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Ralph bet on .......Japanese Basketball game ?? Well he got felted, loss all his money and now he's coping !!!
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Wow, he’s even farther down the gambling addict rabbit hole than I thought. Jap basketball? He’s betting on anything the Ceaser’s sports book puts under his nose.
 

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Edit: You ayylawgs don't understand gambling, you have to spend money to make money:
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not the best to post you laying odds to win pocket change considering the circumstance though lol. that and imo you shouldnt be playing that end unless your bankroll is well suited to tanking losses or its an occasional thing with expendable income only when youre a bit more wanting to win a bit of extra money that day vs having as much fun gambling. it might point to ralph being so beaten and desperate hes panicking and thinking more odds of something happening than not = a wise investment

edit lol i didnt see the actual bet what are you doing ralph? you realize that the "odds" in sports cant be exact right?
 

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If the bookies hated you, they'd kick you off their site Ralph, that's what they do with guys who are consistently successful. They keep you because you make retarded bets like prop parlays which you undoubtedly lose most of the time.

On another somewhat related note, I always found it funny how Ralph bandwagons teams from all over the country. Alabama in college football, Kansas City in the NFL, the Lakers in the NBA and Atlanta in baseball. He's never lived in these places and just picks the best teams in the particular sport and roots for them like a (((rootless cosmopolitan)))
Dude I've been saying this!! I wanted to make a thread about it because his bandwagoning is so obvious.

He even has a Yankees hat.

Hell you'd think he would at least support Tennessee teams but nope he's all ROLL TIDE!

He really is the ultimate wigger.
 

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Ralph bet on .......Japanese Basketball game ?? Well he got felted, loss all his money and now he's coping !!!
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Spending NYE in a sportsbook lol:
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Gonna start sperging a bit about gambling but these two moves are enormous red flags for problem and bad gamblers.

The first one, betting on Japanese basketball, is a big red flag that someone is a problem gambler. Betting on football games is one thing, being an American, Ralph probably has a decent idea of the teams and their strengths and weaknesses so he wouldn't be at too much of a disadvantage, but betting on Japanese basketball is completely different. He's completely at the mercy of the bookies, has no idea if a line is good or not, he'll have no idea if a bet is decent value. It's a big sign that someone is addicted to gambling when they start betting on incredibly obscure sports.

The 2nd one, him betting 150 to make 50, just highlights how fucking dumb Ralph is, bookies love these bets, the sort of bets that seem like sure things so the Ralphs of the world have to put up 150 to make 50. They're not worried about dropping 50 here and there, they know that if they keep Ralph betting these long enough eventually things we'll break they're way and they'll clean the ralphamale out.
 

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Ralph probably has a decent idea of the teams and their strengths and weaknesses so he wouldn't be at too much of a disadvantage, but betting on Japanese basketball is completely different. He's completely at the mercy of the bookies, has no idea if a line is good or not, he'll have no idea if a bet is decent value. It's a big sign that someone is addicted to gambling when they start betting on incredibly obscure sports.
he didnt even watch it enough beforehand to tell if it was "obviously rigged" or not. i actually believe him because he sounded pissed like he lost ALOT on that, its so fucking retarded its like not even searching if wwe is scripted before betting on a wrestler. its really really really fucking bad next hell be losing thousands on portuguese fin diving. also he seems completely unaware that sports odds arent as exact as a table game where any niche situation that could reasonably effect it is just a reset vs anything from a different team strategy to personal choices outside the game, weather. unforeseen variables, random tragedy, i mean ralph look how close the bet was vs the odds you had. 1\3rd of your bet in profit lol.

The 2nd one, him betting 150 to make 50, just highlights how fucking dumb Ralph is, bookies love these bets, the sort of bets that seem like sure things so the Ralphs of the world have to put up 150 to make 50. They're not worried about dropping 50 here and there, they know that if they keep Ralph betting these long enough eventually things we'll break they're way and they'll clean the ralphamale out.
its dumb to try and lay odds for steady results even if you have the advantage with a smaller bankroll, in the early days gamblers bet against each other and the person laying odds betting more to win less was ceded a long term statistical advantage to make it worth their while. still caused a ton of those people to game way their ancient noble estates and wealth and caused a ton of people to kill themselves. even casinos struggle to field games that dont give enough of an advantage like Faro, a game that gave us the infamous suicide table where 2 people banking the game blew their brains out on it (another one was blackjack). oh and of course when everyone else would cheer at a handsome payout youre left wandering how it happened so often despite being less likely to occur and losing out on more than you could have won.

also the people betting against you in this case have a bit more access to tons of data and information when trying to sucker you into unfavorable bets vs one sleeping gunt mumbling "l-look ahm totally paying attention to tha spurts ahm nawt gay ets nawt troooo!"
 

