendo will roast the guy eventually he uses Goomba as his name and the channel icon is based on the design.

 

[Doctor Jones]

i think he'd be taken more seriously without the edgy bearded goombah fursona
in japan there's TON'S and TON'S of people (mainly weebs) who think that japs will jump all over them and treat them like celebirties because they're from the west, reality hits hard. not a lot of japanese people seem to care, most japanese don't speak english and often ignore western people trying to talk to them, some restaurants will even deny you service. it was really funny seeing these people become outcasts over time at the workplace because they didn't bother to learn anything.
did he work in japan or was it a school thing?

 

[The Lone Wanderer]

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i think he'd be taken more seriously without the edgy bearded goombah fursona
in japan there's TON'S and TON'S of people (mainly weebs) who think that japs will jump all over them and treat them like celebirties because they're from the west, reality hits hard. not a lot of japanese people seem to care, most japanese don't speak english and often ignore western people trying to talk to them, some restaurants will even deny you service. it was really funny seeing these people become outcasts over time at the workplace because they didn't bother to learn anything.
did he work in japan or was it a school thing?

IIRC he said he taught english in Japan or something.

 

[Smug Chuckler]

He taught in Japan but got butthurt when people there don't give a fuck about the white devil's tongue.

 

[Bad Headspace]

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i think he'd be taken more seriously without the edgy bearded goombah fursona
in japan there's TON'S and TON'S of people (mainly weebs) who think that japs will jump all over them and treat them like celebirties because they're from the west, reality hits hard. not a lot of japanese people seem to care, most japanese don't speak english and often ignore western people trying to talk to them, some restaurants will even deny you service. it was really funny seeing these people become outcasts over time at the workplace because they didn't bother to learn anything.
did he work in japan or was it a school thing?

It seems like losers are losers cross-culturally. High school wasn't the end, it was just the begining.

 

[babaGAReeb]

how the fuck does that goomba hold a katana without any arms?

 

[Doctor Jones]

how the fuck does that goomba hold a katana without any arms?

i wonder how he fucks his goombah wife

this is something he drew

his current art guy (a mexican weeb) also draws fnaf hentai
birds of a feather. https://www.deviantart.com/thegeckoninja/gallery/ creepy shit

 

[Meowthkip]

how the fuck does that goomba hold a katana without any arms?

Maybe it's like how Homestar Runner holds stuff, like he's got invisible arms.

 

[Doctor Jones]

he finally found an excuse to live out his homoerotic fantasies at the japan dick festival (the lollipop is dick shaped)

 

[babaGAReeb]

Maybe it's like how Homestar Runner holds stuff, like he's got invisible arms.

that makes sense but i think GG holds the katana with the sheer force of weeaboo rather than invisible arms

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he finally found an excuse to live out his homoerotic fantasies at the japan dick festival (the lollipop is dick shaped)

his avatar is basically a walking penis so im not surprised by him enjoying all those phallic things

 

[Mightykiwi]

Honestly, everything you ever need to know about this guy can be found out by watching these two videos back to back. One of them is a well researched, well thought out video that dives into whether or not this actually happened at all, and the other is a whine fest about how you should feel super bad because of hurt feelings.

Also, the Japanese he uses is too stiff for what is supposed to be a fun Youtube video with a cartoon character, and pairing almost business letter level Japanese with a sensitive word like "Gaijin" seems a bit silly in my opinion. It would be like saying, "Greetings to all of you out there, I am the one known as Dickfaggotkuribou42069"

 

[Smug Chuckler]

I wonder what would happen if GG was raised Muslim. Would he call himself Baka Bomb-omb?

 

[Doctor Jones]

of coarse

 

[Doctor Jones]

major L
i remeber when this happened, the best thing is after he got his account back he forgot his vloging camera and didn't post anything noteworthy from his trip.