Gambling Gunt - Gunt's Latest Vice

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Let's not do the whole secret money thing, it's what made DSP such an autism vortex. Whatever he has now he won't have shortly, I think that's enough.
NGL i've been hoping someone breaks into Ralph's bank accounts ever since the DSP spergs did it, honestly surprised no other groups have been trying to pull that on lolcows ever since Null pulled a dumbledore (no pozloading my neghole.....however)
 

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NGL i've been hoping someone breaks into Ralph's bank accounts ever since the DSP spergs did it, honestly surprised no other groups have been trying to pull that on lolcows ever since Null pulled a dumbledore (no pozloading my neghole.....however)
GATOR I NEED THE FUCKIN' TWO FACTOR CODE I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU DON'T REPLY RIGHT NOW YOU KNOW I DON'T UNDERSTAND THIS SHIT!!!!!!!
 

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NGL i've been hoping someone breaks into Ralph's bank accounts ever since the DSP spergs did it, honestly surprised no other groups have been trying to pull that on lolcows ever since Null pulled a dumbledore (no pozloading my neghole.....however)
That's silly. Ralph needs some small amount of money to continue functioning and if he does not function how will he entertain me? Also if he does get his bank accounts drained he can just go and cry and play victim and cry into his hug box. Finally just draining someone's bank account seems like it would be hard to do without getting caught, and if you get caught doing that I would actually enjoy Ralph getting every last ounce of petty revenge he could.
 

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That's silly. Ralph needs some small amount of money to continue functioning and if he does not function how will he entertain me? Also if he does get his bank accounts drained he can just go and cry and play victim and cry into his hug box. Finally just draining someone's bank account seems like it would be hard to do without getting caught, and if you get caught doing that I would actually enjoy Ralph getting every last ounce of petty revenge he could.
DSP's thing wasn't about draining his bank account, someone calld their bank and a weird fucking robot voice listed everything he spent money on
 

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Thanksgiving weekend, they're on holiday in Rochester staying with May's family. Where's Ralph? Where do you think - The Draftkings Sportsbook in the Del Lago Resort & Casino!
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Thanksgiving weekend, they're on holiday in Rochester staying with May's family. Where's Ralph? Where do you think - The Draftkings Sportsbook in the Del Lago Resort & Casino!
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Ralph really only has five or so methods of coping, and gambling is quickly becoming #1

I empathise with Ralph in that I don't like my in-laws either. But you know what I do when I visit? I bring a book to pass the time, or I help out with their yardwork. You see, there are many such activities that don't require you to be white trash, yet also avoid unwanted interaction.

(I fully expect Ralph to read this and then, in an effort to one-up me, post a selfie holding a pitchfork while pulling a soy-face)
 

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Thanksgiving weekend, they're on holiday in Rochester staying with May's family. Where's Ralph? Where do you think - The Draftkings Sportsbook in the Del Lago Resort & Casino!
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he’s there to blow off some steam after mays parents asked him what he does for a living and if he makes enough money to support a child
 

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Thanksgiving weekend, they're on holiday in Rochester staying with May's family. Where's Ralph? Where do you think - The Draftkings Sportsbook in the Del Lago Resort & Casino!
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LMAO. Now we know why he agreed to go meet Harry Morris. The carrot was a trip to a casino where hotel rooms are $50 afterwards.
he’s there to blow off some steam after mays parents asked him what he does for a living and if he makes enough money to support a child
He didn’t need to ask. He’s already clearing out the spare bedroom for May and Guntlina in 2022.
 

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I empathise with Ralph in that I don't like my in-laws either. But you know what I do when I visit? I bring a book to pass the time, or I help out with their yardwork. You see, there are many such activities that don't require you to be white trash, yet also avoid unwanted interaction.
im going to guess your beef with your inlaws also arent as black and white against you in terms of morality or general decency lol. unless youre also whoring out your spouse online for simps and irl for corporate america to feed your debts and gambling addiction

Gunt just said that he had come out of retirement from gambling to do a sports bet today. I'd be willing to bet he lost big during Vegas 3.
"retirement" lmfao why even lie about that instead of just pretending to be an expert successful luckiest gambling gunt ever? it doesnt make you look more in control it makes you look less than just admitting youve decided to indulge your vices after a break, if anything thatd at least show more awareness lol. also yeah it does point to him losing big again if even piggy brained ralph, or anyone really, calls it quits after previously being obsessed
 

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Maybe Ralph fell for a hooker in Vegas? He has a track record of going for women on the extreme fringes of society, a decent looking LV hooker would probably be the best piece of ass gunt has ever smelt and probably much better at sex than all those autistic/aspergers internet women he's groomed and dated. Never been to Vegas but whenever I've seen streams there are thousands of obvious hookers and single men walking around are their prime target for propositioning. Panstu better have the shack spotlessly clean for the return of the king! Get scrubbin' you pregnant old mare!
 

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Ralph really only has five or so methods of coping, and gambling is quickly becoming #1

I empathise with Ralph in that I don't like my in-laws either. But you know what I do when I visit? I bring a book to pass the time, or I help out with their yardwork. You see, there are many such activities that don't require you to be white trash, yet also avoid unwanted interaction.

(I fully expect Ralph to read this and then, in an effort to one-up me, post a selfie holding a pitchfork while pulling a soy-face)
Going to Vegas instead of hanging out with your family is honestly much cooler than reading in the corner like a homo
 

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MirnaMinkoff

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Imagine how miserable the Gunt must be with Pantsu to run away to Vegas every other week. At this point the formula seems to be for every two days he has to spend with Digi’s sloppy seconds he gets one in Vegas.

The first year a couple is together is the easy af honeymoon period, where couples can’t stand to be apart. But Ralph behaves like a guy who’s been married fifteen years to an old battleaxe he hates.

Going to Vegas instead of hanging out with your family is honestly much cooler than reading in the corner like a homo
It’s the proud tradition of old angry alcoholics who die alone, despised and far away from any homo books.
 

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