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in the early days gamblers bet against each other
If Ethan had a passport, he could go to Nora’s homeland and play with Betfair. Odds on the site are set by the gamblers, and I know guys with significant capital who will coordinate to take money from retards. For example, they all go on and bet a lot of money on something really unlikely so the other betters see that a lot of money is being bet on that outcome and put their money on it too. The odds then shift. Then the big money guys move it all at the last minute onto the sane outcome and clean up on the odds the tards helped them move. These guys clear millions of dollars a month betting like this, and it’s just a fun hobby for them. They would welcome another moron like Ethan Ralph on the site.
 

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I'm not one to bet anything outside of cheap poker games or some fights with a couple buddies, but it seems like Sports betting may be the worst way to go about it. Boxing is the sport I followed the most even betting with friends with a dollar a fight it was a crap shoot, but it made it more fun. I would only bet stuff I intimately know about, I watched and played a lot of team sports but you wouldn't catch me betting them. Way too many variables. Look at his bet on the Bama game. What if that other team decided to kick field goal instead of going for a touchdown? He's out 150 and we wouldn't hear about it, I guess.

I really think most sports are rigged on some level anyway. It really doesn't take much; A bad spot here, a bad call there, random questionable penalties for a commercial to kill momentum. There's so much money on the line, why wouldn't they?

A fool and his money...
 

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Gonna start sperging a bit about gambling but these two moves are enormous red flags for problem and bad gamblers.

The first one, betting on Japanese basketball, is a big red flag that someone is a problem gambler. Betting on football games is one thing, being an American, Ralph probably has a decent idea of the teams and their strengths and weaknesses so he wouldn't be at too much of a disadvantage, but betting on Japanese basketball is completely different. He's completely at the mercy of the bookies, has no idea if a line is good or not, he'll have no idea if a bet is decent value. It's a big sign that someone is addicted to gambling when they start betting on incredibly obscure sports.

The 2nd one, him betting 150 to make 50, just highlights how fucking dumb Ralph is, bookies love these bets, the sort of bets that seem like sure things so the Ralphs of the world have to put up 150 to make 50. They're not worried about dropping 50 here and there, they know that if they keep Ralph betting these long enough eventually things we'll break they're way and they'll clean the ralphamale out.
How can he unironcally say this kind of stuff without realising that he has a problem?

Betting can really improve your enjoyment of any particular sport. Part of it is the emotional investment like getting your favorite team trough the playoffs or watching the big final with a bet on it gives a real adrenaline rush. Other aspects like the social stuff becomes better. Nothing is more fun then getting your pals togheter and watching the game with over a competive bet. Then after/before the game discussing betting strategies. Sharing info about the players condtions and/or recent perfomances. It really brings friends togheter like few things do.
But Theres no way in hell that he has any kind of personal invesment in Japanese fucking basketball. Not even the weebs give a fuck about japanese sports. Even Gator would call that gay nerd shit.
When you win its fucking great but when you lose its the fucking worst. Either way you have a strong emotional reaction.

Prehaps the Gunt is really fucking depressed and numbed by drugs that the only way for him to feel anything at all is gambling. That need has consumed way greater men then him.
 

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The first one, betting on Japanese basketball, is a big red flag that someone is a problem gambler. Betting on football games is one thing, being an American, Ralph probably has a decent idea of the teams and their strengths and weaknesses so he wouldn't be at too much of a disadvantage, but betting on Japanese basketball is completely different. He's completely at the mercy of the bookies, has no idea if a line is good or not, he'll have no idea if a bet is decent value. It's a big sign that someone is addicted to gambling when they start betting on incredibly obscure sports.
This, it's what happens when you're desperately trying to chase losses and just looking at what's on the board at like 6AM on an off day. I'm surprised he would even admit that he's betting on random shit like that but I wouldn't be surprised if he thinks it makes him sound cool and exotic for some retarded reason
 

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This, it's what happens when you're desperately trying to chase losses and just looking at what's on the board at like 6AM on an off day. I'm surprised he would even admit that he's betting on random shit like that but I wouldn't be surprised if he thinks it makes him sound cool and exotic for some retarded reason
Gambling addicts always do this, they try to brag about the weird sports and prop bets they gamble on. It's so they can pretend like they're still making money even when no big games are on.
 

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Ralphamale falls for the clickbait of the gambling world every single time.

I wonder how many online gambling platforms he puts deposits on? Caesar’s SB, Fan Duel, Draft Kings, MGM’s.

I figure once he burns through the his deposit and figures he needs to take a break the FREE FIFTY DOLLAR promo pops up and he’s depositing more money in no time to make that parlay bet.
 

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